Ultimate Job for UK hl2.netters: Teenage Pregnacy Implementation Manager

[CptStern]

I'm usually all for the use of condoms, but this job demands you not use them :O

http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/431763/teenage-pregnancy-implementation-manager

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

... What The Hell Is This And How Did You Find Such A Thing And Why Were You Looking?!?!?!

 

[Phobie]

I just saw this on reddit and lol'd.

I'LL DO IT.

 

[CyberPitz]

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Phob's is my partner!

 

[CptStern]

errr ..you're supposed to implement pregnacy in teens not get pregnant ..jebus must we go over the birds and the bees again?

 

[Phobie]

Oh right.

I'LL DO IT!

 

[CptStern]

sigh

when a man and woman love each other very much, they play a special game that only married people play ..it's called hide the salami .....

 

[Eejit]

I came.

 

[15357]

If you want to develop your skills and experience in an exciting and supportive environment

Hehehehehehehe


Although it's not quite what I expected. :/

 

[Jintor]

sigh

when a man and woman love each other very much, they play a special game that only married people play ..it's called hide the salami .....

Doesn't the salami spoil if you can't find it? D:

 

[Evo]

Doesn't the salami spoil if you can't find it? D:

Not if special measure are put in place to prevent spoilage :naughty:

 

[Trevelyan]

... What The Hell Is This And How Did You Find Such A Thing And Why Were You Looking?!?!?!

http://www.wired.com/#popular

sure it was linked here a day or two ago..

 

[Shakermaker]

Doesn't the salami spoil if you can't find it? D:

It might cough up white mucus ....

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I so want this job. Any UK'ers wanna let me shack up with them?

 

[Qonfused]

It might cough up white mucus ....

Oh wtf.

 

[Sneaki]

I must say that's a bit on the strange side...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I must say that's a bit on the erotic side...

lolololol