hl2.exe error someone help me please!!!!

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it says hl2.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for this inconvience. And its asks you to send an error report. Can somone tell me wats wrong.
 
This forum has encountered a problem, if you are a noob, please go away so the forum administrators can try to clean up the mess you left behind.
 
The game crashed.

You have two options :
1) Post your system specifications
2) Go crazy and shoot yourself
 
Shodan said:
This forum has encountered a problem, if you are a noob, please go away so the forum administrators can try to clean up the mess you left behind.


heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole.
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole.

*golf clap* Excellent way to introduce yourself to the community. Truly great.
 
Shodan said:
This forum has encountered a problem, if you are a noob, please go away so the forum administrators can try to clean up the mess you left behind.


oh yea im not done u **** boy trying funny asshole damn u people make me sick all i wanted was for some 1 to help and i got an asshole jerking off in my thread. damn u bitch u asshole shitwad go **** ur self and the adminstators
 
Cypher19 said:
*golf clap* Excellent way to introduce yourself to the community. Truly great.


if ur being sarcastic **** u
 
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xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
if ur being sarcastic **** u
You think he's sarcastic? Really?


Are you sure?


Naah, he's not sarcastic. No way.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
You think he's sarcastic? Really?

Are you sure?

Naah, he's not sarcastic. No way.

Uhm, I wasn't being sarcastic. This guy is just so mature and such a valuable asset to this, and probably every other internet community out there.
 
Well, you post 3 stupid threads that are exactly the same, then ask a dumbass question that you could of searched for, then start mouthing off like a retard?

Please, go away.
 
Gah, I am usually very happy to help people who have a problem with the game and/or are new to it/the forums, but such excellent posts really undermine that wish.

Nonetheless, if you want a solution for your problem, you'll have to give more specifics. At the very least, tell us your system specs and how you run HL2 - and refrain from posting rude comments or there won't be too many people interested in helping.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
You think he's sarcastic? Really?


Are you sure?


Naah, he's not sarcastic. No way.


Ooooooooohhhhhhh ur real funny. Well unlike that other faget. im telling u straight out if ur not trying to help me get off my thread and go **** yourself. Damn. u ****ing bitch. Aj Rimmer Well i shined ur moms rms last might. Faget
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
Well unlike that other faget. im telling u straight out...

What do you mean "unlike"? You told me to f*** off!
 
Shodan said:
Well, you post 3 stupid threads that are exactly the same, then ask a dumbass question that you could of searched for, then start mouthing of like a retard?

Please, go away.


Oh did make u angry for osting 3 threads i searched and i find how t fuc ur mom damn all im asking was for someonne to help. now this is big the **** offs hav to fix
 
What an idiot, you want help with a stupid problem, you give no details whatsoever, you can't spell, or string a whole sentence together without mentioning someones mom or calling us a 'faget'.

Great way to get some help, go post on the steampowered forums, I'm sure they'll be real quick to tell you.

Ren.182 said:
"SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK!!!11one!!"

Haha. Couldn't resist.

:O you found the kid!

Destroy him!
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole.

"SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE MILK!!!11one!!"

Haha. Couldn't resist.
 
i am sorryfor my actions. I especially apologize to Shodan,Cypher,Beerdude, and AJ Rimmer and the adminstators. I apologize for being a total asshole. And i wasnt asked to apologize . I feel so bad. and i'm sorry.
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
Can somone tell me wats wrong.

Yes. You have a negetive mental age and you are on our forums. However, I expect one of these problems will be solved shortly.

So very very reported...

*Edit - At least you appologised, although I expect its to little, to late.*
 
What's even more disgusting than this guy posting 3 topics simultaneously is the rest of you rude jerks and your rude welcome.

Thats right. You wannabe moderators.

Sorry, but not everyone has been posting in forums for 3 years and knows all the standard rules. No need to bash this guy. I'm sure nobody here has accidently clicked "Submit Topic" more than once and had a duplicate topic show up. Grow up and be a little more mature, this guy just needs some help and wants his HL2 to run properly. I for one don't blame him, how would you feel if your HL2 didn't work.

I hate when I join a new forum and run into a bunch of rude posters like all of you, all ready to jump down the throat of the new guy.. your all so high and mighty with your 1000 posts, 0o0o0o0o0oo, god forbid a new person comes around and wants to discuss something. I hope the same thing happens to you when you buy some new game and can't get it to run. I hope you run into a bunch of the COOLEST forum posters who just bash you instead of answering your question.
 
"heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole."

and

"oh yea im not done u **** boy trying funny asshole damn u people make me sick all i wanted was for some 1 to help and i got an asshole jerking off in my thread. damn u bitch u asshole shitwad go **** ur self and the adminstators"

and

"Ooooooooohhhhhhh ur real funny. Well unlike that other faget. im telling u straight out if ur not trying to help me get off my thread and go **** yourself. Damn. u ****ing bitch. Aj Rimmer Well i shined ur moms rms last might. Faget

does not constitute a discussion. If you look around the forums, you will find many examples of newbies being polite and patient as we attempt to figure out their problem. Ok, so Shodan could have been nicer, but the retaliation showed this guy for what he was.
 
NJspeed said:
What's even more disgusting than this guy posting 3 topics simultaneously is the rest of you rude jerks and your rude replies.

Thats right.

Sorry but not everyone has been posting in forums for 3 years and knows all the standard rules. No need to bash this guy. I'm sure nobody here has accidently clicked "Submit Topic" more than once and had a duplicate topic show up. Grow up and be a little more mature, this guy just needs some help and wants his HL2 to run properly. I for one don't blame him. I hate when I join a new forum and run into a bunch of rude posters like all of you, all high and mighty with your 500 posts, 0o0o0o0o0oo, god forbid a new person comes around and wants to discuss something.

