Sausage or Bacon?

[Acepilotf14]

gogoogogogog

 

[Lokizen]

Bacon!!!! It's Bacooooonnnn!!!!

 

[Avoidist]

Bacon.

Why isn't this a poll?

And why aren't those sausages cooked?

Edit: Ok, strange, polling turned on after I refreshed the page.

Edit #2: Ahhh, I see.

 

[Zephos]

Obviously bacon, you foolish took.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Smoked Sausages. It's a poll now. Must've posted the thread before I got finished making the poll. VOTE NAOWL>

 

[ailevation]

Bacons, not ham... BACON!

 

[VirusType2]

It's a good thing you put those pictures there because I had no idea what this thread was about at first.

Sausage FTL

 

[Ennui]

Bacon is going to win this thread soooo hard

 

[Darkside55]

Why must you make me choose?

Sausage is the better breakfast food.

Bacon goes good with lots of things; bacon on sandwiches, bacon bits with potatoes, etc.

I cannot participate in this poll. I will not choose.

 

[Acepilotf14]

You must! It is your right as a hl2netter to vote in the polls!
How do you people eat bacon? It makes me sick. :|

 

[Avoidist]

And sausage doesn't? I think a little "Yes, Minister" would go well here, if they had only uploaded the skit on Youtube.

I believe the phrase was "emulsified high-fat offal tube".

 

[Ennui]

You must! It is your right as a hl2netter to vote in the polls!

HAHAHAHA! You actually believe that you guys have rights?

Although, you were correct in a way, he's staff so he has rights.

 

[Acepilotf14]

No, sausage does not make me sick.

 

[Avoidist]

HAHAHAHA! You actually believe that you guys have rights?

Although, you were correct in a way, he's staff so he has rights.

No rights, only lefts.

*anticipates beating*

 

[Ennui]

I feel it's pertinent to mention that although I voted for bacon and definitely love it more than sausage, I still really like sausage.

edit: Only lefts at Halflife2.net!

 

[Darkside55]

*Nods*

As staff I also have the right to completely disregard my rights, or right my lefts, or rewrite my rights. I can also right my wrongs, but not wrong my rights, because that's completely right--er, wrong.

Edit: And I still love them both and will not choose. I'm thinking of McDonald's sausage patties right now, and those little bacon bits you can put on a turkey sub, and I can't pick between that, man.

 

[Avoidist]

Damn you and your charismatic wordplay! I'll consider that my mental beating.

Edit: And no Falafel option for the vegetarians? That stuff tastes surprisingly good. Though I don't exactly want to turn this into another tofu thread.

 

[Lokizen]

'Tis better to right wrongs than write wrongs...

 

[huntingbear]

??? i want breakfast
i think i'll go to ihop and hang with all the drunks...it's close to "i'm drunk and hungry!" time

 

[Ennui]

??? i want breakfast
i think i'll go to ihop and hang with all the drunks...it's close to "i'm drunk and hungry!" time

rofl, that's quite true

I prefer waffle house for my late-night breakfast needs

 

[Naudian]

Sorry bacon It's true.

 

[Raziaar]

I like my sausage to be wrapped in bacon with a warm buttery croissant enveloping it all.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Neither, Ye Poop Lovaz.

 

[Vegeta897]

Sorry bacon It's true.

 

[Ennui]

The look on that poor bacon's face is priceless. 9/10

 

[Vegeta897]

Thank you for rating my ms paint doodle and/or sense of humor.

 

[Nemesis6]

Hmm, I feel torn. So all I'm going to say is this - If it's English sausage, Bacon wins. Damn they serve some nasty stuff over there. In London, anyways.
Check it out:

God damn it, now I'm hungry!

 

[Acepilotf14]

For some reason, I want to eat those eggs.

 

[Ennui]

so do I, they look rather delicious

 

[Krynn72]

Sausage patties are ftw imo.

****ing WANT!

If it were sausage links though, I'd vote bacons. So I dont know which way to vote.

 

[Raziaar]

You don't have to choose people. Anybody who doesn't find these appealing needs to be shot. And then turned into sausage and wrapped in bacon.

 

[Krynn72]

Burnt and mutilated penises != sausages

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Epic thread is epic.

Sausage of course.

 

[Saturos]

Bacon's crunchy and greasy goodness all the way. Nothing starts off the day like a plate of high cholesterol.

 

[Raziaar]

Burnt and mutilated penises != sausages

Those aren't burnt. They're lightly charbroiled.

Sure it may be carcinogenic but delicious nonetheless. As long as it's not too excessive.

 

[French Ninja]

Bacon ****s. D:

I WILL STAND BY YOU BREAKFAST SAUSAGE!

 

[Raziaar]

That type of sausage is one of my favorite breakfast sausages!

For evening sausage it has to be a good bratwurst sausage.

 

[French Ninja]

Weisswurst scares me though.

Cheddarwursts on the other hand...nom nom nom.

 

[delusional]

Bacon!

Bacon!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

oh god, that...wurst and the first pic on this page. I've seen them in public bathrooms.