If Micheal Jackson used to be black...

[Atomic_Piggy]

...but is white now, what colour is his penis?

 

[Darkside55]

Mulatto.

 

[Eejit]

Green.

 

[15357]

I actually thought until a couple of years ago that Micheal Jackson was a woman, and therfore without a penis.

 

[Tyguy]

it depends on the hue of the nutsack

 

[Druckles]

It depends on the colour of his mother.

 

[CyberPitz]

He had it surgically removed, and replaced with an Octopus tentacle.

 

[Xendance]

I'm afraid, my good man, that its actually a bright pink penis.

 

[.Wolf.]

he has a penis? but i thou...

oh.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

He had it surgically removed, and replaced with an Octopus tentacle.

nope. it was actually replaced with a large blue dildo

 

[AKIRA]

nope. it was actually replaced with a large blue dildo

you ruined it

 

[<RJMC>]

he never had a penis

 

[MFD00M]

haha. I assume it resembles a barber's pole....:|

 

[Cavalry]

I assume its covered in glitter.

 

[Dalamari]

It's like a barber pole

 

[Cavalry]

It's like a barber pole

you sound positive, how do you know?

 

[sinkoman]

Well, judging by the magenta stain on my tongue, i'd say it's a dark reddish brown.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He has a mangina you idiots.

 

[Krynn72]

His penis is actually just a smaller Micheal Jackson with functioning limbs (except his legs, since they're attached to his crotch.



The Micheal Jackson penis' penis is another Micheal Jackson and so on and so on.

 

[Tagaziel]

I actually thought until a couple of years ago that Micheal Jackson was a human, and therfore without a penis.

Regular humans have penises.

It's just that your Korean penises rot and fall off since they're not used much. You know, WoW, Starcraft et al.

 

[Druckles]

His penis is actually just a smaller Micheal Jackson with functioning limbs (except his legs, since they're attached to his crotch.



The Micheal Jackson penis' penis is another Micheal Jackson and so on and so on.

If it's only his torso, then he wouldn't have another penis on his penis

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

If he has a penis, no matter what color it is, Michael Jackson will always wear a condom that is silver and sparkly. Assuming he has sex with anybody besides little boys.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Sadly, I'm about twelve years too old to possess that information.

 

[Higlac]

What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

Spoiler

30 year old meat between 6 year old buns.

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart bags have in common?

Spoiler

Both are made of plastic and are should be kept away from children.

 

[Sulkdodds]

His penis is actually just a smaller Micheal Jackson with functioning limbs (except his legs, since they're attached to his crotch.

The Micheal Jackson penis' penis is another Micheal Jackson and so on and so on.

After this, I really should have closed the thread. What more, what better, can be said?

 

[Que-Ever]

It's grey.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

All I know is the theme song for this thread should probably be Thriller.

 

[Ennui]

Every time I think about Thriller I start singing it in my head. It's the only good MJ song.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

I heard it on the radio today. Yay for me.

 

[15357]

Regular humans have penises.

It's just that your Korean penises rot and fall off since they're not used much. You know, WoW, Starcraft et al.

lol.


I just saw my mistake.


I meant "Woman".



Also, **** off.