Huh?

[Krynn72]

Strange because the post limit is 16,000 characters.

What taviow said. Although I think it was more like 5 posts because I didnt use all 16,000 characters in each post.

 

[MJ12]

I would like to take the time now to ask why I haven't recieved a single infraction from any of the moderators, when in fact, within the past month and a half I have made around six, six bullshit threads?

Either you guys love my whorish ways, or you are just waiting for the time to give me the big wham bam eat'a clam.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Both. Plus, we thought punishing you would only encourage you.

 

[MJ12]

Both. Plus, we thought punishing you would only encourage you.

you make it sound like you guys sit at a giant office table and discuss this.

:O

Yeah, I'm done with that for now, it's old for now. Until that far away day when I think of something clever, I'll just have to make normal threads...

 

[taviow]

Of course they do.
I have a pic of their office table:

They sit around this table to decide our future.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I would like to take the time now to ask why I haven't recieved a single infraction from any of the moderators, when in fact, within the past month and a half I have made around six, six bullshit threads?

Either you guys love my whorish ways, or you are just waiting for the time to give me the big wham bam eat'a clam.

I'm counting the infractions in my head. When you reach the requisite figure, I'm going to ban you like the cheap whore that you are.

 

[Asknoone]

Or, alternatively, we could ban him now knowing he will eventually rack up the required infraction points.

 

[Que-Ever]

That's forward thinking, young man. I can see you going far in this company. *lights up*

 

[MJ12]

I'm counting the infractions in my head. When you reach the requisite figure, I'm going to ban you like the cheap whore that you are.

Or, alternatively, we could ban him now knowing he will eventually rack up the required infraction points.

No regrets

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dPR1d0gPKL8

 

[Raziaar]

That's forward thinking, young man. I can see you going far in this company. *lights up*

Who the **** plugged Que-Ever back in? He's a god damn fire hazard waiting to happen and you all know it!

 

[Saturos]

Saturos isn't normal.

This, I can agree with. Also, I don't like most everyone else's viewpoint on what's normal.

In my eyes, the norm is twisted.

ON METH HE IS.

Then I wouldn't know what normal is anyways in this case as I've never smoked rock.

accept the consequences of his actions

Indeed, I do accept the consequences. That's the penalty for speaking one's mind. I can admittedly be quite blunt at times.

The post was almost entirely irrelevant to the thread

My bad...my bad Mr. spinning Monopoly guy. I can admit to de-railing the thread and I'll glady accept my infraction for this alone.

and, on top of that, was explicitly racist

Do I have to break out Dictionary.com on the definition of racism? I guess so.

I'm sorry Mr. Sulk, but my post was not racist. I did not mention once that the white race (or any other race) was superior/inferior. My post was entirely factual. Statistically speaking.

And yes, I know it wasn't you that infracted me. *Looks over at Evo* :dozey:

BTW: I do want to be a better poster. The circumstances on what you think was my reasoning for starting that, "How to avoid infractions" thread do not apply. It's not like you are some kind of pre-cog psychic by any means. I call prejudice against dragonshirts (and any member by the name of Saturos). How about THAT?! Phooey, you just suck as a mod in general Sulk. There, I said it. :E You didn't even rescue my thread from the Stern Ascension. For shame. You get an F for your modship performance, and not for "Fantastic" either. You might still be cool as a person though.

P.S. Good bye dear pals at HL2.net if Hitle...err I mean...Sadda....*ahem* What I meant to say is, if Sulkdodds bans me for this. ;(

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm glad I made this thread.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

You shut up.

 

[Que-Ever]

Who the **** plugged Que-Ever back in? He's a god damn fire hazard waiting to happen and you all know it!

*sparks*

 

[Sulkdodds]

Phooey, you just suck as a mod in general Sulk. There, I said it. :E You didn't even rescue my thread from the Stern Ascension. For shame. You get an F for your modship performance, and not for "Fantastic" either. You might still be cool as a person though.

Son, I am not going to ban you, and I do not mean to insult you. But your understanding of the world you are living in is incomplete at best and pathetic at worst; you couldn't handle the truth were it given to you on a silver platter.

