Mind wandering, silly topic

[Lucifer Crass]

Wouldnt that be cool if they put in the moves of the specialists into half-life 2, so u can go around as gordon kungfu gordon and beat some combine down matrix style.
O man that reminds me how cool slow motion matrix effects are going to be like. Now that you can shift normalmaps and do cool lighting the trail of the bullets can look warprd as if the bullet was splitting nature itself.
Or you could make a funny mod about a stoner and you have to grow pot and if you smoke pot ur vision gets all messy and funny.

My all time favorite mod I wanna see is "The irish life" mod. Its about you going into a bar and fighting while getting drunk and when you get home you wife is drunk and then you have to fight her. Then you wake up the next morning and fight the kids and the wife at the same time with a hangover. Then you go to work and get drunk until you can go to the bar. Wont that be fun!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Would be awesome.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

The boss of "The Irish Life" would be conan o'brien and his sha-laylee of doom.

Also you have to keep you blood alcholo level above .4 or you die.

O yeah, you could have one liners while fighting like, AYE, get your wee shiat face outta me way laddy! or Aye get me jollies off of little geels. (Girls)

You could fight your way across ireland from one pub to another.

 

[MrWhite]

Eh... I prefer the simple run and gun... I dont think it would really fit into Half-Life 2... but thats just me, we all like differen't things.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

I almost forgot. U can customize special kilts to sover your manhood.

Drr its a mod, of course it wouldnt fit into hl2. Dod doesnt and neither do cs. See what i am getting at?

 

[MrWhite]

I almost forgot. U can customize special kilts to sover your manhood.

Drr its a mod, of course it wouldnt fit into hl2. Dod doesnt and neither do cs. See what i am getting at?

No no, I do. Let me put it more bluntly... you asked if we thought it would be cool if we could do moves like you can in the specialist in HL2... and I said, no, no it wouldn't.

Atleast not to me.

 

[iamaelephant]

coolio2man you are a racist peice of sh*t. And Irish dont wear kilts you dolt.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

coolio2man you are a racist peice of sh*t. And Irish dont wear kilts you dolt.

Christmas is over man.

and rascist? lol okaY! obviously you really shouldnt be speaking of such things as you do not know me my family or background. Alright? Thanks

 

[getName()]

Im Irish,

Thank you for your racist slur, you ignorant prick. Not only have you labeled all Irish men as wife beating, drunken fools you also seem to think we are pedophiles, QUOTE: "Aye get me jollies off of little geels". Try using your brain when you speak muppet.

 

[dream431ca]

Matrix mode is getting boring and used too much. :flame:

 

[famas_man]

Guys guys... lets all calm down a weee bit... sorry
I don't like the idea of using "the specialists" moves in hl2... it just wouldn't fit.

Anyways, don't get mad at coolioman. Hes a funny guy, so just don't take him too seriously. Haha, I remember once he was drunk and spammed my thread... that bastard!

 

[Lucifer Crass]

hahah, it says silly thread right on it. If you dont have a sense of humor dont ruin for the people that do geez.

My friend that just moved to arrowhead was irish which was kinda why i thought this up, anyway conan o'brein makes fun of irish people also. Its just a joke.

 

[wowyouareacow]

dudes he was just joking. calm down..

 

[Rupertvdb]

Drunkeness and violence, is this what we have come to associate with the Irish? I'm Kent Brockman and my answer is....yes.

 

[Revisedsoul]

coolio2man you are a racist peice of sh*t. And Irish dont wear kilts you dolt.

umm yeah they do, so do the scots

and i would love to play that mod, also take the pissing on people thing form postal 2

 

[Wesisapie]

coolio2man just talks before he thinks, and spams out threads to the extreme. He's funny until you realise he's serious.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

The internet isnt a very serious place.



I wouldn't call him a racist for that. I don't think he actually believes that shit. If he does I would be the first to start an outcry. I cant stand racism. It makes me sick.



Anyway, I think you should probably get on topic before the thread is closed....

 

[el Chi]

umm yeah they do, so do the scots

Yeah it's a Celtic thing. But even so, the dude's a bit of a dolt (good word).

At the risk of being burned alive for heresy, I'm gonna stray back on topic and ask: Didn't Valve already say that Freeman would have a few new moves up his proverbial sleeve? I very much doubt this means kung-fu but intriguing nonetheless.

 

[feylya]

umm yeah they do, so do the scots

What sort of moron are you? I'm Irish, I'm sitting in Ireland and I have never even seen a kilt, never mind wear one. NO ONE in this country wears one. This entire thread is just bullshit Irish bashing and is completely racist.

 

[el Chi]

What sort of moron are you? I'm Irish, I'm sitting in Ireland and I have never even seen a kilt, never mind wear one. NO ONE in this country wears one. This entire thread is just bullshit Irish bashing and is completely racist.

No, it's not entirely moronic. You see, Scottish and Irish culture (at this point I would like to point out that I am half Scottish and a quarter Irish) derives from Celtic and Gaelic culture. Kilts were part of this - in terms of traditional dress that is. The reason you have never seen or wore a kilt is because very few people do nowadays, for the simple reason that trousers are more suited to our often miserable local climate. People very occasionally wear them on special occasions but again, very rarely.
So, whilst coolio2man was and is a bit of an arse, the rest of it is not entirely racist or "Irish-bashing." Let's face it, things could be much worse than talking about kilt-wearing in terms of racial stereotypes and racism, and here's hoping it doesn't come to that. Because racists are c*nts.

 

[feylya]

Even though he's racially stereotyped the Irish as drunken wide beating paedophiles.

 

[Feath]

I was surprised by how many people wear kilts in Scotland. Not in an everyday sort of way but for any special occasion they wear them.

Also, doing a websearch for "Irish kilts" comes up with thousands of results.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

The Scoti come from ireland....havent you played the viking invasion for medieval total war?

Honestly...some people.



Sterotypes are funny...or i should say, they should be laughed at. English people are portrayed as stiff upper lipped larger louts...strange i know but i find it funny to laugh at because i know in some ways its true. You are taking him too seriously, he isnt racist he is just having a joke. There wouldnt be so many race related problems if people lightened up...

Anyway. Kung Fu in the source engine could be really cool...all the effects and the physics as you bash people across the room.

 

[el Chi]

Even though he's racially stereotyped the Irish as drunken wide beating paedophiles.

Hmmm - must've missed that bit. Well, in that case he's a racist. And, as such, a c*nt.
But I have to agree with Farrow - stereotypes can be funny.
But on the other hand he's wrong: Kung Fu Half Life wouldn't be cool - it doesn't work in first person games. A bit like swords. I want Max Payne 2 Kung Fu... That'd be fun.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Thread Closed.

coolio2man. Don't be racist.

OES is doing Kung Fu by the way..