The Zombie Terrorist Threat

[Absinthe]

http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614&nav=EQlpWjof

Phew! It's good to know that this young lad is spending his time behind bars.

 

[kirovman]

"When there's no more room in Guantanamo, the Dead will walk the Earth"

-Is Doom 3 considered an army training simulator in that case?

 

[burner69]

It's sick man. Totally f**ked up.

So now, in the name of stopping terrorism, we can't write stories about zombies!?!?

I've written a whole novel about zombies! I must be publick enemy number one!

 

[Absinthe]

No, just zombies in school. You're not allowed to write stories about killing them because that's discrimination.

Or something.

 

[kmack]

Zombies have feelings too! there feelings just happen to involve feasting on the flesh of the living, that is no reason to discriminate against them (now wasting them is a different thing all together, if you waste em all its not discrimination :sniper: :flame: )

 

[qckbeam]

This reminds me of the time I was almost suspended for visiting this site while on a break at school...

Oh happy days

 

[jondy]

Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here.

but it was all a misunderstanding - it was a high school overrun by zombies - heh, that cracked me up

Hope he gets off. Can't believe his grandparents turned him in

 

[Icarusintel]

Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here.

but it was all a misunderstanding - it was a high school overrun by zombies - heh, that cracked me up

Hope he gets off. Can't believe his grandparents turned him in

Old people seem to be the problem in this case, maybe we should make them illegal because they're terrorist threats, especially out on the roadways

 

[Absinthe]

Old people seem to be the problem in this case, maybe we should make them illegal because they're terrorist threats, especially out on the roadways

Zing!

sixchar

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Obviously this boy was only minutes away from unleashing an army of zombies upon his highschool! Why else would he write a fictional story about it?
Ohhhh Noooooo!!!

We should all go go down to kentucky and write fictional stories about schools.

One day, a school IN KENTUCKY was attacked by a 500 foot popcorn chicken. The popcorn chicken tossed the school INTO THE SUN.
This story is NOT fictional!

 

[CptStern]

mmmmmm popcorn chiiiiicken

 

[lePobz]

Why are Americans so bound by their written rules instead of common sense? It's so ****ing stupid, yet the people involved are just too ****ing stupid to even realise how ****ing stupid they're being.

Pardon my french. :upstare:

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I might pardon your french, but the FCC just fined you 2 million. :O

It's like freedom of speech is being tossed out the window nowadays. Yet people who actually deserve to get shut up don't.

 

[jondy]

Old people seem to be the problem in this case, maybe we should make them illegal because they're terrorist threats, especially out on the roadways

Reminds me of that South Park episode - Grey Dawn

 

[K e r b e r o s]

Why are Americans so bound by their written rules instead of common sense?

Thanks for caring.

It's so ****ing stupid, yet the people involved are just too ****ing stupid to even realise how ****ing stupid they're being.

It's not America -- its just the dumbasses here. No, we dont have a lot -- its just most of them become Politicians, Teachers, and those who break the law so therefore, you here more about them.

 

[Calanen]

If I was the DA when the cops brought this to me, Id say gees u guys are clowns. The county, or State is not wasting one dime on this.....

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh. Stupid ass prosecutors. Want to toss people in this case in jail just for the sake of doing so. Hopefully this kid has a good lawyer who will prove to the jury that it was all a fantasy fictional story that has nothing to do with real life. I mean come on. It wasn't about him killing his schoolmates. It was about zombies. Zombies for crying out loud.

 

[KoreBolteR]

yeh, its a freeking joke.