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Well, unfortunately it'll have to be Half Life 1, but enjoy these anyway cuzz I just wasted 45 minutes of my life!
-=Hacking Crowbars=-
-=To the tune of Jingle Bells=-
Hacking Crowbars, Hacking Crowbars, hacking all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a 1 motorized buggy.
(repeat)
Dashing through city 17,
With an OCIW in hand
Over the ruins we go
Smashing all the way
Ricochets off wall to ping
Making a scary sight
Oh what fun it is to ride and sling a slaying weapon tonight.
-=We three Headcrabs=-
We three headcrabs from Zen we are
Bearing bodies we snagged from afar
Death, anniahation
Explosions, termination
Folling yonder mar
Ohhh…
Mar of blunder
Mar of blight
Mar of holy death a light
Destruction leading, hacking proceeding
Guide us to some lunch to night
-=Up on the house top=- (Half Life 2, Traptown)
Up on the house top dumpster falls
Down goes 2 combine watch them maul
Out come the weapons and other toys
All for the players for lots of joys
Oh, ho ho
Who doesn’t know
Oh, ho ho
Who doesn’t know
Up on the house top, click, click, flash
Down goes the dumpster, watch it crash
-=I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life=-
I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life
Just like the one we use to know
Where the crowbars glisten
And players listen
To hear snippets as they grow
I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life
With every forum thread I write
May the game be scary and fright
And may all your Half-Life’s be right
-=Freeman the Scientist=-
Freeman the scientist was a jolly happy soul
With a great paying job and a friend named bob and two crowbars made of gold
Freeman the scientist is a action hero they say
He was made from Nerd, but the players know he cane to smack-down one day
There must have been some magic in that Anti-mass Spectrometer they wound
For when it activates all hell broke loose and head crabs danced around
Oh freeman the scientist was as scarred as he could be
And the players say he it was fun to play
Just the same as you and me
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those headcrabs whoa
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those zombies grow
Freeman the scientist knew Zen was hot that day
And he said “lets run and destroy their fun before earth melts away”
Down to the teleporter with the long jump module in hand
Running here and there, giving aliens their share
Saying “Catch me if you can”
He bled them down the streets of Zen right to the real big glop
And he didn’t pause a moment when he made sure the Nihalanth drop’
For freeman the scientist was trapped by G-Man today
G-Man waved goodbye saying glad you wont die we could use you some day
-= Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing=-
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
Action on earth and action wild
Head crabs and zombies reconciled
Joyus all ye players, rise
Join the Game of the skies
With alien host who do claim
“HL2 will come from Valve”
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
HL2 by gamers highly adored
HL2 the everlasting MOD’ers Roared
Lat in time behold it come
Offspring of Gabe favored one.
Wield in CD, also on DVD
Hail the sequel we do see
Pleased as gamers with striders do dwell
Half-Life 2 will do well
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
-=We with you a merry ATI=-
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
And some happy new gear
Good graphic cards to you
And all of it’s friends
Graphics cars from ATI
And delay past New Year
-=Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad=-
Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
Dad been drinking too much Caffeine
We begged him to finish, not to go
He took his time with quick save
And stumbled out the door I do know
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of HL2 attack
There were WASD prints on his fingers
And incriminating HL2 t-shirt on his back
Combine got run over by Gabe’s Dad
Still play testing on Christmas eve
You may say theres no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
Now were all so proud of Gabe’s Dad
He’s playing HL2 so well
As soon as there is multiplayer
He’ll will dominate like a Bat from Hell
It’s not Christmas without Half-Life
The gifts just don’t seem that swell
And we can’t help but wonder
Should keep our ATI or send it back.
Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
-=O, Holy Crap=-
Oh holy crap!
The shaders are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Half-Life 2 release!
Long lay the fans in anxiousness and frustration
Till it appeared and the wait felt its worth.
A thrill of hope as weary gamers rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!
Fall on your pleas
For hear the Half Life Voices
Oh gaming tonight
Oh night when HL2 was born
Oh gaming tonight
Oh gaming tonight
-=Have your self a merry little Half Life=-
Have your self a merry little Half Life
Let crowbar not be light
From now on
Other games will be out of sight
Have your self a merry little Half Life
Doom 3 will seem gay
From now on,
Our consoles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
As in golden days of yore
Faithful zombies who are near to us
Will be die from us once more
Through the years the MODs will come together
If the Valve allow
Hang a shining shadier above the highest cloud
And have yourself a merry little Half Life 2.
-=Here Comes Half Life 2=-
Here comes HL2, Here comes HL2
Right down Valve lane
Game and others all his employees
Pullin’ on the reins
Crowbars ringing guns singing
All iscarry and fright
Buy your junk food and store some caffeine
‘Cause Half Life 2 comes tonight!
