Gordon Freeman is a monster

[Darkside55]

He never creates, he only disassembles.

 

[Lokizen]

True, Gordon is a one-man wrecking machine.

 

[hool10]

Half-Life 3? :O

 

[Sedako]

Well, he did directly "create" the resonance cascade. Although that did only lead to destruction, which in turn created City 17. Vicious cycle.

 

[<RJMC>]

Half-Life 3? :O

yes thats a screen of the final boss

the combine overlord SHOR-CIRC

 

[kineaesth]

yes thats a screen of the final boss

the combine overlord SHOR-CIRC

Excellent.

 

[Barnz]

 

[kineaesth]

 

[Qonfused]

yes thats a screen of the final boss

the combine overlord SHOR-CIRC

9/10

 

[Kula Meenur]

thread approaching lolification... in T minus 3.2.1...

 

[Calhoun]

Spoiler

The crowbar will never be outdone by the pipe wrench. For each headcrab that the pipe wrench explodes, the crowbar will obliterate three striders, in a single swing.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

*picture*

Hey! That is not cool! You cannot use Johnny Five for jokes, that is not cool, man! Not cool!

 

[Jintor]

This thread has won.

 

[Dekstar]

Number Five is ALIVE!
Reassemble!

 

[Lokizen]

Number 5, pssshh.

Wall-E!!!!!!!

 

[KagePrototype]

It's Johnny 5, you ****tards.

 

[Druckles]

Wow... this is so deep.

I must now contemplate it.

 

[CyberPitz]

I saw picture of Johnny 5...and just stared. I LOVE that ****ing movie.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

To think that by clicking on this thread link I would be transported to 2004.

 

[Cavalry]

To think that by clicking on this thread link I would be transported to 2004.

So Darkside has the ability to use his threads as a time machine, until we go back to 40000 B.C. with some dinosaurs, I could care less.

Just shows me the stuff I missed.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago, 40000 BC isn't even close

 

[Cavalry]

dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago, 40000 BC isn't even close

eh, I don't wanna be eaten by T-Rex and a pack of raptors, I just wanna see some prehistoric creatures.

 

[delusional]

eh, I don't wanna be eaten by T-Rex and a pack of raptors, I just wanna see some prehistoric creatures.

humans?

 

[Cavalry]

humans?

ANCIENT humans

and woolly mammoths. and saber tooth tigers. and ancient fire.


I've always wanted to go back to the time of the first humans and bring them modern stuff (guns, cars, a flamethrower, a razor, deodorant, MP3 players)

 

[mindless_moder]

ANCIENT humans

and woolly mammoths. and saber tooth tigers. and ancient fire.


I've always wanted to go back to the time of the first humans and bring them modern stuff (guns, cars, a flamethrower, a razor, deodorant, MP3 players)

WOAH NOT ANCIENT FIRE !!!

 

[Cavalry]

WOAH NOT ANCIENT FIRE !!!

Ancient fire came on sticks.

Now it comes in a compact tiny little case called a lighter.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I don't get it.

 

[Cavalry]

It was a joke, most creatures from 40000 B.C. have evolved to creatures that exist today, so I added fire to make it seem like fire evolved.

 

[delusional]

ANCIENT humansI've always wanted to go back to the time of the first humans and bring them modern stuff (guns, cars, a flamethrower, a razor, deodorant, MP3 players)

Same thing here, but instead of that stuff I'll fight in wars. I'll bring about 10 people with machine guns, mortars, tanks, submarines, jet fighters, body armor, etc. and kick some ass out of armies of 100,000 men.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

yes thats a screen of the final boss

the combine overlord SHOR-CIRC

Am I the only one who didn't get it?

 

[Vegeta897]

Am I the only one who didn't get it?

Are you the only one who doesn't watch classic eighties movies.

Yes.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I found it amusing just because the name is funny.

 

[<RJMC>]

I barely remenber the movie anyway

 

[Eejit]

He had it coming.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Are you the only one who doesn't watch classic eighties movies?

Aye. Dat be troo.

 

[Cormeh]

Posts above AJ Rimmer = fail.

 

[Dekstar]

That movie was surprisingly advanced for it's time. I love it the same now as I did back then.
The sequel sucked ass.