Jessica Simpson AS ****ING SAMUS?!

[Blackthorn]

Oh please no.

Let this just be some dumbass rumour that dies a quiet death. This one could actually break me.

Edit: Upon reading the article a more closely as opposed to freaking out and going into a cold sweat, this is as suspected. But my God with all the retarded videogame movie talk these days I would not have been surprised.

 

[Lucid]

jessica simpson iz hot :imu:

 

[Darkside55]

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Jessica Simpson AS ****ING SAMUS

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Uwe Boll + Jessica Simpson = Metroid

 

[Robbo]

Well, don't get too excited yet, sinners.

Well I'll sure try not to

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

CANT WAIT. GONNA BE GREAT.

ohgod

 

[Darkside55]

How much of your personal funds did you invest in this movie, Troll Lord?

 

[ktimekiller]

I don't get how this guy manages to keep making money to continue pumping shit down our throats

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

How much of your personal funds did you invest in this movie, Troll Lord?

glad u cot my sarcasm unles mebe it is u who iz tr0llin meh dis tyme??????

 

[Yorick]

Ms. Simpson feels the plot is too complex

Favourite.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Uwe: Ok so you are samus and you are eehh you are a hunter of the metroids

simpson: what

Uwe: eh nevermind we set the movie in the west and maybe you fight snakes instead

 

[Darkside55]

glad u cot my sarcasm unles mebe it is u who iz tr0llin meh dis tyme??????

Don't be upset milord I just want to know if the budget will fit this glorious piece of cinema.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Rumors.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Don't be upset milord I just want to know if the budget will fit this glorious piece of cinema.

uwe boll: i just got eh the news. darkside no like that i am directing

jessica: what are you going to do

uwe: direct it anyway hehehehe i am sneaky

 

[Warped]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk

 

[Yuri]

Darkside, that was the greatest post of eternity.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The title is slightly better if you remove the "as."

Slightly.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

So did any of you go to the actual site that was linked in that article because oh my god lol:

The movie, rumored to be directed by famed director Uwe Boll will feature a wise cracking ethnic Metroid played by the fat kid from good burger."