Unusual experience while sleeping :O

I can help you with that.
 
Guys only get wet dreams when they don't satisfy themselves enough sexually while awake. Atleast I do. When my girlfriend broke up with me I didn't do anything sexual for like a week, then one night had an awesome dream with many hot babes, completely asleep I didn't even wake up, but when I woke up in the morning "why are my boxers wet? AWW WTF! MY SHEETS!".

Needless to say I've learned no matter how depressed I am I HAVE to fap atleast once every 2-3 days.
 
HL2.net

Where the world goes to be way too comfortable with each other's sexuality
 
I end up having one several times a months, and I hate it. It gets my underwear all gooey.


the dreams are pretty good though, ;)
 
I once woke up when I was blowing my load and ran to the bathroom with a load of semen in my hand trying to keep it from getting any messier.



























Yep black people.
 
I once when I was blowing black people in the bathroom kept trying to keep my semen messier in my underwear.









Yep, running.
 
I am of the utmost confidence that my last post contains the emotional complexity of the entire human condition and more literary value than Faulkner times Shakespeare.
 
I wax my carrot atleast 3 times a day. The only reason i can think of as to why i had an unexpected orgasm WHILE asleep without any physical contact with my dick, is that i haven't jacked it for a week while i was traveling.
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Yes fbt. Full bull tension. Often comes at times of travel. Back at school camps (mon-fri) none of us would unleash the load until we got home. One guy wouldn't even take a shit for a week, but that's another story altogether.... Anyway, yes FBT. You get home on that friday open the kmart catalogue and look at the women in the lingerie.

/explosion
 
zombieturtle01 said:
she'll turn into Vegeta,
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Like this?


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I've had sex dreams but I've never had an orgasm from it. Recently, I nearly did. Needless to say I was very disappointed that I woke up. I always wake up.
 
I used to have them when i was like 10 years old, and for some reason they stopped because i masturbate so often now. i bet if i took a week of from beating it, i'd have them again. wet dreams to me are not as fun as shooting it as far as it can go
 
Wait... You had wet dreams at 10?

How is that possible?
 
Vegeta897 said:
Wait... You had wet dreams at 10?

How is that possible?
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Well, I know from experience that it's entirely possible to uh... Forcibly entertain oneself at that age, so I don't see why it can't be possible to do it on uh... accident.
 
it took all but 2 weeks to figure it out....come on!
 
When I went camping with a friend we were both in the same cabin so I couldn't fap for like a week, I had a few sex dreams. That's like the only time i've ever had one too.
 
i kid you not, when i used to go to church we went to florida for a youth group trip. it was right when i was 14, and fully loaded. i went to sleep and when i woke up i was in a sticky mess, but the youth leader was mad hott and i had dreams about her that night but she was the one who woke me up for that day and it was hard not to hide the hot mess. i swear she sucked my knob for a few hours in the dream too. to this day i wonder if she touched my penis in my sleep
 
lol sinkoman is uncomfortable with sex, maybe even a prude, or maybe its just a cultural difference. Europeans are quite open about sex and related things.
 
Ravioli said:
lol sinkoman is uncomfortable with sex, maybe even a prude, or maybe its just a cultural difference. Europeans are quite open about sex and related things.
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Lol, prude? Not at all bro. I'm not uncomfortable with that shit at all either. Go ahead, put it in my butt, jizz in my hair, all that weird ass stuff that's funny as ****.

But I think coming onto the internet and announcing that there's "SPERM FUKKEN EVERYWHERE. " and being 100% serious is starting to get a little weird.
 
lmao look at your sig.. There's no way your serious.
 
This is the interwebs my friend, nothing is weird here.
 
Sounds like you were having a lucid dream.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Yes fbt. Full bull tension. Often comes at times of travel. Back at school camps (mon-fri) none of us would unleash the load until we got home. One guy wouldn't even take a shit for a week, but that's another story altogether.... Anyway, yes FBT. You get home on that friday open the kmart catalogue and look at the women in the lingerie.

/explosion
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I've heard the body stops producing semen after two days.
 
Riiiight...this was really worth making a thread about "omgz guise i hads a wet dreamz, wot do i dooooo????!!!???"

¬_¬
 
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