Laziest thing you've done recently

Pressure said:
Don't post anymore, your post count is 666.
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That's my numbah

Laziest thing :
Not getting out of bed until 6....in the evening
 
I've done a surprising quantity of what's been mentioned in this thread. I will also, however, listen to a song on repeat many times over simply because I can't be arsed to click twice to change it.
 
Axyon said:
I've done a surprising quantity of what's been mentioned in this thread. I will also, however, listen to a song on repeat many times over simply because I can't be arsed to click twice to change it.
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:laugh:

oh yes its happening right now.

I must of heard this track like 20 times now...
 
Yesterday night, at about 2 in the morning, I decided to go to bed. But my mum had washed the sheets earlier... so instead of getting new sheets out of the cupboard and simply tucking them under my matress, I grabbed my duvey cover and crashed out on my fouton. I'm lazy.
 
Another old lazy habit of mine was chucking bits of rubbish behind my computer desk, or just random bits of clothing, CD's, and magazines.

It came back to haunt me about a month ago when I cleared out my room - there was a mountain of shite behind and underneath my desk. Filled up three and a half bin liners :laugh:
 
jimbo118 said:
site related 1s:

sometimes i'm too lazy to read peoples posts, i just see its longer than a few lines so leave it.

other times when typing a reply i just think 'who f***in cares', 'its a internet forum' and cancel the post.

at times when i see a new thread if the topic is vague i'd be too lazy to see what its about, i might come back to it a few days later.

i'm a disgrace aren't i? ;(
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I do all that too.
 
I haven't throwed out pizza boxes from a party for like 3 months. They were just lying somewhere in my room on a shelf :P

I still got a bottle of mineral water 1 meter away from me, from I think September. You definitely should smell it. And you thought water cannot go bad ;)

I have also ignored an orange juice container (? I mean those little 0,2l "boxes") for a few months. It was lying next to a book and somehow opened a little. The part of the book, that was touching the juice got covered and partly consumed by whatever shit came out of the container. It's currently lying on my wardrobe. It will be a year or so I guess :thumbs:

EDIT: Oh, sorry I didn't notice the word "recent" in the topic title. I was to lazy to read it whole :P
 
I had xlostx kill the man with his bare hands... I was being lazy...
 
college related 1s

sometimes when im on my way to college on the bus i just say f-it coz its so far and go to the cinema or better yet get on another bus and go home to bed.

sometimes when i have a tutorial on the other side of the college or even up a few flight of stairs(even when theres a lift) i dont bother going and go to the bar.

i was in my girlfriends on-campus room waiting for her to come over as she was just finshing a lecture, i was watching the tv and was too lazy to get up off the bed and get the remote so i decided to wait for her to come in and hand it to me, so lazy :stare: .
 
One time when fishing in a bond in the back of our neighborhood a neighbor's dog ran into the water but couldn't swim. It was trashing around in the water trying to keep above it. I thought, "Man, I should probably go help him but he's like 20 feet away and I'll get wet." I just sat there and watched him drown because I didn't feel like getting up and walking over there.
 
I was too lazy earlier to answer to this thread! BEAT THAT!

also I was to lazy to read it now.
 
I'm too lazy to bathe and go to my friends house who would be next door to me..
 
Well for the last two weeks i've been 30mins late for college :( yep i'm that lazy
 
I had to rename loads of files by adding a "-" at certain places. Instead of pressing the - key, I just copied (ctrl-c) the "-" then pasted (ctrl-v) it at the point I needed it.

It might sound like it'd take longer, but it doesn't, because you don't have to move your right hand from the mouse to the key every 5 seconds. Your hands barely move at all this way.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I've done lots of lazy things, but I once downloaded some music instead of going to my brother's room for the CD.
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Wouldn't that require even more effort...?

If any of you saw my room, you'de realise how lazy I was. I know suicide's seen it, and would back me up on that comment :p
 
Pressure said:
One time when fishing in a bond in the back of our neighborhood a neighbor's dog ran into the water but couldn't swim. It was trashing around in the water trying to keep above it. I thought, "Man, I should probably go help him but he's like 20 feet away and I'll get wet." I just sat there and watched him drown because I didn't feel like getting up and walking over there.
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:O omg.
 
