Stupid things people have said

[Seppo]

"It's too bad you think Christian music is so dry and over used. I really do feel sorry for you."

I didn't ask for your pity, I said your music sucks dick.

haha that one backfired badly

 

[Jintor]

One of the more odd things I had was when a friend of mine just randomly said in conversation "But yeah, I really do think there are too many muslims in Australia".

I was like "What?"

He comes from an incredible Christian background. -__-

 

[Stigmata]

Only a chatlog can communicate this properly.

Yes, I am Dave.

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
so i have a starcraft iso on my PC

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
and i wanted to put it on my laptop

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
to install starcraft on mah laptop

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
so on my pc i ctrl-copy it

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
then i go to my laptop

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:05 AM):
go to my isos folder

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
and hit ctrl-v

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
but it doesn't paste

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
so i spend two minutes wondering why the **** vista can't paste a simple file

Shamrock says (1:06 AM):
wow

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
until i realize

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
that they're not the same computer

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
or rather that they don't share a clipboard

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
lol

Shamrock says (1:06 AM):
hahahahahahahahaha

Shamrock says (1:06 AM):
HAHAHAHA

Dave // cats are the best machineguns says (1:06 AM):
so i pretty much ****ing fail

 

[Shamrock]

Only a chatlog can communicate this properly.

Yes, I am Dave.

EL OH EL.
LOSE!

 

[Seagull]

I've done it too @ stigmata, lol, D:

 

[Sam]

"York isn't in Yorkshire"
"I think apricots WERE baby carrots" (after a week or so of arguing over whether apricots at the Leeds Festival were apricots or baby carrots)
"Does America use the Euro?"

Many more...

 

[Shift]

Remember two gags from this hilarious character back in secondary:

'Did you push him over?!'
'Ok a did, BUT I DIDN'T!'

'No I dropped the ruler and it broke'
'So you dropped a shatter-resistant ruler from your desk to the floor, and it broke into three seperate pieces..'
'Exactly'
'Wait behind'

 

[Zeus]

One of my friends who hangs out with the stereotypical goths/burnout group who had "NIN" (among many other band names) on his bookbag tried to tell me that Nine Inch Nails is a 3 piece band. I said no, it's 1 man who makes the albums and he hires a live band to play the shows. So he responded with "No I've seen the videos" so I just said ok and left

 

[Stigmata]

One of my friends who hangs out with the stereotypical goths/burnout group who had "NIN" (among many other band names) on his bookbag tried to tell me that Nine Inch Nails is a 3 piece band. I said no, it's 1 man who makes the albums and he hires a live band to play the shows. So he responded with "No I've seen the videos" so I just said ok and left

That's not funny so much as really, really sad.

 

[Azner]

Lol at stiggys convo hahahah

 

[DigiQ8]

Only a chatlog can communicate this properly.

Yes, I am Dave.

hahaha

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I love MSN. Yes, I am Dave.

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