Hi.

[Greg Coomer]

Hi... This is my first post @ hl2.net.
I like walks on the beach, going to movies, and working at Valve for a living.
Looking for SWMs who are into headcrabs, tentacle play, etc.
R U the one?

 

[disruptioN_]

Tentacle play...kinky...

 

[DeltaBlast]

Now I understand how VALVe comes up with all those monsters: they just put their sexual fantasies into the game..

 

[^Ben]

Welcome Greg!

How's things going?

Can we just skip the walks on the beach and get to the tentacle play?

 

[PistolOnly]

Tentacle play? o.0

 

[Brian Damage]

Yo, dude. Nice to see more VALVe staff here.

 

[G-Dub]

yeah glad to see you taking part in the community

 

[Chris D]

By the way Greg, technically you have free rights to post ANYTHING you like in the Valve Info Thread, considering you're Valve staff any thing you post in there is indeed info from Valve

We like dates too btw... not the walking along the beach kind either.

/me stares at Greg

 

[Maxi]

Hi! i'm about 6 feet tall, live in the south of Finland and i'm 16 years old. I like our island region, sailing and listening to music/going to concerts and going to the movies. I'm single and my currently I work as a salesperson at Vestek(boat supply store chain).


I forgot this:I love horses, don't you?

 

[G-Dub]

We like dates too btw... not the walking along the beach kind either.

/me stares at Greg

lol, don't let him stare for too long Greg, you don't know what could happen!

 

[Frank]

...there's something missing here...something I need to say...OH YES!!!

OBEY MY FIST!!!!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Cool to see another staff member here, you have no idea how much it means to us! :thumbs:

 

[Bio]

For the sake of tradition, http://antics.icepox.com/boobflash.swf and not forget http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/footy.php.

 

[Someone]

Welcome Greg. Always fun to see someone from Valve (or any game company) mix in with the common folk.

I'm sure you'll be beaten about the head and shoulders with many questions about HL2, although.... seeing you like tentacle play, what people may ask for could be a bit strange!

 

[^Ben]

Well HL2.net got Greg Hl2Fallout has got Gabe.

Hrmmmmmmm my spidey senses are tingling.

 

[Chris D]

Well HL2.net got Greg Hl2Fallout has got Gabe.

Hrmmmmmmm my spidey senses are tingling.

HalfLifeSource/Radio has Erik Johnson!

 

[Maxi]

And we have Greg Coomer.

Well you know how it is, the lower people in a company are more likely to "leak" screenshots

 

[G-Dub]

what is greg's position at the company?

 

[Chris D]

Check his profile, we've updated it for him.

 

[^Ben]

Unlucky Erik

Hay i made a fan site can i have Yahn? and Rick? I will treat them well >

 

[G-Dub]

Check his profile, we've updated it for him.

thanks chris

 

[ramdomthought]

Hi... This is my first post @ hl2.net.
I like walks on the beach, going to movies, and working at Valve for a living.
Looking for SWMs who are into headcrabs, tentacle play, etc.
R U the one?

since you work at valve, GIVE US ALL A LEAK!!!!!!!

 

[Chris D]

Unlucky Erik

Hay i made a fan site can i have Yahn? and Rick? I will treat them well >

Unfortunately not...

All your Valve are belong to us!

 

[ComradeBadger]

Chris_D made a funny... ahahahhaha ;(

 

[Shuzer]

Chris_D made a funny... ahahahhaha ;(

Funny is far too subjective a term

 

[Greg Coomer]

And we have Greg Coomer.
Well you know how it is, the lower people in a company are more likely to "leak" screenshots

I will not be your secret mole inside of Valve, leaking screenshots just to gain status on this message board.
Well, ok, maybe I will.

 

[evil^milk]

Welcome‌‌‭‌‌‌‭‌‌‌‭‌‌‌‭‌‌‌‭‌‌‌

EDIT: Hey Greg, how's it going at Valve?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

LoL hey Greg, nice to see you at hl2.net

 

[Munro]

I will not be your secret mole inside of Valve, leaking screenshots just to gain status on this message board.
Well, ok, maybe I will.

Remember the latest test version of HL2 to the usual address

Welcome to the forums, nice to see another Valve chap here. Are you all slowly taking over the HL2 community’s forums? I've noticed a few Valve names popping up on a number of sites this week

 

[SidewinderX]

welcome welcome! Enjoy the boards... don't let all the forum guys bury you!

 

[HWHorathla]

Greg the booth babe is going to replace my gabe the booth babe now.....ahem (scuttles away)

 

[Axyon]

I will not be your secret mole inside of Valve, leaking screenshots just to gain status on this message board.
Well, ok, maybe I will.

Mm, alright, how long do you want in Munro's boudoir this time? 20 minutes? 30? I'm telling you, he's starting to get tired! Just leave those shots in my inbox, I'll take it from there

P.S. Welcome!

 

[phantomdesign]

Hi greg. Hope you don't get spammed to death here. Welcome on board!

 

[G-Dub]

I will not be your secret mole inside of Valve, leaking screenshots just to gain status on this message board.
Well, ok, maybe I will.

its nice to know the valve employees have a sense of humour

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Welcome!!!


Hope you enjoy your stay.

And I hope status is very very important to you... as it should be.

 

[The Mullinator]

Just thought I would be with everyone else in saying: WELCOME TO THE FORUMS!

Have a pleasant stay and don't let spammers or trolls get you down.

 

[Murray_H]

Hello

(bloody 10 characters)

 

[Hired-Gun]

Hi Greg,nice to see you here

 

[Sprafa]

We've been busy in your absence mr.Coomer

Still, feel welcome. And, LEAK SCREENIES!!!


disregard my childish behaviour above and feel welcomed to the forums

 

[Crusader]

And ye shall not eat, nor sleep, nor refrain from typing for over three seconds, for the HL2.net forums have latched on to ye as the fountain of all Half-Life 2 knowledge.

Welcome to our green and pleasant forums