My greatest fear has been realized

[Baal]

Two weeks ago I hurt myself playing tennis. At first, I thought it was just a really bad sprain, but still...just a regular sprain that I would recover from in a few days. Well, it was not the case. After various tests and such, it turns out to be a high ankle sprain (tore the ligament that controls the "up and down" movement in my foot). I can't walk on it for 3-5 weeks, and am using crutches.

Here's a wonderful picture of how it looked the night I did it:

Now, flash forward to one week later, I had to start working at a client site. Two days in I notice there's a handicap washroom on my floor. I decide to pull a George Costanza and ask for the key to it. As it turns out, I am in luck - they have the key, and no one else is using it.

Now, one of my first thoughts is "if I ever overflow this toilet, I am screwed. There's no 'who did this?' element."

Sure enough, today, I overflowed it. I flushed it once, it didn't drain; flushed it twice, the water came up to the top, as if to say "this has not been your luckiest last couple of weeks, and we, the toilet gods, see no reason for it to change"

I ran away in fear, and now I have no where to hide. What do I do? Bring a plunger after hours to clean up my mess, or just man up and take the embarrassment? Or just never use the washroom again, and suffer through using that tiny public washroom with my crutches. Too many questions for any one man to answer...

On a lighter note, here I am at the World Hockey Championship with my make-shift crutch flag during the USA-Finland game yesterday:

 

[Tyguy]

i bet theres poop everywhere...

 

[VirusType2]

attach a plumber suction cup to the bottom of your crutch, and claim it helps you balance.

or bring a knife next time, and cut it into more manageable pieces before flushing.

or, for the lol's. just keep flushing it until it flows all over the floor and just leave it, and don't say anything. LOL

 

[Baal]

attach a plumber suction cup to the bottom of your crutch, and claim it helps you balance.

This one is actually a stroke of genius.

 

[Operational]

Wouldn't the cleaning people deal with it at the end of the day/week/whatever when they do their rounds?

Now, one of my first thoughts is "if I ever overflow this toilet, I am screwed. There's no 'who did this?' element."

Are the toilets in the States.. different or something? I've never had this or heard about it happening.

 

[Baal]

Well, I'm doubtful that they even make an effort to maintain the washroom since no one was using it until I came here.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol, did you use your crutch to hold up your flag??? Pure genuis

 

[VirusType2]

Wouldn't the cleaning people deal with it at the end of the day/week/whatever when they do their rounds?


Are the toilets in the States.. different or something? I've never had this or heard about it happening.

well, the water spins the other way over here, and so it actually forces the water up into the air in a cyclone of shit.

 

[hool10]

You got hairy legs. Like Hobbit feet.

 

[Emporius]

You got hairy legs. Like Hobbit feet.

Wait...What?

 

[Bad^Hat]

There is a dead man in the bathroom right now. He was paraplegic and unable to use the regular stalls, so aquired another key out of desperation. Upon entering the bathroom, however, his wheelchair brakes failed and he slid clear across the now-slippery tile floor, the front of his wheelchair striking the toilet and flinging him head first into the bowl. The impact caused the porcelain lid (which was left up, I might add) to come forefully down on him, dislocating his shoulders and rendering escape too difficult for his frail old body. He was left to drown slowly and in agony, choking on your as-yet undisposed of leavings as they floated up into his open mouth after becoming clogged in the bend, his fruitless thrashing only now causing it to dislodge piece by piece. Moments before surrendering to death's embrace, the fecal matter lodged in his throat caused him to vomit, the bile flowing through the already full bowl and causing it to overflow a second time, while simultaneously he emptied his bowels violently upon the floor, the two substances inter-mingling to create a sight and stench which would later shock the building's janitor - a veteran of 40 years - into retirement.

Now think about that, and suffer.

 

[Eejit]

Look on the bright side, your greatest fear has passed, and you survived.
Surely things can only go uphill from here?

 

[Tyguy]

There is a dead man in the bathroom right now. He was paraplegic and unable to use the regular stalls, so aquired another key out of desperation. Upon entering the bathroom, however, his wheelchair brakes failed and he slid clear across the now-slippery tile floor, the front of his wheelchair striking the toilet and flinging him head first into the bowl. The impact caused the porcelain lid (which was left up, I might add) to come forefully down on him, dislocating his shoulders and rendering escape too difficult for his frail old body. He was left to drown slowly and in agony, choking on your as-yet undisposed of leavings as they floated up into his open mouth after becoming clogged in the bend, his fruitless thrashing only now causing it to dislodge piece by piece. Moments before surrendering to death's embrace, the fecal matter lodged in his throat caused him to vomit, the bile flowing through the already full bowl and causing it to overflow a second time, while simultaneously he emptied his bowels violently upon the floor, the two substances inter-mingling to create a sight and stench which would later shock the building's janitor - a veteran of 40 years - into retirement.

Now think about that, and suffer.

thats a hell of a toilet seat

 

[Raziaar]

Look on the bright side. At least you don't have tennis elbow.

 

[mchammer75040]

Dude what the hell? Are you like a man-bear-wolf or something? Those feet are gross as hell . Yea and good thing you don't have tennis elbow.

 

[Krynn72]

Ive seen hairier people.

Couldnt you just have pulled the plug thing in the top of the toilet out and stopped the water?