Flirting and chatup lines

[DEATH eVADER]

I have been using myyearbook as my primary social site for the last few months and I enjoy it. One thing that they have is the ability to send flirt messages to the people that you wanna chat up.

This got me thinking about what chatup lines people on here use. As I'm not very good at flirting, I thought this thread might inspire me

Some of the flirts that I found were

Did you have a fever when you took that picture? You look pretty hot from here.
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Theres plenty more

The one that I made is

I cannot believe your real, angels only appear in dreams

Does anybody have more?

 

[Rizzo]

All those are pretty gay.

I just go up to girls point at them and say let's go.

Rearly works. But when it does, oh yeah.

 

[Sam]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

 

[PJ]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

lol.

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.

 

[Darkside55]

My pickup lines generally go like this:

"25, tall, hwp, ddf. Down to fuck. Hit me back."

Had a pretty good track record of working over the past eight months, but it's starting to wane. Not because it's any less effective, but because CL has become a kingdom of adbots.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Would you like my penis in you?

/makes swirly gestures with his tounge

 

[bam23]

"I have cable"

 

[Eejit]

"If I could be any enzyme I'd be DNA-helicase, so I could unzip your jeans"
/thread.

 

[Shakermaker]

Do people actually still use pick up lines?

Anyhoo, my fav:
Your father must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put 'em in your eyes.

 

[Rizzo]

Sex can kill you. Wanna die happy?

I then pull out my Spyderco Police CO7... And she is never heard from again.

Edit: How is that crap a favorit? Lines like that are lame.

 

[Shakermaker]

Sex can kill you. Wanna die happy?

I then pull out my Spyderco Police CO7... And she is never heard from again.

Edit: How is that crap a favorit? Lines like that are lame.

That's why I like it. If you're gonna use pick up lines, they should be as cheesy as possible.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Do you like walking, cos tonight i'll make you a paraplegic!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"Get your coat, you've pulled."

"Do you wanna make this a night to remember? Cause if so, don't touch your drink."

 

[SimpleAssassin]

i hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away

 

[PvtRyan]

"You know what would look good on you? My semen."

 

[Kula Meenur]

I will knock all your teeth out with my ukrainian sausage.

 

[Dekstar]

"You must be full of crude oil, because I want to drill you."

 

[Danimal]

We must breed.

 

[Solaris]

Got to credit the sparrow for this one:

"You'll do"

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Bahaha, I remember this thread from yearrrrrrrrrrrrs ago, I recall Farrow saying that too.


Ask for an ice cube from the bar tender, crush it with your fist on the bar in front of her.

"Now we've broken the ice, can I get your number?"

 

[jet_porkins]

Let me grab my pick-up truck and offer you some pickles while looking up at the sky. And by pickles I mean those fantastic baby dills - very tasty - that you have no choice but to default to a fork and consume them in droves.

 

[Hobostomp]

"My Mum said I could keep you"

Or touch a girl's stomach and say "This will soon be plump with my seed".

 

[highlander]

do a happy dance.


women love dancers.


*cough*

 

[CyberPitz]

Walk up to the girl, place your hands FIRMLY on her hips and SHAKE VIGOROUSLY.

"You'll make a FINE baby maker!"

 

[<RJMC>]

just show your dick at them and say "you know you want it" followed by a :naughty:

 

[Rizzo]

I refuse to belive that not everyone on this site gets laid. Tonight.

 

[Emporius]

"Nice shoes, they'd look better in my pants."

Wait, that's not right...

"You must be an angel, because I've got an erection."

There we go.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Bahaha, I remember this thread from yearrrrrrrrrrrrs ago, I recall Farrow saying that too.


Ask for an ice cube from the bar tender, crush it with your fist on the bar in front of her.

"Now we've broken the ice, can I get your number?"

Except when you stand there, desperately trying and failing to crush an ice cube, your face going bright red with the exertion, before you finally smash it down onto the bar in defeat, it doesn't work out too well. Right, Glenn?

 

[PJ]

Except when you stand there, desperately trying and failing to crush an ice cube, your face going bright red with the exertion, before you finally smash it down onto the bar in defeat, it doesn't work out too well. Right, Glenn?

hahachar

 

[Rizzo]

Then use the bottom of your glass, or use your foot, throw your leg up on the bar, showing of your flexibility. Or head butt the shit out that icecube.

 

[Eejit]

It's ice. It'll slip away if you try and crush a solid cube between two flat surfaces.

 

[xcellerate]

"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

That's good though, brakes are for pussies, they only slow you down.

 

[Druckles]

Hi.

Works on men, too.

 

[Gemma]

-Hey baby, do u work at Subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong
-I may not be Wilma/Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock

My favourites

 

[Druckles]

-Hey baby, do u work at Subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong

The day you walk up to me and say this, Gemma, is the day I'd consider participating in illegal activities.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

 

[swan_song1973]

do you have a quarter? my dad told me to call him whenever i got a massive erection.

 

[Hurricane]

So... how's that vagina?

 

[PJ]

-Hey baby, do u work at Subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong
-I may not be Wilma/Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock

My favourites

The day you walk up to me and say this, Gemma, is the day I'd consider participating in illegal activities.

you both disgust me.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I once told a statue "Do you come here often?"

I haven't used pick up lines since.