G-man - wet or dry shave?

[Xendance]

He appears to shave, so I was just wondering what method he does. I personally think he does a wet shave.

What do you guys think?

 

[NorfolknChance]

wet shave is the go

 

[Shift]

Why?

 

[bbson john]

He didn't shave. He lost his male hormones and his hair started to fall off since he was nineteen because he constantly travels via portal without protection where the ionising radiation radiated through his balls, shrinking them.

 

[Unfocused]

Is there a visual difference? I usually have dry shaves with an electric razor and wet ones with a standard one and I don't see a difference.

 

[theholygod]

Keeping to my theory that Gman IS Gordon somehow, i would assume that Gman does shave because otherwise he would have a goatie

 

[Narvi]

The GMan has five o'clock shadow.

Obviously he is not very good at shaving close-cut.

 

[ríomhaire]

He uses a straight-razor, and by that I mean that this is the single most pointless Half-Life story thread I can ever remember seeing.

 

[Laivasse]

He dry shaves with a knackered old Bic disposable razor.

 

[Xendance]

Is there a visual difference? I usually have dry shaves with an electric razor and wet ones with a standard one and I don't see a difference.

Well no, there is no visual difference, but he quite obviously shaves and I was just wondering what method he uses.

 

[ríomhaire]

He quite obviously isn't a normal human being so it's possible that he doesn't need to shave at all.

 

[magiolle]

G-man doesn't have to shave. He just kicks himself in the face, and that's it, beard, moustache gone. (or by M-A-G-I-C)

 

[V-Man339]

V-Man on the G-Man shaving

I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to shave, and as for you: why the hell would you want to know?

As for this thread:
FAIL

 

[Jintor]

Yes, honestly, I don't care how much of a Half-Life Nerd you are; this is like asking the building construction methods of each and every building in HL2, or about Gordon Freeman's tax records. This thread is failure.

 

[soulslicer]

how the heck do you ppl know if its this or that..?

and i feel an impending lock..

 

[undertone]

he shaves with a samurai sword. wet shave... wet with honey.

 

[Xendance]

and i feel an impending lock..[/QUOTE]

A lock? We are talking about the G-man, WHICH is part of the Half Life 2 story.

Why are we not allowed to talk about his shaving method?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Inbeforelocklol.

 

[Jintor]

A lock? We are talking about the G-man, WHICH is part of the Half Life 2 story.

Why are we not allowed to talk about his shaving method?

Because it is utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly TRIVIAL.

/EDIT I hope utterly is a word. It looks sort of wrong from where I'm sitting.

 

[losttheskyagain]

-snips the rainbow-
/EDIT I hope utterly is a word. It looks sort of wrong from where I'm sitting.

Haha, "utterly" is a word.

I thought this thread was rather amusing. It keeps us from biting our nails over the Orange Box.

 

[Xendance]

Offtopic: Is Alyx changing her thong in Episode Two?

People who talk to me in group chat will understand why I brought this up.

 

[Cheomesh]

We have a chat?

And I think it's a wet shave. Dry shaves hurt.

 

[Xendance]

We have a chat?

And I think it's a wet shave. Dry shaves hurt.

Steam Community?

And dry shave does not hurt.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

This is quite possible the single-most pointless thread in the existence of this website.

 

[morgs]

Lol, a lot of bored people here, either that or they have no lives.

 

[kineaesth]

I LOVE THIS SITE SO MUCH.
Honestly, G-man's Shaving Techniques. Brilliant.​

 

[Cheomesh]

Lol, a lot of bored people here, either that or they have no lives.

Or it could be a joke...

I'm assuming most people here do not have a sense of humor? THEY need lives.

 

[Jintor]

Sense of humour only applies to good jokes.

 

[morgs]

Or it could be a joke...

I'm assuming most people here do not have a sense of humor? THEY need lives.

As in, I have important things to do that i can benefit from rather than wondering how a computer character shaves.

 

[Xendance]

As in, I have important things to do that i can benefit from rather than wondering how a computer character shaves.

GTFO this thread then.

 

[Kevin]

This question is as bad as "What is Alyx's shoe size?".

 

[Xendance]

This question is as bad as "What is Alyx's shoe size?".

:flame: I was just asking, but I get flamed

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Ughhh, does it really matter? It's just a game, ever thought of that genious?