Notice to the Citzens of the USA

[No Limit]

Britain has nukes too. And they keep 50% of their fighters in the air at all times :shh:

I heard you guys also have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Who'd wanna **** with that?

 

[Pulse]

Don't forget Banana man;

A REAL superhero.

 

[Xune]

I feel the need to chime in on only two things here:

Baseball and American cars:

Baseball is actually a very popular sport around the world, if you English would only open your eyes to the east a little bit. Many of our best players come over from Japan and Korea, two country's covered in baseball stadiums.

American cars:

Blah blah blah, something about cars, blah.

You mean rounders? Yeah that's played in Europe too. Looks a bit poo if you ask me.

 

[ríomhaire]

I heard you guys also have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Who'd wanna **** with that?

"You guys"? Two people in a row think I'm British. Look at the location please

 

[Polaris]

Union Jack vs. Captain America

 

[Xune]

It's not going to be much of a fight when one of them's already dead..... oh, I see what ya did there.

 

[Dumb Dude]

Hahahaha, rounders....hahaha.

 

[-Psy-]

Bananaman...Transforming a pre-teen male into a fully grown banana...GENIUS!

 

[Pulse]

Union Jack vs. Captain America

UNION JACK WAS THE SNIPER! HOLY JERUSALEM BATMAN!

Bananaman...Transforming a pre-teen male into a fully grown banana...GENIUS!

I'll have you know the potassium makes my pubes grow quicker. I once ate 15 bananas in a consecutive row and aged 4 years.

 

[Nid Banikeri]

we conquered the world with force, you did it with mcdonalds.

awwwwwwww yeh.

+ we're 50x smaller than you.

 

[Cormeh]

I think it's brillaint that a lot of Americans refer to Britain as simply "England".

England sucks.

 

[Xune]

Even better, there are some (though not in this thread...yet) who simply refer to it as London. Classic!

 

[Laivasse]

Britain is basically London.

 

[The Monkey]

The British Empire at its zenith (1921):

The American Empire at its zenith (1900):

Yeah, Britain > America

 

[Laivasse]

Hooray for Sweden! :cheers: Do you want to send us a Christmas tree like Norway does?

 

[Kyorisu]

Britain's whole expansionist behavior lost out like many other groups in the past ie Romans. For example Australia

* mid-1800s: acquisition of substantial internal self-government by the colonies
* 1901: establishment of the Commonwealth of Australia
* 1927: development of the "shared" monarchy
* 1931: passing of the Statute of Westminster
* 1986: passing of the Australia Act - PWNT BITCHES!

 

[Pulse]

We were tired of baby sitting our cons anyway

 

[Jintor]

We were tired of gettin' instructions from you tea-sippin' geeeeentttleeemeeen!

 

[Cormeh]

Aussies prefer the Scots anyway

:shh:

 

[The Monkey]

Hooray for Sweden! :cheers: Do you want to send us a Christmas tree like Norway does?

Norway sends us Christmas trees?

That's funny, I thought the only thing they could send was salomon.

 

[Laivasse]

Norway sends London (ie. Britain) a Christmas tree every year because of something about refugees in WW2.

You too can subcribe to the Britain fanclub! (subscription fee: 1 Xmas tree over 15 ft high) In return for your subscription you'll receive a St. George's Flag (Union Jacks are useless, can't even wave them around when the football's on), 1 t-shirt with Maggie Thatchers face on it, and a commemorative racist joke based on your nationality (ie. 'An englishman, an Irishman and a Swede walked into a pub...').

 

[DeusExMachina]

*snip*


Yeah, Britain > America

Yeah sorry for keeping our exploitation of other peoples and their resources to a lesser degree.

 

[Pulse]

Yeah sorry for keeping our exploitation of other peoples and their resources to a lesser degree.

Guess you're making up for it now eh?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Well we're trying. I don't think we'll ever beat you though, you guys are just too good at it.

 

[The Monkey]

Norway sends London (ie. Britain) a Christmas tree every year because of something about refugees in WW2.

You too can subcribe to the Britain fanclub! (subscription fee: 1 Xmas tree over 15 ft high) In return for your subscription you'll receive a St. George's Flag (Union Jacks are useless, can't even wave them around when the football's on), 1 t-shirt with Maggie Thatchers face on it, and a commemorative racist joke based on your nationality (ie. 'An englishman, an Irishman and a Swede walked into a pub...').

And in return, you'll get a love letter from this lovely thing.

Yeah sorry for keeping our exploitation of other peoples and their resources to a lesser degree.

Don't you know, it's only exploitation if the US does it!

 

[Tyguy]

i think we should give south America all of our southern states, excluding Florida and some others, and form a new country called "the Northern Incorporated Gyration of Global Economic Ratifictation

Oh, and we get Arnold