Vortigaunt Sex

[Liam]

How do vortigaunts reproduce? Are they mammals or what?

 

[Tyguy]

Vorticocks and vortic$nts

 

[Liam]

I don't think we've seen any females...

 

[Black Mesa corp]

There's no definitive information on how Vortigaunts reproduce, but plenty of speculation.

Do they use magic, or act like Humans or snails, or Queen bees?

 

[Dabs]

How do vortigaunts reproduce? Are they mammals or what?

Arf, what made you think of this topic Liam? Although an answer would be handy, I hate it when Doug's right. -_-

 

[Ruubie]

lmfao, nice question I'm wondering what Valve has to say about this

 

[Liam]

Arf, what made you think of this topic Liam? Although an answer would be handy, I hate it when Doug's right. -_-

I checked wikipedia first as well. Wikipedia failed me.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

It will all be revealed in HL2: Episode 46

 

[Insano]

It will all be revealed in HL2: Episode 46

The episode also known as "Vortigaunts gone wild".

 

[Asknoone]

It will all be revealed in HL2: Episode 46

Bit of a spoiler?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Lol nice new ava Samon. 'Bout friggan' time.

 

[Beerdude26]

Wasn't that Episode 69?

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Wasn't that Episode 69?

Nooo, Episode 69 will deal about the hidden romance between Mossman and Alyx.

 

[Shift]

How do vortigaunts reproduce? Are they mammals or what?

WHY would anyone wanna know that anyway, it has no relevance to.....anything lol. I take it you are incredibly bored at home, as that is the only reason I could think of for anyone to ask such a question

 

[Insano]

Nooo, Episode 69 will deal about the hidden romance between Mossman and Alyx.

Hidden? Haven't you played the beta leak :naughty:

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I don't think we've seen any females...

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/769/screenshot4wb.jpg

 

[Ridge]

Vorticocks and vortic$nts

OMG TOO FUNNY!!!!

 

[Ridge]

Woot sigged!

 

[Ravioli]

well we saw from half-life 1 in Xen that they had huge factories producing various alien species, such as the vortigaunt. Remember you could shoot those barrels and they would spawn etc.

 

[bigburpco]

But they only spawned the agrunts.

 

[Operational]

Lol. This reminds me of a discussion on how Protoss reproduce. But c'mon they are naked - How Could We Not Know!

Woot sigged!

Just be careful - there is a four line limit to sigs - you might want to replace the quote tags with quotation marks.

 

[flycrusher]

I wonder if it will be possible to have some hybrids between vorts and humans!!
Maybe in episode 101 there will be some Vortalyx!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Woot sigged!

Too mayn lines, ridgie, sorry.

I wonder if it will be possible to have some hybrids between vorts and humans!!
Maybe in episode 101 there will be some Vortalyx!

Oh GOD.

Or, maybe in Episode1337, Judith and some Moss having a baby, and its a male. Hence the name "Mossman Mossman".

 

[Darkside55]

Vortigaunt babies are delivered to them at their doorstep by boids.

 

[Ridge]

Its 4 lines...

2 quotes, 2 lines each (author and quote) so 4 lines

 

[Operational]

I count 7. A mod will probably tell you off eventually - until then enjoy!

 

[Danimal]

Technically, it's 6 lines.

 

[Ridge]

Ugh fine...

 

[Operational]

Technically, it's 6 lines.

I'm counting the space inbetween .

 

[Ridge]

Whatever.

 

[Operational]

Hey relax. Copy the contents of this code tag and use it for your sig.

[URL="http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2125286&postcount=1"]Liam:[/URL] "How do vortigaunts reproduce?"

[URL="http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2125290&postcount=2"]Tyguy:[/URL] "Vorticocks and vortic$nts"

Let's focus on the bigger issue of Vortigaunt Sex!

 

[Danimal]

Somebody's a grumpy pewty pewpie pants.

 

[Ionium]

Do you realize it'll be 2050 before episode 40 comes out?

 

[ríomhaire]

There is no evidence to suggest that Vortigaunts have multiple sexes.

 

[Sparda]

I thought they did it like the rabbits do!! or was it rats?

 

[Operational]

There is no evidence to suggest that Vortigaunts have multiple sexes.

Indeed. In fact, unless the females look identical to the males, its safe to say there aren't any Vortigaunt females.

Interesting point - will we ever see a adolescent Vortigaunt?

 

[Ennui]

Do you realize it'll be 2050 before episode 40 comes out?

And that's an optimistic estimate.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

And that's an optimistic estimate.

More like a very incredibly super unlikely estimate.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Best thread ever.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Best thread ever.

Yes.