How many 5 year olds can you fight?

Tyguy said:
weapons needed:

Mini Gun, land mines, sawed off shotgun, sword, knife, grenades

I would strategically palce the landmines in front of every possible entrance in teh gym, as well as some spread out around the floor. As soon as the doors openeed I would concentrate my fire with the minigun at each door until they get in and are close to me. At this point I take out my shotgun and begin pumping rounds in a circular motion. This will take down alot of them but eventually they may get close enough to where I will need a sword. The sword phase will alst only minutes until they are so close that all I can do is use my knife and stab them. My last attempt would be to pull the pins of many grenades and blow myself up.

Total number of minigun deaths = 258
Total number of shotgun deaths - 54
Total number of deaths related to land mines - 49
Total number of deaths related to the sword - 28
Total number of deaths resulting from stab wounds from knife - 9
Total number of 5th graders killed by grenades - 24

Total number of 5th graders killed - 422
Click to expand...

You could probably kill that many with a water-pistol.

Think realistic figures :D

Just hand out a few grenades and after they've chewed/played with them for 10 minutes, you will see 5year old splattered across the walls.
 
I would take 10 catholic priests with me, then I could fight all of the world's 5 year olds.
 
Raziaar said:
Raziaar writhes around on the ground in agony, his hide having been freshly ripped from his muscle tissue. Gathering up all the courage he can muster, he purses his lips and whistles sharply.

From the distance approaches a truly terrifying zebra, black with red stripes made of five-year old human child blood. The zebra circles around CptStern menacingly, hooves kicking up a small cloud of dust which conceals Raziaar and buys him time. Raziaar quickly takes advantage of these few precious moments and snatches up various pieces of debris, transforming his body into physical matter and melding the objects onto his body to form a new skin.

With a loud noise reminiscent of a giant glacial shelf splitting violently apart, he brandishes a boomerang made of ice and flings it through the obfuscating dust cloud at his attacker, which topples CptStern to the ground before returning from whence it came. His foe weakened, Raziaar lashes out with his single tentacle, thrashing CptStern around in the air before slamming him into the ground.

The conspicuous usage of the boomerang has drawn the attention of a grazing herd of cattle on a nearby farm. It isn't long before their presence is known to Raziaar, and he transforms them all into rampaging bears of all types. The bears crash through the piddly barbed wire fence and approach CptStern with deadly intent.

CptStern is powerless and unable to escape as Raziaar inhibits his innate abilities! The bears close in and swarm over CptStern, reducing him to a pile of slimy mutilated bones.

Carried by the warm gentle breezes, a butterfly floats into the area and past the gaze of Raziaar. Letting out a shriek of panic, the Cow Man transforms himself into a muscular bull and frantically runs off to the nearest town to make a call on a police box and get the hell off Earth.







P.S. Bad writing I know... it was shoddily and hastily done.
Click to expand...





dude, lsd is bad for you, you be trippin'








can I have some?



and since when do cows have tentacles?
 
This thread +7*. Seriously? I dunno, if I had to, and they were all going to kill me... a few hundred? I'd fight until my dying breath.

If they weren't going to kill me? Well then, until the police stopped me :devil:
 
Raziaar said:
What is your Power?

It was a thread...
Click to expand...


fine, keep the lsd for yourself, if you're not going to share at least dont lie about it ..I'll remember that the next time you ask me to hook you up with crack



:frown:


I have political powers ..also the ability to pee from the tip of my index finger ..it's a hit at parties
 
CptStern said:
fine, keep the lsd for yourself, if you're not going to share at least dont lie about it ..I'll remember that the next time you ask me to hook you up with crack

:frown:
Click to expand...

I don't need crack man... I can turn cows into ****ing bears! How cool is that?
 
arent bears all gamey tasting? cows are walking meat sticks ..tender meat sticks
 
I remember inventing this game. I promise I would kill until my arms fell off and my head was torn from my twitching body.

200 at least.
 
Atleast 80 just with sparta kicks to their heads.
 
When I was 10 I got jumped by a bunch of 7 year olds and I managed to beat the shit out of them (and almost get suspended from school). There were about 8 of them that I managed to fend off, so I'd say about 50-60 5-yr olds if I was fighting with my bare hands. Probably triple that with a melee weapon. Its hard to say though, without having fought a 5 year old before. I think this subject warrants testing.
 
If these 5 year olds you speak of played cs and had a mic to spam, I'd take on hundreds of these shits...
 
Why do that when we have reality?

(I fully endorse CrazyHarij's product and/or motion)
 
"Local Half-Life 2 community's mod gets bought by Valve..."
 
Any weapon? Because in that case im bringing out the ****ing Megazord from Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, those kids will be too distracted by my awesome megazord to notice that I'm stomping the shit out of them.
 
However many it takes to figure out there's cyanide in that vat of pudding.
 
Could make a giant hole in the form of a circle around you using explosives while you sit inside a bunker with underground passages going below the earth for added ammo, that would probably reduce the amount of 5 year olds by a lot
 
The gate thingy that detryos anything that isnt meant to be inside from Portals.

Yes.
 
when I was 12 I NEARLY got beaten by an obese 9 year old. I had no chance because his buddy was hanging on to my leg and just wouldn't let go. So the obese one kept pounding me with his whole body weight and just I kept falling down because I couldn't maintain balance. no chance.

heh
 
We thought we'd let it drop. Poor guy's probably asleep...
 
Ravioli said:
Inspired by a 3 year old thread at pcgamer.se forum.

How many 5 year olds can you fight at the same time? Your in a...lets say a school gym (basketball court size) and all the entrances are spewing in small 5 year olds. You are in the middle with anything at hand. A baseball bath(EDIT:BAT..cant believe i spelled it that way), or a gun, or a knife, or a sword, or anything in your imagination. What would you do? Use the surroundings.

Thinking realistically, i would take down about maybe 30-50 till i get to tired when all of the kids jump me and eat my internal organs. I would first use a sith (cant spell, those things that Death uses to cut stuff) and simply swing it wildly around me. Then for backup have a knife.


:devil:
Click to expand...

Minigun on a swivel, plenty of ammo, I can easily kill 1000
 
Seppo said:
when I was 12 I NEARLY got beaten by an obese 9 year old. I had no chance because his buddy was hanging on to my leg and just wouldn't let go. So the obese one kept pounding me with his whole body weight and just I kept falling down because I couldn't maintain balance. no chance.

heh
Click to expand...

That doesnt sound like you "nearly" got beaten. It sounds like you had your ass handed to you.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

TheOneFreeMan
Are kids really playing too many violent games?
Replies
23
Views
2K
Krynn72
Krynn72
Hectic Glenn
Chet on CS:GO, Part 3: How Long Will CS Last?
Replies
3
Views
3K
Hectic Glenn
Hectic Glenn
Dynasty
Can We Have Too Many Games?
Replies
21
Views
1K
Krynn72
Krynn72
jverne
judgment thread...you and Earth...for those who think they care
2
Replies
59
Views
3K
NeptuneUK
NeptuneUK
H
An hl2 chronicle
Replies
11
Views
1K
loopafox
L
Back
Top