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What news have you always fantasised about delivering to a room or area of unexpecting/unaware people.

Mines fairly typical

"AN ALIEN RACE HAS INVADED EARTH AND IS DESTROYING OUR CITIES...just thought you'd like to know"

/gasps of horror and amazement.

:rolling:
 
"I'm pregnant."

Fantasize is probably the wrong word.
 
I often think about how my family (parents in particular) would react to me, if I was coming out as a lesbian. Unfortunately they'll never know. I think it would be pretty boring though, they tend not to care about these things.

Other than that, yeah announcing an alien attack would be pretty sexy.
 
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Phobie said:
I often think about how my family (parents in particular) would react to me, if I was coming out as a lesbian. Unfortunately they'll never know. I think it would be pretty sexy.

Other than that, yeah announcing an alien attack would be pretty boring though, they tend not to care about these things.
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Phobie said:
I often think about how my family (parents in particular) would react to me, if I was coming out as a lesbian. Unfortunately they'll never know. I think it would be pretty boring though, they tend not to care about these things.

Other than that, yeah announcing an alien attack would be pretty sexy.
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pics or it isnt true :angel::angel::angel:
 
That's pretty hot, actually.

"The robot uprising has begun!" is mine.

-Angry Lawyer
 
"the new phone book is here! the new phone book is HERE!!!"

or

"I just slaughtered a roomful of athabascan squirrels and lived to tell about it"
 
"As soon as I get this hot poker out of my ass im going to chop my dick off!!!!!"

thanks george carlin
 
"Bush resigns"
"Osama surrenders"
"7 Hour War Ends in Combine Victory"
 
This thread title was so misleading that I'm not even going to add my fantasy.
 
"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the operation was a success, the alien menace has been repelled before they could even reach our atmosphere. The bad news is, you all just lost the game."

A man can dream. Oh how a man can dream.
 
Zombies and the like.

Particularly fond of, "Jesus is a new character in Brawl! Man I might finally stop playing as Samus."
 
I just got laid.

Like, 5 minutes ago.

My dick is still dripping with joy.
 
I've never really wanted to tell everyone one particular thing. Rather, I dream of just telling every specific person how I feel about them. Just a sort of "f*ck pretense once and for all" sort of thing. For example, a friend of mine is kind of overweight, with some emotional problems, and he really gets down sometime. I would give my left leg just for the guts to say "[BLANK], you're f*cking awesome, and everybody needs to catch on to it." because it's TRUE!

Conversely, it'd also be great to destroy the assholes in the room.
 
"FINKLE IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS FINKLE! EINHORN IS A MAN!"

It would confuse everyone who doesnt remember dumb quotes from 1995 movies.
 
In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
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Aaah, Shaun.
 
Funny, I never noticed that, but it's true. In the long term, I mean.

But 5 minutes? Psht, I'd still be lying contentedly with a satisfied grin on my face.
 
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