****ing Midge ****s

[Reginald]

I opened my window because my room gets naturally hot and left it open all evening with the light on. Suddenly a swarm of midges flew in and are literally everywhere in my room. And theek keep biting me. D:

What shall I do?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Close the window and spray deoderant on them.

 

[Que-Ever]

Damn, I thought it was about midgets.

Dude, close the window :|

 

[AntiAnto]

Don't you have a screen in your window?

 

[Reginald]

I have closed the window. But the midgets won't leave!! I even tried shaving them bald and putting them up for adoption babies.

As for the midges, I'll try deodorant.

 

[Que-Ever]

I have closed the window. But the midgets won't leave!! I even tried shaving them bald and putting them up for adoption babies.

As for the midges, I'll try deodorant.

Do a whole whole lot of spray deoderant. Then light a match. THat'll take care of 'em. Maybe your room too, if you're lucky.

 

[hungryduck]

make a flamethrower with bugspray and a lighter.....that'll clear the blokes up!

 

[Reginald]

I think withstanding a few midge bites and setting fire to my room are equally manly things and I know which I prefer.

:flame:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I bet deodorant does nothing hehe, i know what would work though, pour boiling water on them.

 

[Reginald]

I think they are attracted to the deodorant. D: And I'm covered in the stuff.

How do you poor boiling water on the ceiling and in the air?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What a noob...ask Shens, he told me how.

 

[baxter]

Dude are you surrounded by midges now?

Maybe you should just chill out, invite them for a cup of tea and ask them their opinion on the matter.

Hey, maybe they could contribute to your thread.

 

[Reginald]

I am afraid of the midges flying up my trouser leg.

"Red Midge 5, why have your turned off your targeting computer?"

 

[Raziaar]

What the hell is a midge?

To kill insects, take water and soap, and make a mixture out of it in a spray bottle. The soap really works well for killing insects like ants and spiders. Not sure how it does it though.

 

[AntiAnto]

What the hell is a midge?

a) Any gnatlike flies
b) A little person

 

[Reginald]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midge_(insect)

They are ****ing evil.

EDIT:.... D: ..... D: I think one was in my beeeer. And I just drank it. GET THE **** OUT YOU TOSSER!!

 

[Raziaar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midge_(insect)

They are ****ing evil.

EDIT:.... D: ..... D: I think one was in my beeeer. And I just drank it. GET THE **** OUT YOU TOSSER!!

Make the soapwater mixture I told you about And spray that on them. THey'll die.

 

[baxter]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midge_(insect)

They are ****ing evil.

EDIT:.... D: ..... D: I think one was in my beeeer. And I just drank it. GET THE **** OUT YOU TOSSER!!

Maybe you should just go to bed and sleep it all off.

 

[Reginald]

Make the soapwater mixture I told you about And spray that on them. THey'll die.

I won't spray that in my beer.. D:

 

[Ravioli]

Midgets came flying in? I didnt know they even had wings...

 

[Kamikazie]

Tell them Jesus said to gtfo. That should work!

 

[Reginald]

I solved it. Backpack mounted vacuum cleaner.

 

[Danimal]

I won't spray that in my beer.. D:

Then leave the room with the window open for a few hours? They should leave.

EDIT: Nevermind. The poor creatures. D:

 

[Dog--]

lol, I wouldn't put any water in your room, they'll lay their larva in it...

 

[hungryduck]

I am afraid of the midges flying up my trouser leg.

"Red Midge 5, why have your turned off your targeting computer?"

laff!

 

[Razor]

lol, i read it as

I opened my window because my room gets naturally hot and left it open all evening with the light on. Suddenly a swarm of midgets flew in and are literally everywhere in my room. And theek keep biting me. D:

What shall I do?

What an awesome sight that would of been lol

 

[Mutley]

Best way to kill minges is the soap/water suggestion, Raziaar said.