Pressure said:
Don't post anymore, your post count is 666.
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God damn it! :angry:

Uhm am I the only one who found it kinda spooky that it was number 666 when I was talking about elevators crashing? No ****ing way im riding that tomorrow! :O
 
Pressure said:
One time when fishing in a bond in the back of our neighborhood a neighbor's dog ran into the water but couldn't swim. It was trashing around in the water trying to keep above it. I thought, "Man, I should probably go help him but he's like 20 feet away and I'll get wet." I just sat there and watched him drown because I didn't feel like getting up and walking over there.
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Holy shit...are you serious?
 
In Pressure's defense: though he probably wasnt thinking about it, trying to save a panicked dog could be pretty dangerous for him, especially since a dog that cant swim is probably sick or deranged.
 
spookymooky said:
In Pressure's defense: though he probably wasnt thinking about it, trying to save a panicked dog could be pretty dangerous for him, especially since a dog that cant swim is probably sick or deranged.
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I probably would not have done anything either, I wouldn't have been sure if the dog was drowning or not.
 
I went to Spain, and Siesta-ed all day...and all night.
 
StardogChampion said:
I had to rename loads of files by adding a "-" at certain places. Instead of pressing the - key, I just copied (ctrl-c) the "-" then pasted (ctrl-v) it at the point I needed it.

It might sound like it'd take longer, but it doesn't, because you don't have to move your right hand from the mouse to the key every 5 seconds. Your hands barely move at all this way.
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Umm... your left hand. You could use it to press "-".
 
crushenator 500 said:
Wouldn't that require even more effort...?
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You do not understand the way of the lethargic man... You will in time, young apprentice.

The ultimate in lazy, is going out of your way to be lazy. Hardcore procrastination takes more effort than the work you're avoiding.
 
spookymooky said:
In Pressure's defense: though he probably wasnt thinking about it, trying to save a panicked dog could be pretty dangerous for him, especially since a dog that cant swim is probably sick or deranged.
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No I just didn't want to walk or get wet.
 
Pressure said:
No I just didn't want to walk or get wet.
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You're the guy on all those videos of people being heroic... :O

the one who just stands around watching :D
 
Hmm, I'm kind of sorting my act out lately, facing the big bad world of actually-depending-on-my-job-for-my-livelihood-and-a-big-load-of-debt, but I've been a bit of a champion in the past.
For instance, handing in my dissertation about 10 days after the official hand-in date (but then so did most of us, cos the Uni I went to was so slack). Then doing all of my final assignments (5 of them) in about 3 days). And not doing any revision for my final exams! Yeah!

2:1, seeing as you ask.
 
Pressure said:
One time when fishing in a bond in the back of our neighborhood a neighbor's dog ran into the water but couldn't swim. It was trashing around in the water trying to keep above it. I thought, "Man, I should probably go help him but he's like 20 feet away and I'll get wet." I just sat there and watched him drown because I didn't feel like getting up and walking over there.
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Oh yeah? Well that ain't nuthin...

I was a security guard in a security station in a bank, and when I saw the bank robbers come in, I couldn't be bothered to call the police or go and help.
I just sat there eating nachos.

Even when they started killing hostages, I just turned on the TV to watch King of the Hill.

ok I lied.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
You do not understand the way of the lethargic man... You will in time, young apprentice.

The ultimate in lazy, is going out of your way to be lazy. Hardcore procrastination takes more effort than the work you're avoiding.
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its very true, for example(another tv related 1) i was looking for the remote and noticed it in the chair beside me, instead of getting up, walking 2 feet and getting it, i just stretched over extending my arm gradually getting closer until i fell outta the chair :dork: , woulda been quicker and more feasible just getting up and taking it, but alas tis not the way of the lazy man.
 
stinger.aim92 said:
Umm... your left hand. You could use it to press "-".
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I forgot to say I'm using a laptop, so that would mean crossing it over my right hand, which is in the middle on the touchpad. :P
 
laziest thing hmm lemme think pff not comign up with an answer to this question, I am THAT lazy
 
Just so you know, the whole dog thing was a lie.

Everything I say is a lie. Except that. Except that. Except that. Except that. Except that. Except that....
 
I couldn't be bothered to walk to the bus stop, so I waited for the old woman with the mobility scooter to come down the hill...

I grabbed on to the bottom bumper, and got dragged there.
 
Kangy said:
I couldn't be bothered to walk to the bus stop, so I waited for the old woman with the mobility scooter to come down the hill...

I grabbed on to the bottom bumper, and got dragged there.
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lol thats more practical than lazy or practical laziness.
 
Today i ordered things for my bike from a website, which will take 5 days to arrive because i couldnt be bothered to walk down the shop, a 10 minute walk :(
 
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