Interspecies relationships - Crimes against nature?

[A-Bike]

When I was let out of my bike shed this morning, I saw this.
I have to say, I'm horrified. I didn't think a woman could conceive a bike's child, and furthermore I think it is immoral that such breeding should be allowed. I am going to inform my lawyer immediately, and maybe get my transmission fluid cut.

 

[Eejit]

That's disgusting!

I'm curious though, how do you know the mother was a human rather than the father?

 

[Krynn72]

You may not post much, but when you do, its always hilarious. You're one of my favorite members.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

That's disgusting!

I'm curious though, how do you know the mother was a human rather than the father?

It's blue. The colour of the frame comes from the father's side. Duuuh, didn't you take biology at school?

 

[A-Bike]

That's disgusting!

I'm curious though, how do you know the mother was a human rather than the father?

Put it this way, there's a reason why I need a lawyer right now. She told me she was on the pill.

 

[Krynn72]

It's blue. The colour of the frame comes from the father's side. Duuuh, didn't you take bikeology at school?

lol fix'd




Sorry, bad joke. :|

 

[Emporius]

This is sickening! That dirty greasy-chained whore!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

lol fix'd




Sorry, bad joke. :|

Come closer so I can hit you.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Oh my... How could either bike-kind or humanity fall so low? Ew!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

A-Bike is Thor in post form.

 

[Dekstar]

Person A: Who could ever think of having sex with a bike?
Person B: I don't know, but I've seen you saddle for less!

[laughter and applause]

 

[giant384]

*crickets chirping*

 

[Crash]

I personally see no problem with it....true love has no boundries.....

 

[VirusType2]

It was the way she wore those tassels and reflectors that really got the bike's attention. I just hope the bike wasn't still in training wheels.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Disgusting. Right down there with the men that do it with their cars.

 

[Pesmerga]

Is there a B-Bike?

 

[Sulkdodds]

On Earth Beta, where that 'silkdodds' character game from.

 

[Muffin Man]

http://nosysnoop.wordpress.com/2007/06/30/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-his-bicycle/

 

[Slug Advisor]

On Earth Beta, where that 'silkdodds' character game from.

Wasn't it Doddsulks? Or Doddsilks? Or something?

 

[Sulkdodds]

I can't be expected to remember the names of my extradimensional doubles.

 

[Que-Ever]

Rest assured, though, he has a monocle and a moustache.

 

[Azner]

Why didnt you use a condom?

 

[A-Bike]

Person A: Who could ever think of having sex with a bike?
Person B: I don't know, but I've seen you saddle for less!

Person A: Guess I spoke too soon.

@Azner - I cannot get one big enough for my saddle, and the lady told me she was on the pill. I think she was hoping for a shot-gun marriage.

 

[Crash]

Disgusting. Right down there with the men that do it with their cars.

For what I'm paying for my car...I'm about ready to start fuc*ing it....