Poland!

This could very easily devolve into a mass cyber-orgy full of blood and sheep, but I think we'll have to postpone that. I'm thinking of the children.

(mine and skaadi's children)
 
Que-Ever said:
This could very easily devolve into a mass cyber-orgy full of blood and sheep, but I think we'll have to postpone that. I'm thinking of the children.

(mine and skaadi's children)
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Thats if I havent eaten them already


Crap I'm derailing my own thread...
 
Hey, don't take all the credit.

Anyway, so, how 'bout them poles! Being all invaded and stuff, eh?
 
*coughs* Hmm now the only problem is the damn cost, apparently its $2300 for the airfare plus living expenses and accomodation and whatnot.

I've always had a thing for the Polish anyhow :D
 
You aint seen any woman in poland till you seen what they got in serbia :D


*missuz smacks head from behind*
 
Skaadi said:
*coughs* Hmm now the only problem is the damn cost, apparently its $2300 for the airfare plus living expenses and accomodation and whatnot.

I've always had a thing for the Polish anyhow :D
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That's crazy expensive. If I could afford that trip, I'd stay home and buy a new guitar, or ten.
 
Que-Ever said:
That's crazy expensive. If I could afford that trip, I'd stay home and buy a new guitar, or ten.
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Yeah I know, and the only employment I currently have is tutoring which earns me $25 a week :( I wouldnt normally be going for a few more years anyway but I can't miss this guy's ordination.
 
Skaadi said:
Yeah I know, and the only employment I currently have is tutoring which earns me $25 a week :( I wouldnt normally be going for a few more years anyway but I can't miss this guy's ordination.
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There's plenty of ways to make money. You could always perform a hit contract on somebody for anywhere from 1000-50,000 dollars.
 
So let's have some facts about Poland. I can spot it on a map, but otherwise I know nothing about it other than it's apparently bigger than Texas. Mountainous? Ski resorts? Big cities? Small towns? Skateparks? Is it the California of eastern Europe? Do the locals identify themselves as victims of the holocost or are they past that (the way some southerners here identify themselves as victims of the Civil War)?
 
Adabiviak said:
So let's have some facts about Poland. I can spot it on a map, but otherwise I know nothing about it other than it's apparently bigger than Texas.
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It's not much bigger than Texas.
 
Adabiviak said:
So let's have some facts about Poland. I can spot it on a map, but otherwise I know nothing about it other than it's apparently bigger than Texas. Mountainous? Ski resorts? Big cities? Small towns? Skateparks? Is it the California of eastern Europe? Do the locals identify themselves as victims of the holocost or are they past that (the way some southerners here identify themselves as victims of the Civil War)?
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Eh I suppose there wouldnt be many holocaust survivors there nowadays, I think the bigger more recent wound for them would be the communism.
 
Adabiviak said:
So let's have some facts about Poland. I can spot it on a map, but otherwise I know nothing about it other than it's apparently bigger than Texas. Mountainous? Ski resorts? Big cities? Small towns? Skateparks? Is it the California of eastern Europe? Do the locals identify themselves as victims of the holocost or are they past that (the way some southerners here identify themselves as victims of the Civil War)?
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Largest cities: Poznań, Warsaw, Krak?w, Szczecin, Tricity, Katowice and other.

Basically, we are the one country that has skull****ed itself in the 17th century, going all the way downhill from an European superpower (the hussars were our elite heavy cavalry, kind of like modern Leopards 2A5) to the neighbour's bitch. We have a messianic complex and messed up Christian extremists within our borders.

We can be very, very nice people, open and all, we like to drink a lot, have sex/selflove a lot and in general, not a bad place to live if you work in Western Europe and live in Poland (favourable exchange rates for the PLN et consortes).

Basically, you need to come over here, have a drink with me and experience Poland.

I can't take responsibility for aching asses, though.
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
Largest cities: Poznań, Warsaw, Krak?w, Szczecin, Tricity, Katowice and other.

Basically, we are the one country that has skull****ed itself in the 17th century, going all the way downhill from an European superpower (the hussars were our elite heavy cavalry, kind of like modern Leopards 2A5) to the neighbour's bitch. We have a messianic complex and messed up Christian extremists within our borders.

We can be very, very nice people, open and all, we like to drink a lot, have sex/selflove a lot and in general, not a bad place to live if you work in Western Europe and live in Poland (favourable exchange rates for the PLN et consortes).

Basically, you need to come over here, have a drink with me and experience Poland.

I can't take responsibility for aching asses, though.
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LOL!! I should probably mention that I'm going there for mainly religious type things, ie, an ordination, and I'll be travelling around with a priest, so I doubt there's going to be any drinking or sex.

