Naked, Manly and Hairy- like Jesus.

[Tyrael]

I should probably put some clothes on.

Hidey ho people, was recommended here by Reginald whom you probably do not know as he is small and smells funny.

 

[Reginald]

*frown*

You!

 

[Tyrael]

*narrows eyes* ............*throws coconut*

 

[Remus]

Wtf?!

 

[Ikerous]

Yaay ^_^ More naked ppl

<3 Welcome

 

[JNightshade]

Woo! Have fun.

 

[Raeven0]

I should probably put some clothes on.

That depends. Are you cute?

 

[Vegeta897]

This guy seems to fit right in to hl2.net.

Welcome

 

[Azner]

Erm...ive got nothing to say besides hi...

 

[bigburpco]

Uh oh, Ikerous :|

 

[Sparda]

This guy seems to fit right in to hl2.net.

Welcome

I agree, What up dawg?

 

[Tyrael]

Many things are up. Although I may get banned for telling what ^_^ Ho ho ho,that was a joke indeed it was. No need to lock yourself in a room with a shotgun for fear of me molesting you........or is there...........Dun dun dun.

 

[$kelet0r]

My gods - and I thought the forums had declined
Our saviour is here!!!!
And he's naked!!!

 

[Rizzo]

Ello wirdo. Wazzup uor bum?

 

[Sparda]

FFS ban him i can tell that he/she will make jokes that i will not understand. arrrhhhhh hurry.

 

[Lucid]

I take it that from the av, you like Fallout?

Welcome to our extremely political forum!
It's not as safe here as it used to be... do try the roasted chicken.

 

[Remus]

For god sake man, put some clothes on! There are wemins and childrens presents:dork:

 

[Reginald]

For god sake man, put some clothes on! There are wemins and childrens presents:dork:

How come these so called wemins get presents but I don't?

 

[Remus]

How come these so called wemins get presents but I don't?

You don't get presents because you don't have boobs:cheese:

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Steve]

I wouldn't really call Jesus "manly"...

 

[15357]

Jesus was an evil dissident who practised medicine without a license.

 

[Steve]

Well, there weren't really "licenses" to speak of for much of anything back then.

Now that I think of it, when did "naked" become one of Jesus' defining characteristics?

 

[Ikerous]

In all the porn videos i've seen, jesus was naked

 

[15357]

....


Jesus appears on porn?

Do you google for "Jesus Porn" or something? O,.o

 

[Tyrael]

Now that I think of it, when did "naked" become one of Jesus' defining characteristics?

I'm sure it was in the bible somewhere.
Jesus was definately into the naked scene, I seem to recall a section about him saying "Let it be known: All women shall be naked, not the men, and I shall join them in such nakedness. The men may record such events with my camera" Maybe that is where the Jesus porn comes from.

Well I do hope there aren't devout christians here or I may get in trouble.

 

[Remus]

Well I do hope there aren't devout christians here or I may get in trouble.

Oh you're in sooo much trouble mister:frown: .

 

[Sparda]

Well I do hope there aren't devout christians here or I may get in trouble.

:frown: Not happy not happy at all.:frown:

 

[Tyrael]

Don't blame me, blame this small inflatable polar bear that told me. He is evil I tell you, Evil.

 

[wildchild730]

Evil.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

E-Evil? here's the evil?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!.................... WTF you looking at? Hi. *Kills polar bear*

 

[Azner]

I'm sure it was in the bible somewhere.
Jesus was definately into the naked scene, I seem to recall a section about him saying "Let it be known: All women shall be naked, not the men, and I shall join them in such nakedness. The men may record such events with my camera" Maybe that is where the Jesus porn comes from.

Well I do hope there aren't devout christians here or I may get in trouble.

:frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: *Loads rifle*