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Viperidae

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So I logged on today to find my hotmail inbox full of this:

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After perusing them, I discovered that some guy in Morocco had started an account on this easyflirt.com dating site using my email. He must have logged on and started browsing right away, without actually using the confirmation email.

So I followed the confirmation link and looked at his account:

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Which I have full access to and can change anything I want (except password, oddly).




He added me on MSN so I've been waiting all day for him to talk to me so I can give him the password.

He logged in about 20 minutes ago, and here's how our convo went:

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I then looked more carefully at the emails, and realised something pretty funny:

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So hl2.net, what's the best course of action?



Update:

PHIL COLLINS 47 says:
la prochine fois je vais te nike ta race ok fils de chein

Palm + Face says:
...

Palm + Face says:
this isn't helping you

Palm + Face says:
being an asshole to me is not going to get your 75 euros back

PHIL COLLINS 47 says:
**** you

PHIL COLLINS 47 says:
ok

And then he logged out.
 
See what other fees you can rack up on that site.
 
Try changing it to a man looking for men?
Also yes at fees. Can you view his card details too?
 
Do what Hammer said. Then make him spend money on men at that site.


Then start using gmail instead of the decades-past-its-prime hotmail.
 
If he doesn't, and he allows this opportunity to pass him by, I say we vote ban him out of the forums.
 
Anyone see the 27 year old alert? The woman with the blue pic?

:x
 
so..lemme get this staright u can browse around and do stuff...and that website charges the guy for it?
 
If you can change his profile to charge him for looking at men you have no excuse not to have done it by now.
 
Watch this first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM


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my.php




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Translation: Have you heard of the band Bear Force One? They're pretty cool!




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Translation: Sorry, I prefer bears. Nothing personal!




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The site sucks in that I can't change him to search for men, or charge anything to his account. This is the best I can do, short of chatting with girls in French, which I don't think I could do convincingly.
 
Dude, you have access to his name.

HIS NAME.

Rapelittlegirls McHitlerwasright
 
The name is private. All people see is his userid, which is unchangeable.
 
Well then learn "Only looking to rape little boys, nothing personal" in French.
 
Wait you cant use my pic but you can put some bullshit bears around his? Also change his name to mchammer75040

EDIT:nvm
 
Phil Collins? That ******, that's my 4chan tag!
 
Phone him and tell him he's a dirty ***** that needs to **** a ****.

-dodo
 
Do something completly ****ing embaressing. Try and find some more options to edit things or something.
 
Alright I declare this the griefing thread, this guy sent me this email:

Dear Edwards,

My name is Mr. Charles Collins, a Banker and accountant with the BIAOBANK Abidjan. I am the personal accounts manager to Mr. Robert Edwards, a National of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote d' Ivoire.

My client, his wife, and their three children were involved in the Kenya Airways crash in the coasts of Abidjan in January 2000 in which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but all my effort has not been successful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet to see if I could locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

Our deceased client ( Mr. Robert Edwards ) has an account valued to ($ 6 million US Dollars). The management of our bank have issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or the bank will declare the account unserviceable and thereby send the funds to the bank treasury.

Since I have not been successful in locating the relatives of the late Mr. Robert Edwards, I will seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased client since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($ 6 million US dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.

All i require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your reply if you can handle this deal with me, reach me now through this e-mail for more details.


Anticipating your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Charles Collins
0022509411817


Here is his email:
charlescollins156@rambler***
Have your way with him hl2.net, make me proud.
 
Dear Mr. Collins,

My name is Mr. Cornelius Sheepo. I'm an oil man, that's my trade. I work with BONK Inc. (you may have heard of us, we work quite a bat with sporting goods and energy enhancement beverages). I am the personal accounts manager to Mr. Robert Edwards, a comrade of your country, who used to work with hot, hot dicks.

My client, his dicks, and his transexual portuguese mistresses were involved in the Kenya Airways crash in the coasts of Abidjan in January 1947 in which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several inquiries to your local sporting good shop to locate any of my clients extended relatives but all my effort has not been successful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet to see if I could locate any member of his underground pokemon league, hence I contacted you.

Our deceased client ( Mr. Robert Edwards ) has an account valued to ($ 6 million Beedrills). The management of our bank have issued me a notice to provide the next of kindling or the bank will declare the account highly servicable
(if you catch my meaning) and thereby send the funds to the bank strip club.

Since I have not been successful in locating the relatives of the late Mr. Robert Edwards, I will seek your consent to present your dick as the next of kindling to the deceased client since you have the same testicle size, so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($ 6 million US dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the red hot dicks that the money will certainly attract.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your reply if you can handle this deal with me, reach me now through this e-mail for more details.


Anticipating your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Cornelius Sheepo
BONK Inc.
 
"Change display picture"; "Browse..."; "goatse.jpg"; "Ok."
 
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