revenge pranks

[Emporius]

Get some duct tape and a big fish. Tape said fish somewhere out of sight, f.e. under a table or behind a closet. The fun starts after about 3 days.

A few years back we accidentally left a chicken out while we went on vacation. Upon our arrival two weeks later teh fun had started, ended, and refused to go home. It took us days to find out the source of the smell.

 

[Raziaar]

Speaking of duct tape... I'd like to change my tinfoil thing...

duct tape... 10 rolls of duct tape. Heat them in a microwave for a short period of time to get the glue all sticky and messy, and start taping everything up. I mean every ****ing thing in the apartment. EVERY GOD DAMN THING IN THE ****ING APARTMENT OR WHEREVER HE LIVES.

Many, many layers over everything. Oh god yes.

They will want to cry and commit suicide after peeling all that off and having to scrub off the sticky tape glue from everything.

ESPECIALLY do it on the carpet too. Nice straight lines.

 

[sinkoman]

Hollow out one of his books that he never reads anymore, and shit in it.

Put it back where you found it.

 

[morgs]

put the staples in his shoes.