G-Man's revealed!

[Yar Jar Rar]

After many moons of playing Half Life 2 and analyzing G-Man, I have discovered who he is and what he does! He was once an ordinary guy living in city 17, but then one day, he discovered how to get to an alternate dimension. Possibly the 8th, or the 25th dimension. After getting to the dimension, he discovered that he could do new, incredible things like partially control people, and teleport to places unknown. He took control of Freeman to do his bidding. But since only had partial control over him, he constantly teleported to where he was and checked to see if he was doing what he was told to do. Then he got back to the alternate dimension by opening his suitcase which warps him back. That is why he always carries that briefcase, and why you can never find him after he goes around the corner. There you have it, mystery solved! Well, I'm sure you'll have some questions for me, so feel free to ask.

 

[Que-Ever]

Except he's been around since Half-Life 1.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

That's when he discovered the alternate dimension, in Half Life 1. Then he started controlling Freeman.

 

[Qonfused]

Sheesh! It all seems so simple now!

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

Yep, now Valve is shaking in their boots now that we all know the truth about G-Man!

 

[Laivasse]

Damn, why didn't anyone figure all this out sooner? Cheers for the info.

 

[Zombine]

Yaay! Another senseless random G-man theory FTW!
Moons? You mean months?

BTW thats an old (and probably oldest) theory.

 

[warrior297]

Sweet info, I was always curious about the gman.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

Yaay! Another senseless random G-man theory FTW!
Moons? You mean months?

BTW thats an old (and probably oldest) theory.

No, I do mean moons. It means a long time. And it isn't a random theory. These are hard facts! This is a red letter day, now people won't have to spend their time comming up with crazy G-Man thories becasue now they know the truth!

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

Dear Mr. warrior297, I am honored that you chose to use you're very first post to complement me on my recent findings. Thanks you very much.
Sincerely, Yar Jar Rar

 

[Xendance]

Omgwtfdizist0omuch *boom*

 

[Shift]

You are wrong im afraid. He carries a magic lamp inside his briefcase, when he rubs it *poof* he disappears to another dimension oh his choosing.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

You my be correct about the magical lamp (although it doesn't sound very professional), but he wouldn't get to choose which dimenstion he goes to. He would have to go to...Let's just say the 15th dimension, and then he would have to go through multiple dimensions to get to...Let's say the 50th dimension.

 

[Robert-]

Quite interesting. Probably one of the better theories.

 

[scotland1]

lol.......

 

[ríomhaire]

It all makes sense now! The g-man is an Eastern European man who fell down a hole into an another dimension and decided to go to America and make people blow shit up for him. He is only in the 16th dimension while his employers are in the 18th!

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

The G-Man wanted Freeman to kill Breen because G-Man was afraid that the combine, with all their technology would discover the dimension, and take it over.

 

[Higlac]

Wow... Just wow... You have played the game right?

 

[Sheepo]

You seem to be missing some key facts, mostly concerning the GMan's early career as a prowrestler under the name Mike Honcho, but all the same outstanding work.

 

[sinkoman]

You seem to be missing some key facts, mostly concerning the GMan's early career as a prowrestler under the name Mike Honcho, but all the same outstanding work.

No, he seems to be about 11 years old.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

no, the truth is just more than you can handle.

 

[DynamiteHeaddy]

But how boring is it to simply say that Gman is just a simple guy?

I think it's much better to say that he's a enigma.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

But how boring is it to simply say that Gman is just a simple guy?

I think it's much better to say that he's a enigma.

Yes, l could say that, just to make it more interesting, but then it wouldn't be the truth. I don't make up random junk just to be entertaining, l only share the truth.

 

[Que-Ever]

I bet G-Mans' a virgin.

 

[Markdude]

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to play Half-Life. You are one of them.

 

[Que-Ever]

<.<
>.>

who, me?

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

Unlike the two bananas next to you're name.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

Who me?

 

[Que-Ever]

...

 

[Qonfused]

I'm so confused.

 

[Narvi]

It happens to people who misspell.

Join the spelling police, and you shall ascend.

 

[Yar Jar Rar]

G-man wouldn't misspell words. If he can find a secret dimension, he would know how to spell correctly. Unless he went to school, in which case, he would misspell words.

 

[morgs]

I can't believe i never saw this sooner...you have opened my eyes.

 

[soulslicer]

THIS THREAD WINS!!! I had one of the best laughs in my life in years..
I don't think YJR realizes we are crapping around yet right? omg, awesome.

 

[Que-Ever]

I don't think soulslicer knows that YJR was crapping around to begin with.

 

[soulslicer]

i believe I have been owned..

 

[Que-Ever]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[Shift]

lol soulslicer.

lol...

 

[losttheskyagain]

Wow, this thread is interesting. I'm glad you weren't being serious about the theory. I'd have to send G-Man on a mission.

 

[Oppressor]