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I was going to do another one, but I'd like to see if any of you have an ounce of creativity. I'll get you started....
http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/mostwonder.html
Except the song is titled "The Most Wonderful Game of the Year"
-=Hacking Crowbars=-
-=To the tune of Jingle Bells=-
Hacking Crowbars, Hacking Crowbars, hacking all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a 1 motorized buggy.
(repeat)
Dashing through city 17,
With an OCIW in hand
Over the ruins we go
Smashing all the way
Ricochets off wall to ping
Making a scary sight
Oh what fun it is to ride and sling a slaying weapon tonight.
-=We three Headcrabs=-
We three headcrabs from Zen we are
Bearing bodies we snagged from afar
Death, anniahation
Explosions, termination
Folling yonder mar
Ohhh…
Mar of blunder
Mar of blight
Mar of holy death a light
Destruction leading, hacking proceeding
Guide us to some lunch to night
-=Up on the house top=- (Half Life 2, Traptown)
Up on the house top dumpster falls
Down goes 2 combine watch them maul
Out come the weapons and other toys
All for the players for lots of joys
Oh, ho ho
Who doesn’t know
Oh, ho ho
Who doesn’t know
Up on the house top, click, click, flash
Down goes the dumpster, watch it crash
-=I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life=-
I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life
Just like the one we use to know
Where the crowbars glisten
And players listen
To hear snippets as they grow
I’m dreaming of a sequel Half-Life
With every forum thread I write
May the game be scary and fright
And may all your Half-Life’s be right
-=Freeman the Scientist=-
Freeman the scientist was a jolly happy soul
With a great paying job and a friend named bob and two crowbars made of gold
Freeman the scientist is a action hero they say
He was made from Nerd, but the players know he cane to smack-down one day
There must have been some magic in that Anti-mass Spectrometer they wound
For when it activates all hell broke loose and head crabs danced around
Oh freeman the scientist was as scarred as he could be
And the players say he it was fun to play
Just the same as you and me
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those headcrabs whoa
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those zombies grow
Freeman the scientist knew Zen was hot that day
And he said “lets run and destroy their fun before earth melts away”
Down to the teleporter with the long jump module in hand
Running here and there, giving aliens their share
Saying “Catch me if you can”
He bled them down the streets of Zen right to the real big glop
And he didn’t pause a moment when he made sure the Nihalanth drop’
For freeman the scientist was trapped by G-Man today
G-Man waved goodbye saying glad you wont die we could use you some day
-= Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing=-
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
Action on earth and action wild
Head crabs and zombies reconciled
Joyus all ye players, rise
Join the Game of the skies
With alien host who do claim
“HL2 will come from Valve”
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
HL2 by gamers highly adored
HL2 the everlasting MOD’ers Roared
Lat in time behold it come
Offspring of Gabe favored one.
Wield in CD, also on DVD
Hail the sequel we do see
Pleased as gamers with striders do dwell
Half-Life 2 will do well
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
-=We with you a merry ATI=-
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
And some happy new gear
Good graphic cards to you
And all of it’s friends
Graphics cars from ATI
And delay past New Year
-=Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad=-
Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
Dad been drinking too much Caffeine
We begged him to finish, not to go
He took his time with quick save
And stumbled out the door I do know
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of HL2 attack
There were WASD prints on his fingers
And incriminating HL2 t-shirt on his back
Combine got run over by Gabe’s Dad
Still play testing on Christmas eve
You may say theres no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
Now were all so proud of Gabe’s Dad
He’s playing HL2 so well
As soon as there is multiplayer
He’ll will dominate like a Bat from Hell
It’s not Christmas without Half-Life
The gifts just don’t seem that swell
And we can’t help but wonder
Should keep our ATI or send it back.
Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’
-=O, Holy Crap=-
Oh holy crap!
The shaders are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Half-Life 2 release!
Long lay the fans in anxiousness and frustration
Till it appeared and the wait felt its worth.
A thrill of hope as weary gamers rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!
Fall on your pleas
For hear the Half Life Voices
Oh gaming tonight
Oh night when HL2 was born
Oh gaming tonight
Oh gaming tonight
-=Have your self a merry little Half Life=-
Have your self a merry little Half Life
Let crowbar not be light
From now on
Other games will be out of sight
Have your self a merry little Half Life
Doom 3 will seem gay
From now on,
Our consoles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
As in golden days of yore
Faithful zombies who are near to us
Will be die from us once more
Through the years the MODs will come together
If the Valve allow
Hang a shining shadier above the highest cloud
And have yourself a merry little Half Life 2.
-=Here Comes Half Life 2=-
Here comes HL2, Here comes HL2
Right down Valve lane
Game and others all his employees
Pullin’ on the reins
Crowbars ringing guns singing
All iscarry and fright
Buy your junk food and store some caffeine
‘Cause Half Life 2 comes tonight!
---------
I was going to do another one, but I'd like to see if any of you have an ounce of creativity. I'll get you started....
http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/mostwonder.html
Except the song is titled "The Most Wonderful Game of the Year"
