I hav a weird dream

[<RJMC>]

the dream begun that I was in my city walking there normally and everything normally and there was a place where loads of cool cars where parked and stuff and I remenber close there there was some guys that looked like gang menber (or chavs) and I was keeping a long distance from them and sudenly a police yell at me menacing me and aiming a gun at me,and there was another cop that was doing nothing about it,and I was like "wtf?" and go away from it,after that I was in someplace that looked like the house of my grandparents house and there was the 2 cops again the one who didnt nothing was sitting in a chair and the other was like making fun of me whit the gun in the hand and aiming at me,I was also in a chair,and he hav something like a litle chain in the other hand and was hiting me whit it like a wip,he put the chain in his pocket and was aiming the gun at me decided to shootme,and I get up and grab the gun and taked him down to the ground and taked his gun,the cop was on the ground silent I aimed to his head like saying "why the **** you are doing this?" and when I pull the trigger the gun dont shoot,and the cop was like laughin at me and making fun of me and I took the chain of his pocket and strangulated him whit it,that lates moments was like in slow motion and I slowly awaked saying what the hell was that

since some monts I was having dreams like that or similiar and the strangest thing is that they fell so real,for example when I was looking the cars I was thinking on post about it in some forums,but it really feel so real

 

[AntiAnto]

From this dream, we can easily make up that you are a sodomized gay. The cop, the chain, the chair, the violence... so revealing.

 

[<RJMC>]

From this dream, we can easily make up that you are a sodomized gay. The cop, the chain, the chair, the violence... so revealing.

errr...wha?

 

[AntiAnto]

errr...wha?

YO!!!!!!!!

 

[Dalamari]

NO U!!!

I have no idea wtf your dream was about.

 

[<RJMC>]

NO U!!!

I have no idea wtf your dream was about.

that someone wanted to kill me for no reason

 

[OmegaX]

WOW, that was one extremely long run-on sentence. It made my brain hurt.

 

[AntiAnto]

WOW, that was one extremely long run-on sentence. It made my brain hurt.

Hahaha. I dared not to say it.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

www.blog.com

 

[evil^milk]

WOW, that was one extremely long run-on sentence. It made my brain hurt.

you gotta admit that his english has improved immensly.

 

[AntiAnto]

you gotta admit that his english has improved immensly.

He was talking about the lack of punctuation in his post. Spanish or english, the use of comas, periods and Jacky-Yoyos is quite homologous.

But it's true that his english has improved, and that's why we love him. <3

 

[spookymooky]

Wow, you're a cool and funny guy <randomletters>, but that was so, so hard to read. And yes, it was quite odd.

 

[Qonfused]

...

...k.

 

[Reaktor4]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2002-10-11&res=l

 

[Pressure]

Hahaha. I dared not to say it.

BRAIN WORMS! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Glirk Dient]

You are a very troubled person. Go seek help. No I am not talking about you killing police in your dreams(that is bad too) but the fact you need to learn to use the period. Honestly, I almost choked to death reading your post outloud. I nearly died. True story.

 

[Doppelgofer]

the dream begun that I was in my city walking there normally and everything normally and there was a place where loads of cool cars where parked and stuff and I remenber close there there was some guys that looked like gang menber (or chavs) and I was keeping a long distance from them and sudenly a police yell at me menacing me and aiming a gun at me,and there was another cop that was doing nothing about it,and I was like "wtf?" and go away from it,after that I was in someplace that looked like the house of my grandparents house and there was the 2 cops again the one who didnt nothing was sitting in a chair and the other was like making fun of me whit the gun in the hand and aiming at me,I was also in a chair,and he hav something like a litle chain in the other hand and was hiting me whit it like a wip,he put the chain in his pocket and was aiming the gun at me decided to shootme,and I get up and grab the gun and taked him down to the ground and taked his gun,the cop was on the ground silent I aimed to his head like saying "why the **** you are doing this?" and when I pull the trigger the gun dont shoot,and the cop was like laughin at me and making fun of me and I took the chain of his pocket and strangulated him whit it,that lates moments was like in slow motion and I slowly awaked saying what the hell was that

since some monts I was having dreams like that or similiar and the strangest thing is that they fell so real,for example when I was looking the cars I was thinking on post about it in some forums,but it really feel so real

its obvious what this means because i've been a qualified dream doctor for years

when i read it, alls that i feel is blatant homosexuality and certain hints of biker mice from mars

good day to you, mrs. loughsborough

 

