The Sandwich of Death.

Old and posted before but still ****ING AWESOME LOOKING
 
Ennui said:
Old and posted before but still ****ING AWESOME LOOKING

Whoops. Searching for "sandwich" though, didn't exactly link to anything specific, so...
 
Food Calories
Fried s – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
now that's a MAN's sandwich! :thumbs:
 
Ahahaha, the recipe for a heart attack, not a sandwich.
 
Teta_Bonita said:
now that's a MAN's sandwich! :thumbs:

It is the sandwich of a true immortal. The very heavens shake and tremble at the unholy wrath of this sandwich. Terror trembles in it's unholy shoes at the very mention of 30,000 calories of pure goodness, lying like a bread-encased demagogue.
 
GOOD GOD MAN:eek:

Two people would struggle a munch fest on that!!!
 
Oh my, i actually felt nauseous upon seeing that sandwich.
My diet has been extremely healthy for several years now, my body simply cannot handle fatty/unhealthy foods, thinking about the grease going down my throat makes me want to hurl.

I tried to eat fish and chips the other day because i hadn't eaten it for years.
I could eat the fish fine but the amount of grease on them, pleh, i dunno how people eat such shit.
 
*mouth waters* Anyone here actually going to make that sandwich?

I would never eat it though. My diet consists of all this non fat Japanese stuff, which most of the time is festy anyway
 
atomicspark85 said:
the brudewich? :D

You know it.

Master Shake: Who are you?... What is this?
Demonic voice: It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!
Frylock: See... told ya.
Master Shake: I tasted mustard.
Demonic voice: Yeah... Dijon mustard.
 
I would think by working at mcdonalds I've seen the most fattening things in the world... then I see something like this and one thought goes through my mind...

Make me one!
 
That is without a doubt the most PWNAGE sandwidch I have ever seen.
 
I wanna make me one of those sandwichers... But It'd take me a week to eat.
 
When I can be stuffed I'll make that sandwich.

BTW people you're obviously supposed to share it amongst family and/or friends and not eat it all your self like a bulldozer.

edit: $47 for a sandwich, not likely.
 
short recoil said:
Oh my, i actually felt nauseous upon seeing that sandwich.
My diet has been extremely healthy for several years now, my body simply cannot handle fatty/unhealthy foods, thinking about the grease going down my throat makes me want to hurl.

I tried to eat fish and chips the other day because i hadn't eaten it for years.
I could eat the fish fine but the amount of grease on them, pleh, i dunno how people eat such shit.

Damn it. I was about to give it the Short recoil food award of 2005. :(
 
Heh, based on a 3,000 calorie diet, that'd be you can have that sandwich and only that sandwich for 10 days. Aha.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Jesus titty-****ing christ. :eek:

I think that's the best response to one of my threads thats ever been posted.:thumbs:
 
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