Hello

[Van1lla]

Hi, was reading around and found these forums, and i love forums so i thought i would join so...hi!

 

[Darkside55]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay, watch out for the hydra pit.

 

[Darkwolf]

And don't feed the Banimal.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Hi, was reading around and found this thread, and I love threads so I thought I would post so... hi!

Sup@u.

 

[Steven]

I am noticing a pattern here..

 

[Robbo]

.... Welcome enjoy your stay

 

[Darkside55]

I love that the new guy is welcoming other new guys. I'm not poking fun, I actually think it's kinda cute.

 

[Robbo]

while I was welcoming I was mostly adding to the pattern

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Sup bitches.

 

[Zephos]

Porkchop sandwiches?!?

 

[15357]

Remember: Keep your body in front of the officers so you can be our body shield.

 

[highlander]

Hai2u.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lawl Hai2u2.

 

[highlander]

NO I MENT THE NOOBIE! get out my head Willie!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If you want me out...You'll have to kill yourself.

.......

SMILY FACE

 

[Ennui]

some people never get bored of posting random inane greetings in the newbie forum

welcome mate, stick around

 

[Danimal]

And don't feed the Banimal.

But I'm soooo HUNGY!

 

[Azner]

But I'm soooo HUNGY!

*Takes willie, flings him into Banimals cage*

Welcome, its not anysafer ere, we sacrifice a forum member unpon every newbies visit. Next in line is You, So join Hl2.net, Hl2.net needs YOU!

 

[Darkwolf]

Quick Willie! Use your bananas to escape!

D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Raperaperaperape!

 

[Azner]

I wished ud rape me
>.>
<.<

I mean i love /b/ F*ack

 

[Lucid]

ch0c0lat3 > van1lla

 

[Acepilotf14]

Don't worry Banimal, your 12:00 feeding will go on schedule...
It's TUNA DAY today!!!
.....Hi!

 

[Darkside55]

I mean i love /b/ F*ack

Talking about /b/ is the cancer that is killing /b/.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I will kill you!

 

[Darkside55]

Not if I kill me first!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not if I **** you first!

WAIT.....WHAT?

 

[Darkside55]

Is this before or after I'm dead? I'm not judging I just wanna know so I can make plans.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Before, good sir.

 

[FieryGoose]

Where's the nearest exit...
Well at least willies no necrophiliac. yuckie.
I have to cut the cheese.

 

[Darkwolf]

Umm... but there are necr-

Oh... um... I'll just uh...

 

[highlander]

Welcome.



Not safe talk here, meet me in allyway 10 minutes.

 

[15357]

Warning: Unknown viral miscount detected. Administer code: Lockdown. Recaliberating socioscan.

 

[Steven]

What the shit guys?

 

[Max35]

In response to the OP, "Hello, Clarice" (in proper Anthony Hopkins voice, of course)

 

[The Monkey]

Arbeit macht frei, etc.

 

[CyberPitz]

Umm... but there are necr-

Oh... um... I'll just uh...

Go on.....

 

[Darkside55]

Necrotics detected in sector 3! Outbreak outbreak outbreak!

 

[Darkwolf]

Go on.....

Hide in the corner, then kill myself WHILE in a sexually provocative position.

:|

 

[Ytse Jam]

'Ello noob! I'm a noob too! I smell like feet!