Jack_Karverboy
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So I was sitting at work. I work for Ion Storm, and I was making a level for Daikatana IVVX and suddenly my computer beeped and like shut down. Then some beeotch entered my cubicle while I was trying to troubleshoot and she was like, "Hey I gots a prooblem wit my puter. Plx cum hlp me." So I went to her cube and her computer wasn't on. I was like "Dumbass, you have to turn it on" and then she replied with "Yup, i trid dat but it wuldnt trun on, yeeeh" so I sighed and around the back, only to see that her power cord wasnt plugged in. So I slapped her, whipped it out and began to masturbate furiously over her face.
The boss entered and was like "yeeaahhh...WTF UR FIRED BITCH!"
"WEll sheeit" I said.
So on the way home, I ran over a dead mexican in the road, and flew in the air and hit gonzalez. F*ck i need to move out this neighborhood. Then I got home and busted this keyboard and shite. Then I realized that gonzales put a curse on me and I got really skinny and kepty eating pie but it didnt work. Damnit I wish the girl from work hadnt been giving me a handjob.
Sorry guys just needed to vent ya know before I die of skinnyness disease
The boss entered and was like "yeeaahhh...WTF UR FIRED BITCH!"
"WEll sheeit" I said.
So on the way home, I ran over a dead mexican in the road, and flew in the air and hit gonzalez. F*ck i need to move out this neighborhood. Then I got home and busted this keyboard and shite. Then I realized that gonzales put a curse on me and I got really skinny and kepty eating pie but it didnt work. Damnit I wish the girl from work hadnt been giving me a handjob.
Sorry guys just needed to vent ya know before I die of skinnyness disease
