My turn for a riddle you might never get

[rammstein]

Riddle challenge #2 ::2 riddles::

rules:

first person to post the correct answer wins!
no editing of posts! - cheating
no spamming, or any form generally abusing a goodwilled game!
do not try googling... that is not good willed! common have a go! I suggest not to scroll down and read other posts... have a read first and try to solve it!

riddle:
#1
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It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
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#2
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Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
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good luck!

 

[Immortal]

Number two is that he stood on an ice block and it melted

 

[rammstein]

Number two is that he stood on an ice block and it melted

:sniper: :afro:

yeah they are pretty easy

 

[Pressure]

The second one is very easy. I've heard the first one before but can't remember the answer. Give me a second.

Edit: I Remembered. It's nothing.

 

[The Monkey]

#1: Water?

 

[Pressure]

Look at my answer MONKEY!!!!!!!!

 

[Immortal]

nothing
rules no editing!

 

[Pressure]

If I didn't edit it would have been a double post, which is against forum rules. I'd rather break these rules then the forums rules haha!

Edit: You're just angry cause I beat you to it.

 

[Immortal]

If I didn't edit it would have been a double post, which is against forum rules. I'd rather break these rules then the forums rules haha!

Edit: You're just angry cause I beat you to it.

No i was just having fun with you, you can have the credit.

 

[The Monkey]

I apologize most sincerely sorry mr Pressure, It had not appeared at the time of my posting.

 

[Pressure]

Actually after I edited it refreshed the page and you hadn't posted yet. If I would have made a new post it'd be before your post and I would be banned from the forums for being a bad boy!

No i was just having fun with you, you can have the credit.

I really don't care, I was kidding anyway .

 

[rammstein]

YOUR ALL BANNED FROM MY RIDDLE GAMES

hahhahahaha i'll have some more later I suppose its 3am here time for some sleep.... big party tomorrow need to be fighting fit if I want some women

 

[TIIMMYY]

The maker wont use it, the buyer wont need it, and the user wont know hes using it. What is it?

Figure out that one you little smart asses

 

[Revisedsoul]

its a coffin tiimmyy

 

[Crushenator 500]

Hehe, nice one Revised

 

[Revisedsoul]

too bad i ahve to work or i would crush all the riddles with my supreme intellect. unless its a spelling riddle, then im screwed

 

[TIIMMYY]

its a coffin tiimmyy

...Crap.... :sniper:

 

[Sprafa]

too bad i ahve to work or i would crush all the riddles with my supreme intellect. unless its a spelling riddle, then im screwed

:dork:

Spelling riddles are hard like hell

 

[f|uke]

I ate nothing for breakfast

but I'm not dead.

oh, wait,.. urk! :x

 

[Yuri]

Hey Rammstein, I like this idea for a thread

I think you should make a new one, though, where it asks the riddles and everyone MUST use spoiler tags if they want to answer. And if it is a guess, they should mark it as one. And then they should be respoded to with spoilers

I don't know any good riddles, though.

 

[dream431ca]

here is a riddle that might stump alot of people

HINT: Think very linearly (don't jump your thoughts to much)

My riddle:

What has 8 wheels and flies?

If you solve this I'll give you a cookie. :thumbs:

Have fun!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I've merged these threads...really, there is no need for 3.

 

[Immortal]

here is a riddle that might stump alot of people

HINT: Think very linearly (don't jump your thoughts to much)

My riddle:

What has 8 wheels and flies?

If you solve this I'll give you a cookie. :thumbs:

Have fun!

A plane?

 

[Tinneth]

A..garbage truck...with 8 wheels?

 

[The Monkey]

Here's another one: A man enters a bar. "A glas of water, please" he says. The barman holds up a gun. "Thank you" the man says and leaves the bar. Why?

 

[Tinneth]

The man had hiccups!

 

[qckbeam]

Here's another one: A man enters a bar. "A glas of water, please" he says. The barman holds up a gun. "Thank you" the man says and leaves the bar. Why?

He had the hiccups

 

[Deadline]

Damn I suck at riddles lol

 

[dream431ca]

A..garbage truck...with 8 wheels?

BINGO!! Go get yourself a cookie. :thumbs:

 

[The Monkey]

The man had hiccups!

Damn, you're quick! That's right.

 

[f|uke]

Ok, I have a riddle,.

What two coins together add up to 30 cents, and yet one is not a nickel.

 

[moppe]

Ok, I have a riddle,.

What two coins together add up to 30 cents, and yet one is not a nickel.

If I had a replay of Scrubs, I'd be the winner.

 

[f|uke]

If I had a replay of Scrubs, I'd be the winner.

Damn, you know my source.. well at least you forgot the answer. Try not to think too hard

 

[Tinneth]

I am not familiar with American currency.

 

[f|uke]

I am not familiar with American currency.

Give me a rundown of english coins and their relation to the pound and I'll translate

 

[Tinneth]

Give me a rundown of english coins and their relation to the pound and I'll translate

too much effort

 

[f|uke]

too much effort

Ok. heh.

 

[dart321]

Seeing as how you got the riddle from SCRUBS, I'm guessing its some crazy answer like 1 dime and then 2 dimes melted/stuck together into one.

 

[f|uke]

Negative
it is a proper riddle. Not an easy one, but it may seem almost stupid knowing the answer.

 

[dart321]

So its a legit riddle? Hmmm...