Rules should come standard.

I find it slightly ridiculous for someone to post three of the same topics. You click once. You wait. Its really that simple. You don't slam the mouse button down.
Shodans comment while amusing, weren't exactly helpful, but its not hard to see where he is coming from. And then for the guy to reply with :

xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole.

When your talking about maturity, I think you need to know where to direct it.

I'd sort the other threads out, but I've no power here.
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
Ooooooooohhhhhhh ur real funny. Well unlike that other faget. im telling u straight out if ur not trying to help me get off my thread and go **** yourself. Damn. u ****ing bitch. Aj Rimmer Well i shined ur moms rms last might. Faget





gut das du dich entshuldigt hast ^^




sorry Samon I had to :D
 
I'm just saying guys.. Cmon.. I'm actually a moderator on a well known site, and I know how easy it is to open the moderator control panel, click 2 topics and hit delete. I mean god forbid your eyes have to strain to scan over those extra 2 topic lines of text until a moderator rolls in.... I also know how hard it can be when you join a new forum and everyone thinks your a noob because you didn't join back in 2003, and I know how that feels when people are rude to you for that one and only reason. Sure... he was rude back, and probably a little immature... but what do you expect when he comes to ask an honest question and get's bashed and told to shoot himself? It's frustrating. Personally, I think it's the rude people who should get bashed and warned.

I for one would really like to help this guy, but we need some more information on the situation. Hey guy, how about some specs on your PC?
 
NJspeed said:
Sure... he was rude back, and probably a little immature...

A little? Ok :rolleyes:

I'll get someone to move this to community game support. But if you can, help him with his problem and give the flaming a rest.
 
We're quite ready to help if he actually gave some more specifics - there's nothing to be helped without additional info.

NJspeed, I know how you feel... sometimes joining a new forum is an unpleasant experience even if you have spent years on other forums. I generally find, though, that, as long as you don't ask often-asked questions and use proper spelling, people don't really consider you a "noob" for too long. Then again, I have been foruming for over six years, and still consider myself a noob at halflife2.net forums.
 
Solver said:
We're quite ready to help if he actually gave some more specifics - there's nothing to be helped without additional info.

NJspeed, I know how you feel... sometimes joining a new forum is an unpleasant experience even if you have spent years on other forums. I generally find, though, that, as long as you don't ask often-asked questions and use proper spelling, people don't really consider you a "noob" for too long. Then again, I have been foruming for over six years, and still consider myself a noob at halflife2.net forums.
well you can be a noob and be accepted
but beware of the n00b...

just wanted to make that clear
 
haha this thread actually turned out really cool, when i first read ravens post i was like wow this guy needs help i feel bad for him, then i read his second post and i was like naw he doesnt deserve to play hl2, he can just make mom jokes all day he doesnt need a videogame to have fun!!! good for him, we can only hope to accomplish as much as he has in our lifetime
 
A little of topic, but since when did halflife2.net get ADS???
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OK, to fix your problem, I would delete hl2.exe and related .gfc (or gcf) files and redownload/reinstall Half Life 2. A pain, but a solution that usually works.
Something may be corrupt.

Also check you have your latest drivers (people always mention, but it is usually teh case)
Check your DirectX is up to 9.0c
Sound card drivers
And your system is virus free. if you need, head over to www.avast.com (matter of preference, some may say AVG, others Norton, others McAfee)

And please post your system specs, its vital information you should always post when asking for help when something doesn't work.
 
xxxthe_ravenxxx said:
heh ur real funny! Hey ur mom encountered a problem, i ****ed between the boobs, so go away if ur mom got alot cum on her face so shut the **** and all i asked for some help. and y u even wastingu time on my forum. **** Boy, u shitwad. go report me asshole.

If you make one more comment like that, or create one more thread on this problem, and you will never be allowed back on this site again.
 
furiousV said:
A little of topic, but since when did halflife2.net get ADS???
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OK, to fix your problem, I would delete hl2.exe and related .gfc (or gcf) files and redownload/reinstall Half Life 2. A pain, but a solution that usually works.
Something may be corrupt.

Also check you have your latest drivers (people always mention, but it is usually teh case)
Check your DirectX is up to 9.0c
Sound card drivers
And your system is virus free. if you need, head over to www.avast.com (matter of preference, some may say AVG, others Norton, others McAfee)

And please post your system specs, its vital information you should always post when asking for help when something doesn't work.

System:

Microsoft Windows
Home Edition
Version 2002

Registered to: JOSE CONCEPCION

55277-OEM-011903-00101

HP
MObile AM Anthalon (tm)
xp2500t


1866HZ

448 MB of RAM


i use a steam account and no disc.
 
What we usually need from specs are:
CPU type, name and speed
RAM amount and type(depending if its a hardware or software question),
Hard disks,
Chipsets/Motherboard(depending if its a hardware question).
Graphics Card
Sound card (usually integrated)

Driver versions and DirectX version
Windows version with Service Pack

We don't really need to know who its registerd to and the serial number

Anyways, are you using Service Pack 2?
If not, then maybe your fault lies there
 
furiousV said:
What we usually need from specs are:
CPU type, name and speed
RAM amount and type(depending if its a hardware or software question),
Hard disks,
Chipsets/Motherboard(depending if its a hardware question).
Graphics Card
Sound card (usually integrated)

Driver versions and DirectX version
Windows version with Service Pack

We don't really need to know who its registerd to and the serial number

Anyways, are you using Service Pack 2?
If not, then maybe your fault lies there


wait how do u find ur service pack??
 
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