Strange and terrible things can happen in a man's life, son, fate is inexorable. To protect ourselves - to protect everybody - from the slings and arrows of fortune, from the harsh vicissitudes of existence, hell, from themselves, we need checks and balances. We need walls, and we need gates, and those walls and gates have to be guarded and maintained. Who's going to do that? Will it be you? You, Saturos, with your baby-bald head and your dragon shirts? People like me do it, so that people like you don't have to. I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly imagine. That is my duty and my curse.

You weep for your little thread and you curse me for taking it away from you. You have that luxury. You have the privilege of myopia, the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the actions we had to take on that day, while tragic, saved lives. And what I did, grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved lives! It saved more than lives. Sometimes a thing must be done which is impossible, horrific, but absolutely necessary for the survival of the very liberty which allows us to act, something which is absolutely necessary for everyone involved, even those who do not have to work for it themselves. If you were in a position to do that thing, would you do it? Could you do it? I don't think so. And I will never ask you to. I'll do it for you, so you can continue your comfortable little lives, and never have to bear the guilt or take the responsibility for what must be done.

The Ascension threatened the integrity of our forum itself, but it was contained because I did what was necessary - my duty - and because I made sacrifices. What have you lost? A thread? The fancy of a moment? You tit! What have you sacrificed? Deep down, in places you never talk about when you're in the Lounge, you want me as a moderator. You need me. When we use words like duty and honour and loyalty we mean them. They are the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a meme! I don't have the time or the inclination to pander to a man who grades me as if he had the right to judge! I will not explain myself to a man who logs on and logs off in the light of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I must provide it! If you will not take upon yourself the duty that I do then be on your way enjoy what men like me give their lives for. Either way I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

 

[Evo]

I have no comment to make apart from this. I have no regrets over the action I took Saturos.

 

[Crash]

Son, I am not going to ban you, and I do not mean to insult you. But your understanding of the world you are living in is incomplete at best and pathetic at worst; you couldn't handle the truth were it given to you on a silver platter.

Strange and terrible things can happen in a man's life, son, fate is inexorable. To protect ourselves - to protect everybody - from the slings and arrows of fortune, from the harsh vicissitudes of existence, hell, from themselves, we need checks and balances. We need walls, and we need gates, and those walls and gates have to be guarded and maintained. Who's going to do that? Will it be you? You, Saturos, with your baby-bald head and your dragon shirts? People like me do it, so that people like you don't have to. I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly imagine. That is my duty and my curse.

You weep for your little thread and you curse me for taking it away from you. You have that luxury. You have the privilege of myopia, the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the actions we had to take on that day, while tragic, saved lives. And what I did, grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved lives! It saved more than lives. Sometimes a thing must be done which is impossible, horrific, but absolutely necessary for the survival of the very liberty which allows us to act, something which is absolutely necessary for everyone involved, even those who do not have to work for it themselves. If you were in a position to do that thing, would you do it? Could you do it? I don't think so. And I will never ask you to. I'll do it for you, so you can continue your comfortable little lives, and never have to bear the guilt or take the responsibility for what must be done.

The Ascension threatened the integrity of our forum itself, but it was contained because I did what was necessary - my duty - and because I made sacrifices. What have you lost? A thread? The fancy of a moment? You tit! What have you sacrificed? Deep down, in places you never talk about when you're in the Lounge, you want me as a moderator. You need me. When we use words like duty and honour and loyalty we mean them. They are the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a meme! I don't have the time or the inclination to pander to a man who grades me as if he had the right to judge! I will not explain myself to a man who wakes and sleeps in the light of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I must provide it! If you will not take upon yourself the duty that I do then be on your way enjoy what men like me give their lives for. Either way I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled ttherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Truth?! You can't handle the truth!

 

[Saturos]

Son, I am not going to ban you, and I do not mean to insult you. But your understanding of the world you are living in is incomplete at best and pathetic at worst;you couldn't handle the truth were it given to you on a silver platter.

I'll take 'incomplete'. Admittedly, I really haven't seen enough of the world to make many valid decisions (I plan to remedy this soon though), but that doesn't mean I'm ingorant to the ravages and evils of the world, that is, "human nature".

/SNIP

Your mastery of the English language at your age never ceases to amaze me Sulk. Too bad there aren't as many in your age range that sound as intelligible as you do here in the U.S. Surely that's what's got you your modship position in the first place. Are you an aspiring politician or something because that's alot of BS right there. (sounds great though)

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

...and that's where I have a rub with most who are in leadership positions these days tbh.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

You can shut up too.