Merry Western Barbarian Holiday!

[15357]

Yeah! Let us celebrate the birth of a long dead barbarian westerner whose ghost is worshipped by many other barbarians and those who have fallen to the ways of the savage.

"On this day lord jesus was born! He loves you, come to church!"
"No, I don't want to worship the ghost of a barbarian! Worship thy ancestors instead"
"Blasphemy!"
"Impiety!"
"You will go to hell!"
"You aren't even human!"


Western barbarians...... Savages they are...

Indeed, what civilized person should wish to have a bloated old man (a barbarian, to say the least) in red (RED!) clothing come to your house in the middle of the night, riding in the most uncivilized fashion, and coming through, not your door, like a true human being, but through the chimmney as if he were some animal, a bat perhaps?

And what is this collectivist notion of giving each other free items? Did the bolsheviks finally take over?

Devils take the heart of any man who willingly succumbs to such savage ways.

 

[Tagaziel]

Numbers, do humanity a favour. Strap dynamite to yourself and run into a barbaric western embassy screaming "Die imperialist pigs!".

Remember to have someone post a video of your epic an hero stunt afterwards.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Happy festivus to you too, numbers.

 

[<RJMC>]

whit the big influence of the USA in south korea I wouldnt be surprised if you end up celebrating thanksgiving day

 

[Pulse]

Happy Starcraft day or whatever you celebrate over there!

 

[Eejit]

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry F**king Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And f**king celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry F**king Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus

Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And f**king celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry F**king Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry F**king Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry F**king Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..

 

[Jintor]

Numbers, do humanity a favour. Strap dynamite to yourself and run into a barbaric western embassy screaming "Die imperialist pigs!".

Remember to have someone post a video of your epic an hero stunt afterwards.

I hope you're joking, because he certainly was.

(Assuming Numbers is still Numbers and not a South-Korean Censor-clone.)

 

[15357]

Yeah, I wrote this because I didn't get anything for christmas


No offense guys, I was joking.

 

[The Monkey]

Indeed, what civilized person should wish to have a bloated old man (a barbarian, to say the least) in red (RED!) clothing come to your house in the middle of the night, riding in the most uncivilized fashion, and coming through, not your door, like a true human being, but through the chimmney as if he were some animal, a bat perhaps?

Our santa comes through the door.

 

[staticprimer]

Happy festivus to you too, numbers.

We're about to do the airing of grievances over here.

 

[15357]

Our santa comes through the door.

You need to call the police, or rather, your equivalent of Air Defence Command. Get those flak guns screaming!

 

[Cheomesh]

That would be the Air National Guard IIRC...


Anyways, joke or no joke, we still think you're aweshens, numbers.