I am organic again

[Dan]

Doctors pulled my ankle hardware out yesterday, 2 months after I broke my fibula. Hopefully I will be walking soon. They wouldn't let me keep the screws though even though they were my property which I brought into the hospital.

I was on call for surgery for 4 days which sucked. No eating for 8 hours before potential surgery. No drinking anything 4 hours before surgery.

They knocked me under with some drug that made my arm really burn a lot when they injected it. I slept for about 20 hours of the next day.

 

[Krynn72]

Thank god this wasnt about what i thought it was going to be about.

What was their reason for not letting you keep the stuff?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Oh you were wheelchair this whole time?

 

[Dan]

Thank god this wasnt about what i thought it was going to be about.

What was their reason for not letting you keep the stuff?

Doctors are jerks...

or maybe it's a biohazard thing.

 

[Emporius]

What is the purpose behind the no drinking and eating? Is it so you don't vomit during surgery/not go to the bathroom?

 

[Krynn72]

Your innards smell bad enough without you shitting everywhere while they work.

 

[Dan]

What is the purpose behind the no drinking and eating? Is it so you don't vomit during surgery/not go to the bathroom?

They shove air tubes down your throat to help you breath sometimes. If you have food, you throw up and choke.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

We need before and after pictures Dan. We need to evaluate if you're in fit enough condition to return and post here. Health n safety ya know.

 

[Dan]

Not allowed to take off the bandages. You can enjoy this lovely after picture from my first surgery, when they grafted the adamantium on in the first place.

 

[Raziaar]

I love getting organic.

<grabs a knife and fork>

Come on Dan... let's go bike riding together.

 

[Terminator]

I was expecting something like this

 

[VirusType2]

 

[Eejit]

Oh thank god I thought this was going to be a jvernesque hippy thread.

 

[Dan]

I was expecting something like this

Since when are you here?

 

[Raziaar]

Since when are you here?

Our holographic universe shifted slightly and now he can be seen.

 

[Maestro]

I'm keeping my hardware for the duration. We aren't break bros anymore!

 

[Raziaar]

lol wtf at this image. I love it.

 

[VirusType2]

lol wtf at this image. I love it.

Haha. When I was like 10, the family was at the beach on vacation, and as a souvenir, I picked out a T-shirt with a cartoon printed on it.

It was something like "Today's special: Frog Leg Soup" and the cartoon was a bunch of frogs at the restaurant in crutches and wheelchairs. I thought it was really funny at the time. That shirt got me so much fame in school, it was absolutely ridiculous.

Frog Leg soup is popular in France, I guess.

EDIT: That reminds me. I've heard of the French being called "frogs" before and I never gave it much thought, but didn't know why. So, this might explain that.

The more you know.

 

[Dynasty]

Our holographic universe shifted slightly and now he can be seen.

Ohhhhhhhh I see what you did there...

 

[Raziaar]

Ohhhhhhhh I see what you did there...

Haha. When I was like 10, the family was at the beach on vacation, and as a souvenir, I picked out a T-shirt with a cartoon printed on it.

It was something like "Today's special: Frog Leg Soup" and the cartoon was a bunch of frogs at the restaurant in crutches and wheelchairs. I thought it was really funny at the time. That shirt got me so much fame in school, it was absolutely ridiculous.

Frog Leg soup is popular in France, I guess.

EDIT: That reminds me. I've heard of the French being called "frogs" before and I never gave it much thought, but didn't know why. So, this might explain that.

The more you know.

I've never heard them be called frogs before, I don't think. But it's an ethnic slur. Hmm. Interesting.

And lol at your shirt getting you all the fame. I bet all that fame brought with it a bunch of lady friends.

 

[Hells Angel]

I've always known the slur of the French being frogs but I'm British so that's no real surprise I'm sure.

 

[Eejit]

To them you're "rosbif".
Also "frogs" was a slur for the Dutch before it applied to the French.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hope you get back up those mountains soon.