Hello friends!

[Carrym]

I am just registered, nice place and..... Half-life 2 FOREVER !!! :cheese:

 

[Iron Kat]

Welcome, newbie. Don't feed the Banimal. And don't annoy it or you'l end up getting fed to it yourself.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Welcome.

 

[TCfromBN]

Welcome to hl2.net.
If I were you I would never return to this thread. Terrible things happen in the newbie section.

Also, right from the get go, learn to stand up for yourself. Don't end up like all of the other newbies.








Disclaimer:
Don't feed the regulars. Doing so could result in disembowelment. Hl2.net does not assume responsibility for your actions.

 

[Cole]

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND​

I'm ur Lover​

BUTTSECHS!!​

 

[Iron Kat]

Oh, yeah, that's another thing I should have warned you about: the buttsechs.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

She (BULLSHIT!) is right. Watch your ass these people are crazy.

Like.....Crazier than crackheads trying to do PCP.

 

[TCfromBN]

Watch your ass, I'm all about the buttsechs.

Fixed. :upstare:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Actually, I've given up the whole rape thing. Period.

 

[Geogaddi]

Actually, I've given up the whole rape thing. Period.

*Stares at avatar*

 

[Iron Kat]

I think you should change your avatar, then, or is that going a bit too far?! Anyway, glad to here you've given up the rape!

 

[Lucid]

You're not my friend.

But I'll welcome you into the crackhouse anyways.

 

[TCfromBN]

Anyway, glad to here you've given up the rape!

He is lying. It's a cover for his surprise gangbang coming up.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Actually, I've given up the whole rape thing. Period.

Ah, yes. PMS can be a bitch. Just sit tight - it won't last forever.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ah, yes. PMS can be a bitch. Just sit tight - it won't last forever.

:|

 

[Iron Kat]

He is lying. It's a cover for his surprise gangbang coming up.

o rly?:E

 

[TCfromBN]

o rly?:E

Expect much buttsechs.

 

[Iron Kat]

But not with me as the victim, I hope!

 

[CyberPitz]

But not with me as the victim, I hope!

You're safe from it now, your buttsechs initiation is complete. Now for the daily rape that coincides with joining.

 

[Darkside55]

Now you're supposed to take up the rape of newbies with us.

 

[The Monkey]

The people who create "hello" threads are doomed to be scared away.

 

[highlander]

All Newbies Report too politics thread Immediately.

 

[Iron Kat]

Yeah, it's funny that. Once the newbie has posted their "hello, I'm new" post, you hardly ever hear from them again! Heh, that's why I didn't post in this forum when I joined; if I had, I wouldn't still be here now!

 

[TCfromBN]

Yeah, it's funny that. Once the newbie has posted their "hello, I'm new" post, you hardly ever hear from them again! Heh, that's why I didn't post in this forum when I joined; if I had, I wouldn't still be here now!

She has us all figured out. :hmph:


Time to change it up, boys.

 

[Qonfused]

It's because people are like:

"LOL BUTTSECHS WEIRD JOKE SOMETHING ABOUT REGULARS LOL"

 

[Iron Kat]

She has us all figured out. :hmph:

very true!!!

 

[CyberPitz]

very true!!!

You seem to love to flash your pussy in every post...

 

[Iron Kat]

ALMOST every post. Sometimes I forget!!! It's sort of a signature thing. I know I have got my cat in my signature but it's...an...I don't know, exra thing, I guess!!! I don't really know why I do it!!!

 

[CyberPitz]

ALMOST every post. Sometimes I forget!!! It's sort of a signature thing. I know I have got my cat in my signature but it's...an...I don't know, exra thing, I guess!!! I don't really know why I do it!!!

Original joke...failed....sarcasm..gone...head...explode...
*boom*

 

[Iron Kat]

good

 

[TCfromBN]

...fine...

/end sarcasm

 

[Danimal]

It's because people are like:

"LOL BUTTSECHS WEIRD JOKE SOMETHING ABOUT REGULARS LOL"

And the obligatory "Do not feed the Banimal"

 

[Steven]

Actually, I've given up the whole rape thing. Period.

What about banana rape?

 

[Cole]

*Feeds Danimal*

Kinky.

 

[Darkwolf]

Iron Kat never made a newbie thread...

Obviously...
@Kat: You're doing it wrong.

hehe...

 

[Iron Kat]

very funny.:hmph:

 

[CyberPitz]

very funny.:hmph:

It WAS!

 

[Iron Kat]

what, the picture i tried to post, or the fact that Darkwolf says 'you're doing it wrong' to me?

 

[CyberPitz]

what, the picture i tried to post, or the fact that Darkwolf says 'you're doing it wrong' to me?

the picture you tried to post