Scientologists - Only YOU can help accident victims.

[Raziaar]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080116/us_nm/cruise_video_dc



So... a leaked video I guess of Cruise in some Scientologists gathering. Just some more crazy speech.

"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else. As you drive past you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one who can help," the Oscar-nominated actor said.

And what the hell... I doubt those videos posted had copyrights actually attached to them. Doesn't that make any copyright claims actually unfounded? Doesn't there actually have to be an ESTABLISHED copyright filed, which I doubt there was? Well, unless it was actually some sort of mass produced Scientologist propaganda video.



Eternal Alien Salvation for anybody who can find the video on a place that hasn't taken it down.

 

[[Matt]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-0545EU

:/

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Cool, so the rest of us don't have to stop for car accidents!

 

[Eejit]

Man, the German roads are going to become so bloody without Scientologists around to help out

 

[Jintor]

I don't know if you can get any more retarded than claiming moral and ethical behaviour is a result of, and only of, your religion and/or moronic cult.

 

[TheDude]

I don't know if I will ever be able to see a Tom Cruse movie again.

 

[CptStern]

he looks like a crazy man ..speaks like one too ..it's all gibberish. I know he's not a mental giant but he sounds retarded in that clip

 

[Tyguy]

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

 

[Raziaar]

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

Wow... just wow.


I want to write a fictional story about Scientology and how it progresses through the future. But I'm afraid I'd be sued and harassed to hell.

Their logo is bling bling.


And does anybody hear the mission impossible theme song in that lame repeating music? rofl.

EDIT: Guess that was intended.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Okay then, the scientologists can help car accidents and the rest of us will ignore. K.

 

[Sedako]

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

Gawker is being sued by the Cult of Scientology for hosting that vid.

http://gawker.com/5002319/church-of-scientology-claims-copyright-infringement

 

[evil^milk]

 

[CptStern]

moar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM

 

[Raziaar]

"You've just been attacked by a terrorist bomber! You're missing your right leg and part of your right arm. But we can help you! We can show you the way... with Scientology!"

"But... but... I need medical attention!"

 

[THE_END]

"You've just been attacked by a terrorist bomber! You're missing your right leg and part of your right arm. But we can help you! We can show you the way... with Scientology!"

"But... but... I need medical attention!"

Haha 5chars

 

[[Matt]]

Scientology is just a ****ed up cult/pyramid scheme... I feel sorry for the vulnerable who get sucked into it, chewed up and spat out penniless when theres no more cash to give.

 

[Bad^Hat]

So, they do what at accidents now? Sue the car?

 

[Raziaar]

So, they do what at accidents now? Sue the car?

Put it in solitary confinement to let the accident sort out its own problems.

The healthy way!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Seriously though, all I could picture as he was saying that was Tom Cruise screeching to a halt at the scene of an accident and rushing over to give the corpse an e-meter reading. Now that I've typed it out it actually sounds quite plausible.