List quirky ambitions

Have a sex change, go back in time, have sex with myself and then reveal the twisted truth right at the point of climax. Now how's that for quirky!

Sulkdodds said:
Sounds like an anime show. D:
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TENTACLE RAPE D:

Oooh, actually, put that on my list too.


Sex with myself and tentacle rape.
 
go buy a dogshark at the petshop and beat the shit out of it
 
el Chi said:
Have a sex change, go back in time, have sex with myself and then reveal the twisted truth right at the point of climax. Now how's that for quirky!


TENTACLE RAPE D:

Oooh, actually, put that on my list too.


Sex with myself and tentacle rape.
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That was the plot of some short story about a guy/girl that was their own father/mother and kept going back in time and having sex with themselves.
 
Train an attack dog so that it can kill terrorists/communists.
 
el Chi said:
Sex with myself and tentacle rape.
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Funny thing is, they're both already in anime in some form (except the sex with self thing was via a female clone of himself... damn you 4chan).
 
Skydiving? CHECK

Go Bungee-jumping? Not checked :(

Take 2nd in a NASCAR simulator inside of a Sprint/Nextel truck outside my workplace? CHECK

Added the last one just now. I'm gonna hit it again after lunch :)
 
Gaussjump for real !

Heh. Serious ambitions - call Bono and Bob Geldof c*nts to their faces :)
 
1. Bake a Gigantic Sugar Cookie

2. Go on a road trip with best friends for a summer, get jobs, and live in a totally different environment. We MAY be doing this next summer too, actually.
 
Que-Ever said:
How gigantic are we talking here?
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Not that big, actually. Just big enough to fit in my oven. I mean that I've had large Chocolate-Chip Cookies before, but never a large sugar cookie.
 
Siacker said:
Not that big, actually. Just big enough to fit in my oven. I mean that I've had large Chocolate-Chip Cookies before, but never a large sugar cookie.
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Oh. Well, it's still a noble endeavor.
 
Su-gar... Coo-kie?

Sugar Cookie! Sugar Cookie! Sugar Cookie! Sugar Cookie!
 
Catch one of the annoying ring-necked doves that invest my garden with my bare hands.

-Angry Lawyer
 
what? no ..maybe in some bastardised form of slang but no it doesnt mean that in proper spanish ..it doesnt exist ...just like there's no such word as holmes or chivato or ****ing chingada ..all made up words (usually created by the sloped forehead set)

goddam the butchery that south/central america has brought to the spanish language is appalling
 
CptStern said:
what? no ..maybe in some bastardised form of slang but no it doesnt mean that in proper spanish ..it doesnt exist ...just like there's no such word as holmes or chivato or ****ing chingada ..all made up words (usually created by the sloped forehead set)

goddam the butchery that south/central america has brought to the spanish language is appalling
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:laugh:

Yet again Mexican/Central American/South American Spanish wins against European archaic forms. Why? More people.

Just like how American English is right but English English is archaic.

YOU LOSE.
 
chichi/teta indeed means titty.

CrazyHarij said:
leave civilisation for a year or two and spend time in a little hut in himalaya or a similar country with only a guitar or synth or something.
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that sounds really damn cool. I wanna do this too.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
:laugh:

Yet again Mexican/Central American/South American Spanish wins against European archaic forms. Why? More people.

Just like how American English is right but English English is archaic.

YOU LOSE.
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lol it's absolutely nothing like the english/american thingy (you pseudo spaniard you, ;) jk) ..at least they sound like they're speaking the same language ..but in all seriousness there's quite a few words that are different ..I have problems understanding some regional dialects ..and I understand Gallego an almost portugeuse dialect of spanish
 
CptStern said:
lol it's absolutely nothing like the english/american thingy (you pseudo spaniard you, ;) jk) ..at least they sound like they're speaking the same language ..but in all seriousness there's quite a few words that are different ..I have problems understanding some regional dialects ..and I understand Gallego an almost portugeuse dialect of spanish
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I dunno how so many unique words developed. But for instance something I only learned cause of the net. Like England "Batty boy" <- wtf that means nothing in American English, if I just heard it I'd think of someone that provides bats a baseball game. etc. That's the only one that comes to mind right now but I'm sure there's a lot more like that.

I really don't know why Latino Spanish got so different than Spaniard Spanish. I mean is Brazilian Portugese that different from Portugal's to the extent Mexico etc's is to Spains Spanish?

DeusExMachina said:
More doesn't mean better :|
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It does in these cases! LOL
 
I think it's because slang was integrated into the language
 
Well, what do you think are the words that kids want to learn first when they're studying another language?
 
Que-Ever said:
Well, what do you think are the words that kids want to learn first when they're studying another language?
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Curse words. But these aren't slang in all the negative/offensive form. It's words like ferria, etc.

I guess if I needed a rough equivelant in English, Ferria to Dinero would be like Dough to Money.
 