[<RJMC>]

so
big deal
my spelling?

now I am
going to write
like this

 

[Doppelgofer]

so
big deal
my spelling?

now I am
going to write
like this

ban

BAN

BAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

 

[Danimal]

I had a dream I was with some form of chemical group, my team and I had a jar of the Y2K Bug (Blue Wasps in this case :X) I dropped it and they flew away. We were all worried of course so I got a hose and sprayed people in the face... For no reason!

[...]

[...]

The oracle from the Matrix showed me zombies with no necks with floating heads and no face (Skull is thier face) and they were walking around bumping into street signs (Their heads would fall off and they would bend over, pick them up and put them back on.)

[...]

For some reason I was in hell, but it was a bowling alley! And the only bad part is when you lose (All the time) everyone laughs at you and a baseball will fly out of the alley towards you.

I got a gutterball, a baseball flew out and I dodged it. Hitting Dolly Pardon (sp?) in the chest and she wanted to complain to Satan, so we all rallied to do so and we saw his replacement running away screaming into a a yellow portal. I went up to the portal and the blue wasps flew out!

A time appeared saying I have 2004 seconds to live S) and I was dodging the bugs etc and people around me were being bitten.

If you got bitten, you'd turn into a pile of flowers...

I then found my friend calmly sitting down eating a box of french fries! So I came up to him to talk about... Stuff.

He got bitten, looked at me and said "I feel a sting" and turned into a pile of flowers! I randomly got a CSS style deagle and missed alot, I got bitten. It had the music from MGS1 when you die.

But I just walked out of the pile of flowers and walked off into the distance.

Then I woke up. :|


([...] Blank, stuff happened but I forgot.)

 

[Lemonking]

www.blog.com

why are you trying to be a jackass?

 

[15357]

I had a dream where America invaded and I speared george bush with the Korean Flag and the post......

 

[Sulkdodds]

You know, so far, Danimal's is the only one that sounds like an actual dream.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Danimal you should write a story based off that dream. That was incredible escapism imo.

 

[Black Mesa corp]

I have mroe interesting dreams

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

why are you trying to be a jackass?

Why must you question everything?

 

[ríomhaire]

the dream begun that I was in my city walking there normally and everything normally and there was a place where loads of cool cars where parked and stuff and I remenber close there there was some guys that looked like gang menber (or chavs) and I was keeping a long distance from them and sudenly a police yell at me menacing me and aiming a gun at me,and there was another cop that was doing nothing about it,and I was like "wtf?" and go away from it,after that I was in someplace that looked like the house of my grandparents house and there was the 2 cops again the one who didnt nothing was sitting in a chair and the other was like making fun of me whit the gun in the hand and aiming at me,I was also in a chair,and he hav something like a litle chain in the other hand and was hiting me whit it like a wip,he put the chain in his pocket and was aiming the gun at me decided to shootme,and I get up and grab the gun and taked him down to the ground and taked his gun,the cop was on the ground silent I aimed to his head like saying "why the **** you are doing this?" and when I pull the trigger the gun dont shoot,and the cop was like laughin at me and making fun of me and I took the chain of his pocket and strangulated him whit it,that lates moments was like in slow motion and I slowly awaked saying what the hell was that

since some monts I was having dreams like that or similiar and the strangest thing is that they fell so real,for example when I was looking the cars I was thinking on post about it in some forums,but it really feel so real

You've been playing too much HL2 and GTA, NEXT!

 

[Beerdude26]

Lol <RJMC>, that's why we love you, every time you post something random it's actually interesting

 

[Shodan]

.... and sudenly a police yell at me menacing me and aiming a gun at me....

You're a Menace2Society you know.

 

[WacK]

Everyone has weird dreams sometimes.. its natural.. like puberty

 

[Beerdude26]

its natural.. like puberty

Good I was wondering why I was getting so hairy



lol jk