Section 8 Contest

[BlueWolf72]

[br]Section 8 from Timegate were kind enough to send us some keys as they launch the game on Steam.? Section 8 is a large-scale, sci-fi first person shooter where fast-paced action meets military strategy in the far reaches of the galaxy. Join the epic battle between the 8th Armored Infantry and the Arm of Orion by taking part in fierce squad-based combat across majestic alien worlds.[br]

[br]Winners will be selected Friday. You have 3 chances to win and all you have to do is post some killer taunts.? "My Feet Your Face", so take the time to post some killer taunts you would add to a game like Section 8.? Guns and jump kills will be the fun factor.? So tell us what you would want to say.? In the mean time enjoy the video of <strong>Section 8http://store.steampowered.com/app/38229/" here.[br]

 

[Selkcip]

If anything, the shrapnel is an improvement.
You wanna med pack for that?
Next time dive away from my bullets.

 

[bam23]

This is nothing compared to what Section 9 can do.

My butt bruises in this suit but you should see the other guys.

I can't wait to go home and eat my chicken after this.

 

[TychoCelchuuu]

This is a pretty sweet idea for a contest. Section 8's trying to be the new Tribes, and Tribes had some awesome voice recordings. SHAZBOT! Here are my entries, tuned to maximum cheeziness because that's how Tribes was and tailored for when you stomp on somebody's head because that sounds fun

Said with disgust: "Damn, I think I just stepped in something."

"Thought I might drop in."

"My cousin Mario gets a kick out of doing that."

 

[Kirkburn]

It's raining contests!

 

[TwwIX]

"Does this Mech Suit make my ass look big?"

"You thought i was a "bot"? Well, guess again!'

"It's a Bird…It's a Plane...Oh, shit! It's a 8 foot armored behemoth with a Jetpack."

 

[MJ12]

"BULLETS WITH YOUR COFFEE, SIR?"

"RING RING, YOUR BODY JUST CALLED, IT WANTS IT'S LEGS BACK"

 

[Warped]

"I KICK ASS AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER"
"WELCOME TO BLOOD BATH AND BEYOND, HOW MAY I HELP YOU"
"DON'T DISCRIMINATE....OBLITERATE!!"


NOT PART OF CONTEST BUT AWESOME
"SON, YOUR EGO'S WRITING CHECKS YOUR BODY CAN'T CASH." -TOP GUN (AWESOME)

 

[Kinslayer]

"Damnit, I think I stubbed my toe landing on him"

"Maybe if we punch them to death this won't be so easy"

"Hey, does anyone know where this guy's face went?"

 

[bbson john]

"Head down, head up. Now head down, your time's up"

"That stinks. Did you just shit your pants?"

"F-Y-I, now you died"






No, I don't know what I am talking about.

 

[quigonjoe]

Section 8's trying to be the new Tribes, and Tribes had some awesome voice recordings. SHAZBOT!

That's what I was thinking!

1. "Section 8 gonna evict all you District 9 rejects."

2. "Orion's about to get a broken arm."

3. "Say again? I couldn't hear your pathetic whining over the awesome of my jetpack."

 

[PE2]

1. [landing on someone] "Sorry, you looked like an ant from way up there."
2. "Are we fighting, or are you showing me your dance moves?"
3. "My breakfast put up more of a fight than you."

 

[Warped]

how cool would it be to record you own voice taunt for a game! that would be amazing

 

[Headcrab Pie]

1. (Upon a kill that hits the arm) Pretty brittle Army you got there!
2. (Upon jump kill) Awww! Did'ja hear that thing snap?
3. (Explosive Kill) *Quiet chuckle*, kaboom.

 

[jakko]

my taunts

1.(Looking up) "It's raining men!"
2."We are ARM but we are many"
3."You burn on me, I'll burn on you!"

 

[Akilles]

Damn, you're uglier than me!

See ya!...Not!

It says "Timberland" mirrored in your face...hmm thats strange!

 

[MetalNinja]

"Smells like somebody died in here!"

"Is this your leg, or another guy I killed?"

"The other day, I stepped on a rat and it looked just like you!"

 

[Insano]

"Is that all you've got?"

Now, that's a taunt!

 

[morgs]

"Do you WANT me to hit you?!"

"I hope you're carrying ID 'cause you're gonna need identifying!"

"Lemme' put you out of your misery!"

 

[Muttonchopps]

1. "Awww...like that hurt!"
2. "Cry me a river!"
3. "Excuse me while I remove my boot from your face!"

 

[KindredPhantom]

"Splat! Oh that's messy."
"My boot your face!"
"Taunt"

 

[cabbs]

"We've found the end of the rainbow!"

"Hey now, is that a catchers mit?"

"Will you assholes stop queuing up in my line of fire?"

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Sir! I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out.


Enemy: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.


My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

 

[CurtGuven]

1)I advise you move bitch and get out the way.

2)JET POWERED CANNONBALLLLL!

3)Comon' at least build a wall and defend yourself with those bricks your shittin!

Suck as this stuff XD

 

[Marler]

"Come get some!"

"Is that the best you can do"

"Nothing gets in my way!"

 

[Mellish]

"I've got a fever, and the only cure is to KILL MORE NOOBS!"

"Aren't you dead yet?"

"I see you're a squirmer, JUST LIKE YOUR MUM!"

 

[Parce911]

-snip-

 

[Podunk]

Guns and jump kills will be the fun factor.

Oh, man, jump kills are a gold mine!

1) "Eww, I've got noob on my boots!"
2) "Hey, thanks for breaking my fall!"
3) "Cause of death: foot-induced face disorder."

 

[Gott]

1) "People fall at my feet when they see me coming." - "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"
2) "Oops, didn't see you standing there, sorry about the bullet holes in your brand new vest."
3) "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Yes, they aren't all originals, but you've got to know your classics.

 

[Fliko]

"I hope your aim is better in the bathroom."
"Rookie."
"Burnt like a freshman in High School."

 

[BlueWolf72]

"Damnit, I think I stubbed my toe landing on him"

"Maybe if we punch them to death this won't be so easy"

"Hey, does anyone know where this guy's face went?"

You are the first winner. Congrats. Key will be sent to you via pm on our site.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"We may have super high tech suits that allow us to burn in from orbit and crush other people's faces, but that won't save us from being stuck in a really shitty game"

"Master Chief is a pussy"

"This thing needs a waste disposal system, I still piss myself after burning in from orbit"

 

[Marler]

Congrats Kinslayer When will 2nd and 3rd be announced?

 

[magiciandude]

"Would you like some complementary DEATH with those bullets?"
"Hey, I think we should be best friends! (dramatic pause) IN HELL!!!"
"Woah! I just landed on this guy! I think he's dead...High five!"

 

[kackbratze]

12345

 

[DecayingMadness]

"You're coming back for more?"

"Bend over because you're my bitch."

"How do my nuts taste bitch!"

 

[Kilobyte]

"Do you, bloodied face, take my boot to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Wow. That was even easier than your sister."

"God damn, I JUST cleaned these boots."

 

[Kinslayer]

Holy shit I thought mine were terrible.

Totally did not expect this, yay!

 

[whoisrich]

I love tribes, so if this is anything like it, its worth a try

 

[Sheepo]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over the brutal killing of you and your loved ones.

Y'know, sometimes people thank me for doing this. I'm just saying.

Remember that time I shot you through the chest and your heart exploded instantly? Yeah, me too.