Penny arcade 10 word story competition

[MiccyNarc]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/18/

The central entry is my friend Sam's entry. Not sure what he's won yet.
His quote when he found out: "I was one of 3 out of 30,000 that entered the contest. Last time I won a contest of those odds was when I got diabetes"

Anyway, just thought I'd share.

 

[SimonomiS]

Good for him.

 

[Raziaar]

Nice!

 

[Zephos]

Ha, congratulations to him.

Pretty sure the prize was a huge World of Warcraft TCG pack.

I really liked that entry too

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, Clark Kents. Good one.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Coolio. Good'n.

 

[Dan]

"Are you sure?"
"Positive" he replies.
Michael jumps. He's falling.

 

[Dan]

Bwurrreeeeeee! The machine stirred.
"Shut it down!" Seconds too late.

 

[Dan]

Doc was a strange one for sure. Always drifting, insubstantial.

 

[Dan]

It was Sunday. I woke up. I ate some food.

 

[Dan]

In the trees, all that could be heard was laughter.

 

[Dan]

He screams. I'm unsure. His eyes widen. I kick again.



...Yeah, I got carried away there for a second. Sorry.

(That wasn't a story, just apologizing for making multiple posts)

Damnit, I can't stop writing these stupid ten word posts.

 

[Lokizen]

Dan pulls off multiple posts, doesn't seem to fear retribution.

 

[Naph]

Infraction x5

 

[Krynn72]

I think one more and he wouldve been infractionbanned.

 

[NeptuneUK]

As a punishment he should have a maximum and minimum post length of 10 words for a week. : P

 

[CrazyHarij]

You just can't say anything meaningful with only 10 words.

 

[Slug Advisor]

What do you mean? 10 words is quite a lot.

 

[Krynn72]

You just can't say anything meaningful with only 10 words.

You are adopted and your real parents died last week.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Your 'latest invention' has exploded, claiming thousands of innocent lives.

 

[SimonomiS]

You just can't say anything meaningful with only 10 words.

I love you.

 

[Sedako]

You are all such ninnies, and you smell like manure.

 

[Raziaar]

Why can I only use ten words? This is ridiculous!

 

[Sheepo]

Though your resilience is impressive, it is also without purpose

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No wait! We can't stop here...THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!