Sucks to be me eh? jks
 
Skaadi said:
What kind of scary ass priest has a butt pirate avatar? :O
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It's a bunny.

BUNNY.

Bunny.

Also, I'd rather trust a pirate with my children than a priest. God damn clergy.
 
Skaadi said:
What kind of scary ass priest has a butt pirate avatar? :O
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I don't know. That's what you get when you make sixteen year-olds priests.

I don't preach or anything, though, so I'm not what you think of when you hear priest.

(bunny)
 
Que-Ever said:
I don't know. That's what you get when you make sixteen year-olds priests.

I don't preach or anything, though, so I'm not what you think of when you hear priest.

(bunny)
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I thought you were 17 :O

And I'm sure it was a butt pirate....suspicious

Sam-2k said:
Also, I'd rather trust a pirate with my children than a priest. God damn clergy.
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That realy is an unfair generalisation
 
It doesn't look like a butt pirate anymore.

I think I was the one to first coin the phrase butt pirate for his avatar back when it had the pirate skull in it.
 
Raziaar said:
It doesn't look like a butt pirate anymore.

I think I was the one to first coin the phrase butt pirate for his avatar back when it had the pirate skull in it.
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Ahhh so thats where it came from, I've probably been associating it with a pirate since then then.
 
Skaadi said:
I thought you were 17 :O

And I'm sure it was a butt pirate....suspicious
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I am, but I've been a priest since I was sixteen. Sorry, I'm sick and delirious and it's one in the morning.

Yeah, I think raziaar was one of the first to call me a butt pirate. I have tons of avs like this...
 
What do you want explained, again...?

I have a cold, and I think I've also got a sinus infection (every damn time I get a cold, too) and today it woke me up at like one-thirty because I couldn't breath.

I'm LDS (or mormon) and males are made preists when they're sixteen. I'm seventeen, and I've been a priest for a year.

Also, I think this was my first pirbun avatar->
pirbunavnb7.gif
 
Que-Ever said:
What do you want explained, again...?

I have a cold, and I think I've also got a sinus infection (every damn time I get a cold, too) and today it woke me up at like one-thirty because I couldn't breath.

I'm LDS (or mormon) and males are made preists when they're sixteen. I'm seventeen, and I've been a priest for a year.

Also, I think this was my first pirbun avatar->
pirbunavnb7.gif
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Thats awesome!! (both the priest thing and that avatar) Does that count for every male or was it by choice....?
 
Still get to Poznan when you get here (notifying me beforehand, of course), so that I can do something about it.
 
Well, every "worthy" male. They interview you. Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow man, follow the word of wisdom, etc.

EDIT: Mikael has candy.
 
Que-Ever said:
Well, every "worthy" male. They interview you. Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow man, follow the word of wisdom, etc.

EDIT: Mikael has candy.
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Wow. What do you think about that?

And yes...strangers have the best candy..
 
Well, about the interviews? I guess it's alright... of course, it'd be easy just to lie through it, I guess, but the person who would do that wouldn't be a good priesthood holder anyway.
 
Que-Ever said:
Well, about the interviews? I guess it's alright... of course, it'd be easy just to lie through it, I guess, but the person who would do that wouldn't be a good priesthood holder anyway.
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I meant more specifically about being a priest, so what, does this make you qualified to work in ministry or???
 
Basically I just bless the sacrament, but I can also A) set it up and B) pass it. I can also baptize people, and ordain other people to be a priest, but it's not like I can just go out and randomly baptize people or ordain them. Really, it's just, hey, this guy here wants to convert, do you want to blah blah blah for whatever reason. Or maybe if the missionaries talked to my friend, if my friend wanted me to baptize them, I could.
 
Que-Ever said:
Basically I just bless the sacrament, but I can also A) set it up and B) pass it. I can also baptize people, and ordain other people to be a priest, but it's not like I can just go out and randomly baptize people or ordain them. Really, it's just, hey, this guy here wants to convert, do you want to blah blah blah for whatever reason. Or maybe if the missionaries talked to my friend, if my friend wanted me to baptize them, I could.
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Again, this is awesome. But I'm guessing there's some kind of seminary for people who want to work in ministry?
 
Well, we do have a class called seminary, but all youth go to it, young men and young women. It's a bible study class, and it's in the morning, starts at six, to about six fourty-five. But at the colleges, like BYU, they have (I think mandatory) seminary classes during the day that are regular class lengths long.
 
Que-Ever said:
Also, I think this was my first pirbun avatar->
pirbunavnb7.gif
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Ahahaha! YES! That's the little guy! The butt pirate!

What the hell Que? You're a priest? And you post here? D: This is like... there's so many heathens here!
 
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