The platypus, a revolutionary insight

[lePobz]

I am lePobz, accidental killer of Gods.

 

[VirusType2]

DID YOU KNOW that the platypus has a two-pronged penis?
However, platypi, along with echnidas, are monotremes, meaning one hole. So... if the two-pronged penis isn't for double penetration (why am I talking about platypus sex like this, Jesus Christ), then CLEARLY it's so he can do what human males may only dream of: bang two chicks at once.

Divine Platypus indeed.

(DISCLAIMER before someone hits me with a tl;dr rant about what the two-pronged penis is really for: this post is entirely in jest.)

But snakes have 2 penises as well. And snakes are supposed to be the ultimate evil.

God = platypus?
Devil = Snake?


But, do you know why they have two penises?


Because they are lucky?

 

[Zephos]

That's a ****ing Psyduck you twat...

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

That's a ****ing Psyduck you twat...

Psyduck > Golduck in every which way possible

 

[staticprimer]

then CLEARLY it's so he can do what human males may only dream of: bang two chicks at once.

Proof positive of its divinity.

ALL HAIL THE PLATYPUS - GOD OF ALL THAT EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE!

 

[Azner]

Who the **** are you?

Qft.

Who the hell is he?

 

[noQ]

I used to have a small duck with grain instead of plush.

Then I noticed a small crevice where his anus should be, leaking out the grains, and I disposed of him.

No no, you have to know your lover.

 

[Eejit]

Hail platypus!

 

[delusional]

No no, you have to know your lover.

Thats disgusting! I saw a picture of a human with one and i was thoroughly disgusted.