Some ways to increase my grip?

[Dog--]

So I play guitar, and I have stronger grip on my left hand then an average person, every guitar player does, but I still think it's pretty weak, I want to have really strong left handed grip to make playing my guitar relatively effortless.

I used to have one of those things that are shaped like a V, and it has a really strong spring, so it's hard to squeeze together, making an effective workout for your grip, but I can't find it anywhere..

So I need a different way to strengthen my grip, any help?

 

[JFry]

Hang from cranes that are ridiculously high in the air.

 

[Raziaar]

There are little strength training grip devices you can buy, that use springs that you compress with your grip and it trains strength. Make sure you get one that is within your current grip strength, and maybe some others as you upgrade.

EDIT: Well if I actually read your post, I can see you already mentioned one of those.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Masturbate.

 

[Raziaar]

Masturbate.

I think if you were attempting to increase your grip strength while masturbating, you'll be left with a very damaged penis.

 

[Muffin Man]

I think if you were attempting to increase your grip strength while masturbating, you'll be left with a very damaged penis.

Mystery solved.

 

[SimonomiS]

In a nutshell; Grip things more.

 

[Cavalry]

gloves.

 

[Dan]

Rock climbing is the fun way to do it. An average rock climber will have way higher grip strength than a normal person. It's also become so popular these days that every city will have an indoor climbing gym to learn on.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Masturbate.

DAMNIT.

I can't believe I was beaten to that.

Inconcievable!

 

[Qonfused]

In a nutshell; Grip things more.

I lol'd.

 

[McCoy]

You should use one of those stress balls and V shaped things.

 

[Eejit]

Cybernetic arm.

 

[morgs]

I think if you were attempting to increase your grip strength while masturbating, you'll be left with a very damaged penis.

Ahaha I Lol'd and am still Loling.

 

[Druckles]

Play moar.

/thread

 

[Phobie]

Masturbate.

I came into this thread actually looking for someone who would say that. Just to see if anyone would. I knew the answer already though.

Buy another one of your spring dealies, that's the only way I can think of.

 

[Druckles]

If you get used to a firm grip when you masturbate, you'd never be able to get off via a girl D:

 

[Dan]

If you get used to a firm grip when you masturbate, you'd never be able to get off via a girl D:

My girl's got a pretty firm grip.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

pull ups, it will work beyond just grip as well

 

[Mr Stabby]

clutch things angrily.

 

[Bad^Hat]

If you get used to a firm grip when you masturbate, you'd never be able to get off via a girl D:

Holy shit you must be a demon in the sack.

"OH MY GOD I'm about to come via you!"

 

[Deadpan]

Holy shit you must be a demon in the sack.

"OH MY GOD I'm about to come via you!"

:naughty:

I second pull-ups.

 

[Muffin Man]

I can never do barre chords because of my small girly hands. :< I've met a 12 year old girl with bigger hands than me. UGHHHHHH

But yeah I should get one of those spring-y things. Probably.

Drink raw eggs and punch kids. That's what helped me master the art of barre chords, at least.

 

[sinkoman]

Squeeze tennis balls.

Not a joke.

 

[Muffin Man]

Squeeze tennis balls.

Not a joke.

Actually, yeah, that works. Used to have one on my desk for a good squeezin' now and then, myself! Now it's rolled off somewhere. It left me, just like everything else I've ever loved...

 

[sinkoman]

Actually, yeah, that works. Used to have one on my desk for a good squeezin' now and then, myself! Now it's rolled off somewhere. It left me, just like everything else I've ever loved...

That must be terrible...

To be without a penis

 

[Pesmerga]

Actually, yeah, that works. Used to have one on my desk for a good squeezin' now and then, myself! Now it's rolled off somewhere. It left me, just like everything else I've ever loved...

Quoted to stick this somewhere out of context.