I would like to jump into a helium balloon <and speak like a little girl for the rest of my life> and take a ride to the edge of space. It will take approx 2 hours to reach a altitude of 130,000 feet and the views will be amazing. Once I have taken in the scenary I will hurl myself out of the balloon and travel at dizzy 1118 mph. I will free fall for about 9 minutes before opening my parachute manually or automatically.

Touch wood, Fingers crossed I won't pass out.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Funny thing is, they're both already in anime in some form (except the sex with self thing was via a female clone of himself... damn you 4chan).
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Well then I guess my quirky ambition is to be in anime. Who woulda thunk it.

ComradeBadger said:
call Bono and Bob Geldof c*nts to their faces :)
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Oh God YES. I'd love to do that - I think I'd actually become aroused.

RakuraiTenjin said:
Just like how American English is right but English English is archaic.

YOU LOSE.
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Another ambition: Find out every person who thinks Yanklish is better than English and give them a severe talking down to with my superior British intellect, lexicon and wit. And then smack them 'round the face with a dolphin corpse. A really sodding big dolphin corpse.
Yeah, soak that up.
 
Darkside55 said:
We all have the same ambition; let's join forces. Theotherguy can bring possums, dfc you can bring the squirrels, and I'll bring the snakes, for deployment across the world's airlines. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!
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Ok, but I've already promised France and Italy to a couple of people. The squirrel possum combination could work well, since possums are nocturnal and can attack at night while the squirrels attack during the day giving us a 24-hr assault by land. I still think my fish should be included, to attack from the sea. And I guess your snakes have got the airplanes :P.

This could work! ...Maybe!


Completely unrelated random quirky ambition: I've always wanted to learn how to weave a net. I have no idea why.
 
step four of opossum training is now complete, the invasion will begin next tuesday.

hide your valuables, and small children. May God help us all.
 
el Chi said:
Another ambition: Find out every person who thinks Yanklish is better than English and give them a severe talking down to with my superior British intellect, lexicon and wit. And then smack them 'round the face with a dolphin corpse. A really sodding big dolphin corpse.
Yeah, soak that up.
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Do not mess with this bloke. He is deadly serious. I've heard him before. He will drop a verbal massacre down on you.
 
-To have the entire world look at me in appreciation.
-Go to Africa alone for a year. Travel Africa. To get away from the major socities.
-To shock everyone that I know with a single action.

Another ambition: Find out every person who thinks Yanklish is better than English and give them a severe talking down to with my superior British intellect, lexicon and wit. And then smack them 'round the face with a dolphin corpse. A really sodding big dolphin corpse.
Yeah, soak that up.
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-To get Chuck Norris to round house kick this guy in the face so he must speak American English forever.
 
-To have a massive road battle with volvos and old fords e.t.c (all matt black with guns and windows replaced with grates e.t.c)

-To take loads of bullets and continue fighting for a while (either that or do some self administered surgery and look really hardcore)

-To fire an M2HB from the hip like a terminator would.

-To walk along a street and have hot women pulling my clothes off to reveal a ripped muscular physique......then scew all of them.

-Stall a tank by headbutting it.

-Urinate from as many tall, obvious places as i can.

-Bench press a ford granada 2.8ghi for 10 reps.

-Do bicep curls using a naval cannon barrel as a bar.

-Finally die in the most hardcore, honourable way possible.

................yeah.
 
Sulkdodds said:
None of this "become a world class lawyer" shit.
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Well, hell, there goes my entire childhood.

...No, really. I don't remember my childhood, but I'm told that I've wanted to be a world-class lawyer since I was 5.

I'd like to try hard drugs at least once, but I know with my weak constitution I'd probably end up permanently depraved. Besides that, my friend won't let me.

...I guess I don't have many quirky ambitions.

Oh, well, I'd like to conduct a wedding, and a funeral. If those count.

I want to be fluent in at least seven languages.

I want to save a life, and be forced to take one (but not at the same time).
 
Terminator said:
-To have a massive road battle with volvos and old fords e.t.c (all matt black with guns and windows replaced with grates e.t.c)

-To take loads of bullets and continue fighting for a while (either that or do some self administered surgery and look really hardcore)

-To fire an M2HB from the hip like a terminator would.

-To walk along a street and have hot women pulling my clothes off to reveal a ripped muscular physique......then scew all of them.

-Stall a tank by headbutting it.

-Urinate from as many tall, obvious places as i can.

-Bench press a ford granada 2.8ghi for 10 reps.

-Do bicep curls using a naval cannon barrel as a bar.

-Finally die in the most hardcore, honourable way possible.

................yeah.
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Best Ambition EVER!
Especially the part about headbutting the tank
 
From what I read from Wikipedia, there's no mention of it in Spanish slang (Except European (Castilian) Spanish, where it's slang for 'c*nt'), however, in Japanese it's appearently slang for 'tit/tits'.

As for me, I'd want to piss on Tom Cruise. :laugh:
 
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