If you could be a card...

[hydrometeor]

Which one would you be?

I think I would be the Jack of Spades.

 

[Pulse]

The ace of spades.

The ace of spades.

*WEOEOEOROEOEOO WEO WEOW EWO*

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Charizard bitch.

 

[Qonfused]

Right bower.

 

[<RJMC>]

credit card

 

[spunge]

3 of diamonds

No one ever suspects, the three of diamonds..

 

[Dekstar]

Captain Picard

 

[Dalamari]

Rick Deckard

 

[noQ]

I would be da MASTAH CARD

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

POKEMANS CARD.

 

[lePobz]

I see you're all jokers.

I'd be a cardigan.

 

[Shift]

In before lock tbh lol.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Yu-gio cards FTMFW!

 

[Marinmald]

the winning card.

 

[Evo]

Joker :O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Joker :O

Michael Ironsides, Billy Dee Williams or Kane. Now stfu.

 

[Vegeta897]

The rules card.

(lolol I'm so witty)

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

**** yeah!

 

[JNightshade]

The card that has a picture of Hitler doing the Macarena on a jewish baby.

 

[ríomhaire]

 

[Dan]

Ricky Ricardo

 

[Fliko]

 

[Kula Meenur]

Six of Spades

I just like the number six, and black is a nice colour

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

black is a nice colour

Black power. DIE WHITEY!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Because I'm not comfortable with just being cool on only one level -

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I have this card somewhere...

 

[Darkside55]

The ace of spades, or the ace of hearts.

Or perhaps a double-sided card where one side is the ace of spades and the other side is the ace of hearts. Yesssssss.

 

[Krynn72]

The ace up my sleeve.

 

[Adabiviak]

Ah, Flicko, that's damn hilarious. "Evolves from Jesus" ROFL. I'd be the 'As du Volant' (Mille Bornes, if you don't recognize it), and yes, I'd wear the gloves.