Toughest soldier ever: Rocket grenade bouces off Scotsmen's chest

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super freaking man? (in a kilt !!!)

An Army officer from the Highlands survived an attack in Afghanistan when a rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) bounced off his chest before exploding.

Lt David Robertson, 30, of 4 SCOTS Royal Regiment of Scotland, escaped with minor injuries.
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what they fail to mention that when it bounced off it hit an afghani orphanage and killed all 75 people inside


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7397831.stm


actually it bounced off and hit the side of a vehicle


this story just cries for a groundskeeper Willie like retort

"ACK! you call that a missle? you cheese eating surrender monkeys!! it didnea do anything to ol' willie, it was just a wee rocket!"
 
CptStern said:
"ACK! you call that a missle? you cheese eating surrender monkeys!! it didnea do anything to ol' willie, it was just a wee rocket!"
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Don't forget he also angrily swings his rake at them :p
 
Has to be done....

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 
I saw that in Team Fortress 2. Scotsmen are awesome.
 
He should star in the new Duke Nuken (whenever it comes)
 
Wow, he is lucky. He should start counting his blessings.
 
That lad well eats his porridge every mornin'.

MON THE JOCKS YA RADGE
 
chuck norris can stop the rpg whit his theet and spit it back to the headquarters of al-qaeda whitout even knowing its location


and what if the soldier is very fat and that made it bounce?
 
Yay! I'm scottish! BOW DOWN *and too any other scots on this board*
 
Lucky it wasn't a crit rocket.
 
ACK! you call that a missile? you cheese eating surrender monkeys!! it didnea do anything to ol' willie, it was just a wee rocket!
 
Next time he should try deflecting this with his chest.

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<RJMC> said:
chuck norris can stop the rpg whit his theet and spit it back to the headquarters of al-qaeda whitout even knowing its location


and what if the soldier is very fat and that made it bounce?
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Did you just...wait, no; I don't care. Grrr---eee...EEE!!! :angry:
 
The Demoman is scottish...

I thought this would a be a TF2 thread, all 'omg that demoman is hacking'.
 
I wish God rolled me scottish so I could get that sweet ballistics deflection racial. ****ing imba tbh, he should patch that shit or something.
 
The rocket bounced off his body armour...that is what saved him from death.
This is why its a shame when britsh soldiers are killed because they werent provided with body armour
 
Swiss is on ignore for being a spoil sport!. :P


(kidding)



Anyone remember that time British soldiers were ambushed in Iraq and their answer was a good old fashioned bayonet charge that worked?.

Scots are just the hardest of a very hardy set of islands and their peoples. :P

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Cool pic I found while I was googling.

Notice the sheer professionalism of the British trooper, his non nazi looking helmet and camo scheme, his vigilance and state of reeadyness, those sharp marksman eyes, that look of a well trained warrior.

Notice chubby McTubby in the back there looking for his next cheeseburger. :P
 
nurizeko said:
Swiss is on ignore for being a spoil sport!. :P


(kidding)



Anyone remember that time British soldiers were ambushed in Iraq and their answer was a good old fashioned bayonet charge that worked?.

Scots are just the hardest of a very hardy set of islands and their peoples. :P

*snip

Cool pic I found while I was googling.

Notice the sheer professionalism of the British trooper, his non nazi looking helmet and camo scheme, his vigilance and state of reeadyness, those sharp marksman eyes, that look of a well trained warrior.

Notice chubby McTubby in the back there looking for his next cheeseburger. :P
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Notice the preparedness of the American, he has sunglasses so he doesn't have to squint into his scope.
 
now now people lets not get all nationalistic and compare each other's military ...cant we all just agree they're both more than capable baby killers?
 
Why's the British one got a spare wheel strapped to his back?
 
Aye, British troopers are trained to remove wheel bolts with their teeth.

:laugh:


Stern: no they're just insurgent killers, our respective militaries doo all its civilian murders from several hundred feet up in the air.
 
The brown one looks significantly wider than the grey one.
 
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