Have you ever crossed the line?

I crossed the line, circumvented, and ended up back on the right side :)
 
in relation to what?

Today I busted out my dick infront of 3 dudes, twice. One of the guys was in the seventh grade.

Would you consider THAT to be crossing the line?

A few nights ago I kissed a seventh grade dude. Although it was actually his fault. He leaned out of the car and I made the "cheek kiss" face that you give girls when they leave, just jokingly. Closed my eyes and next thing I feel is his cheek and lips up against mine.

How about that?
 
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

...was that crossing the line?
 
That can be very dangerous. You never know when you might fall into a burning ring of fire when walking the line.
 
No. As far as I can tell, I never even went near it.
 
Today I busted out my dick infront of 3 dudes, twice. One of the guys was in the seventh grade.

Would you consider THAT to be crossing the line?

That's the sort of thing that will land you on a registered sex offender list. I'm serious... I went to the National Sex Offender Registry at http://www.familywatchdog.us/ to see what perverts lived near my house. Quite a few of them actually, and lots of them were listed as 'Indecency with a Child by Exposure'.

I have this creepy old dude who was convicted of 'Aggravated Sexual Assault On a Child' and he was like right next door to where I lived down the street in the other house. I lived in that house when I was like 15-16 years old.

Beware!

<shudders>
 
Yea, I crossed the line yesterday while rolling pennies cross the parking lot, some poor guy might pick them up.

I couldn't take it any more so I went back across the line . . . . started with some burnouts in the walmart parking lot, cursing, and flipping everyone off. Cops showed up so I shot out their tires and took off. Now I'm at home trolling HL2.net.
 
That's the sort of thing that will land you on a registered sex offender list. I'm serious... I went to the National Sex Offender Registry at http://www.familywatchdog.us/ to see what perverts lived near my house. Quite a few of them actually, and lots of them were listed as 'Indecency with a Child by Exposure'.

I have this creepy old dude who was convicted of 'Aggravated Sexual Assault On a Child' and he was like right next door to where I lived down the street in the other house. I lived in that house when I was like 15-16 years old.

Beware!

<shudders>

It was all in good jest, I assure you. It was sort of a dare thing, and I knew they thought I wouldn't do it, so I did it anyway just to shock the living shit out of them.

Not the first time i've done this tbh.

And then later on, I kept screaming, jokingly, about how I hadn't seen George's dick (he's the seventh grader), so he'd whip it out infront of Chris constantly, and i'd hear Chris yelp, and then he'd put it back away before I got a glimpse, just to screw with me.
 
I once crossed the road when the light was red
*DRAMA*
 
That's the sort of thing that will land you on a registered sex offender list. I'm serious... I went to the National Sex Offender Registry at http://www.familywatchdog.us/ to see what perverts lived near my house. Quite a few of them actually, and lots of them were listed as 'Indecency with a Child by Exposure'.

I have this creepy old dude who was convicted of 'Aggravated Sexual Assault On a Child' and he was like right next door to where I lived down the street in the other house. I lived in that house when I was like 15-16 years old.

Beware!

<shudders>

What have you got against Jon Voight?
 
Several times. With sexy results.
Examples:
Conversation with a polish family at a restaurant.. After some time of laughs and friendly conversation, they summarize with "Well, us polish folks have always been a happy joyous people."
Out of nowhere comes "Ah, you were like joking and singing in the gas chambers?". Guess who. I've never regretted saying something that much.

Conversation with a guy and his girlfriend. She's looking for a job, I suggest she extend her prostitute services beyond her boyfriend. They didn't take it lightly.

Frenched a guy and swapped eachothers snus while doing it. Pretty cool feat!
Emptied an outdoor bar of its liquor and booze upon realization that the back door was unlocked. One of my greatest accomplishments by far.

Joined myg0t's CS antics for a brief period. Great fun. Spouting rabid antisemitism while using all CS hacks known to man has it's appeals.

Random vandalism acts. Stupid shit really.
 
HAHA, good ones CrazyHarij.

"En kyss utan snus ?r som en dag utan ljus."
 
I was running 4 hours late leaving my gf stuck at her mates house miles away from home. When I greeted her I called her Henrietta a totally fictitious name plucked out of thin air. Her response was who is Henrietta? My head dropped, my grin was wiped off my face and I knew I had crossed the line.

It never happened again.
 
I accidentally burned down about 20 acres of forest.
 
Myself and a friend entered, what we thought, was a long abandoned house only to find six cars, some out of commission, others still in working order. By the steps into the garage, there were those rolling boards that mechanics use to get under cars, along with a very large assortment of powered and non-powered tools.

I don't know shit about cars, but my friend wouldn't shut the **** up about how amazing some of the models were, I think he said one of them was a Shelby Cobra, all I know is that one was entirely gutted, nothing but a chassis and a frame left over. Most of the cars were sports cars or sedans, but in the back corner they had one of those SUV/Trucks that you could "transform" into either and SUV or a pickup, it hadn't been gutted yet, as a matter of fact the keys were sitting on the driver seat.

In the end we got spooked when we thought we heard someone, and bolted out a window.

Not the most extreme line crosser, but I'm not one who usually enjoys pushing my luck with the law.
 
I cross the line at every opportunity. I live life so close to the edge that people rarely know when i've actually crossed the line. They're all like "dude, did he just cross the line? I don't know, man ... maybe". I'm hardcore.
 
I am the line. None of you have crossed me, but several are near me.
 
I threw an empty beer glass in a full bar once. Didn't hit anyone and despite being heavily intoxicated I somehow had the common sense to take a quiet trip outside until the guards stopped sniffing about.

...I dunno, best I could come up with. I like the line where it is, in general.
 
i once crossed the line...
with my sister :eek:
 
That's the sort of thing that will land you on a registered sex offender list. I'm serious... I went to the National Sex Offender Registry at http://www.familywatchdog.us/ to see what perverts lived near my house. Quite a few of them actually, and lots of them were listed as 'Indecency with a Child by Exposure'.

I have this creepy old dude who was convicted of 'Aggravated Sexual Assault On a Child' and he was like right next door to where I lived down the street in the other house. I lived in that house when I was like 15-16 years old.

Beware!

<shudders>

Uhm, what if this guy is of age as ... a seventh grader?

Then he's just -- horny like the rest of them? ... or is he older? HALP!!
 
Uhm, what if this guy is of age as ... a seventh grader?

Then he's just -- horny like the rest of them? ... or is he older? HALP!!

Yeah it wouldn't really be an issue if Sinkoman isn't of legal adult age.
 
I've never crossed the line, but I Do
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When I was in second grade there was this guy who would always sit near the portable classrooms and he said if I crossed a certain line in the sidewalk i would get a detention because only teachers were allowed there.

Well I crossed the line and got a detention.
 
dang.

Well, I DID cross the line once. I blasted through the front lines in a paint ball game. Then I got mowed down.
 
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