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Ah clean haircut, a shave, and a fresh mouth. It's time for rape - er I mean, It's time to apply for job position as a delivery man at the library.

*crosses fingers*

I've got this one covered. I've got a spotless resume, bitches.
 
I can't get on Steam. Guess I'll have to put my Steam-debugging expertise to good use lol
 
I was wondering where the **** you disappeared to.
Getting an error message, or is it just not connecting?
 
So wow, days can't go much worse. Well, they can. But they can't go from so well to worse that often.

It's even greater that I'm still at work, because really there's nothing to go home to.

So I'm probably just going to leave for now. Best not to get banned from the board, too. That'd be a silly thing do to.

Already said too much.
 
Sulkdodds said:
DID YOU REMEMBER TO PEEL BACK THE FORESKIN AND EXPOSE THE GLANS.

That may seem hideously obvious but my first time I did not, and it was like "well that was pretty cool but eh."

EDIT: This is weird.
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So wait... it wasn't pleasurable for you until you peeled back the foreskin? Why is everybody always saying that the foreskin automatically guarantees better sex? I mean... if you can't get any pleasure from a BLOWJOB until you get the foreskin out of the way, what's the point of having it in the first place that makes it sooo much better than having it removed for those of us who have it removed.
 
Because of the sensitivity of the head since it's not exposed all the time. I think.
 
But the foreskin is full of nerves... surely all that stimulation of the foreskin is to provide a serious load of pleasure...
 
Raziaar said:
But the foreskin is full of nerves... surely all that stimulation of the foreskin is to provide a serious load of pleasure...
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The really sensitive bits are on the inside of the foreskin though, so pulling it back reveals that as well as the GLANS. The outside is like a dry husk.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
The really sensitive bits are on the inside of the foreskin though, so pulling it back reveals that as well as the GLANS. The outside is like a dry husk.
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Very sexual.

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Me and my friend got all the recording preparations done (cept for our lead guitarist, we don't really know what he wants to do yet) so tomorrow, if everyone shows up, we can hopefully record some songs. Yay.
 
Pesmerga said:
Among my friends, I am the only one uncircumcised.

IM A FREAK :3
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No, you're the extreme opposite :bounce:

As for the nerves comment.
That's because during nature intended sex (vaginal), it gets pulled back by the vaginal walls and does it all by itself. Mouths have more space and stuff...so unless she was extremely small mouthed...it has to be done manually I guess.
 
My internet is being gay on the laptop I game on. It's connected to the Interchangeabledicks, but nothing loads. Says it is a DNS server or connection error or something. Any of you genius bitches know how to solve this bitching problem?
 
Oh shi-

I just turned on Cinemax expecting porn, and found something greater.
Conan the Barbarian! :D

But why does it have to start so late? D:
 
yo man what do you play in your band?

What genre are you aiming for?

I can't sing but I can scream and growl really ****ing low. Just one of the many bonuses of being from a dysfunctional family - and being a monster.


Tell you waht... This weekend, I'm going to add some lyrics to one of NeptuneUK's tracks without his knowledge or consent, and see how it sounds. If it's cool, then I'm going to go ahead and be a huge superstar. If it sucks, I won't mention it again.

I got some really sick lyrics. You know I'm a twisted mother f

Doom & Death shit
 
Weirdest thing is I've had full memory of all my drunken nights. I also have pretty damn good motor control, and I've been shit FAAAAAAACED.

I do turn into one smooth mother ****er, though. Real swuave. I act in such a way that I wish I could be more when I was sober.
 
I play bass, and we do a mish-mash of stuff. punk mixed with nineties pop type stuff, with influences of nirvana and the pixies, with a lot of cultural/world stuff mixed in.
 
I feel drained of all hope. I'm never going to be able to learn all the life/physical/earth/space science I need to in order to pass the GED.

<sigh>
 
Just came back from the dentist and the left side of my mouth is numb. All in all, an auspicious start to my holidays.

And highlander, I'm also glad I have a working heater. Ever since I've had the fan replaced, my CPU just doesn't warm my feet up the way it used to.
 
Raziaar said:
I feel drained of all hope. I'm never going to be able to learn all the life/physical/earth/space science I need to in order to pass the GED.

<sigh>
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Don't stress. Stupid people pass GED tests.

You're not stupid.
 
Warning sexytime

Raziaar said:
So wait... it wasn't pleasurable for you until you peeled back the foreskin? Why is everybody always saying that the foreskin automatically guarantees better sex? I mean... if you can't get any pleasure from a BLOWJOB until you get the foreskin out of the way, what's the point of having it in the first place that makes it sooo much better than having it removed for those of us who have it removed.
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No, no, no. Well, maybe. It was pretty pleasurable with the foreskin up, it just wasn't amazing compared to when the foreskin is pulled back. That's like the difference between being given five dollars and being given ten dollars. Both are good, but the latter is better. The foreskin exists to protect the sensitive glans from being stimulated at inopportune moments, so obviously enough the outside of it is not as sensitive as the inside.

And as for claiming that people with foreskins get more pleasure, the idea is that since they don't have their glans exposed all the time, their glans doesn't get used to sensory input, and it stays virginal and highly sensitive. Fun fact: I didn't even know it could be totally exposed until the foreskin happened to roll back during my first time. That was quite a discovery.
 
I like jacked off over a piece of toast and proceeded to give it to my friend and said it was cheese cream sandwich with mayo.
 
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