What kind of threads do you consider a 'Success'?

[Dog--]

Topic says it all.

I'd say the thread has to be a good 3-4 pages to be successful, exceptions are usually made when a thread is locked by post 7. In my opinion, anyways

 

[Qonfused]

To be a success, a thread has to:
1.) Stay somewhat on topic (never happens)
2.) Be interesting (rarely)
3.) Perk interests (occasionally)
4.) Not have a post by CptStern (lol)
5.) Be more than one page (premature lockage excluded)

By this criteria, all threads on HL2.net fail.

 

[Stigmata]

To be a success, a thread has to:
1.) Make me laugh, chuckle, smile, or get an erection
2.) Have a post by Darkside55
3.) result in at least a short-lived meme between myself, GordonFreeman911, and Toolbooth Willie.

 

[Dog--]

Hold on, before anyone tries it: THIS THREAD DOES NOT FAIL, SO F YOU.

Proceed.

 

[delusional]

this threads fail because you say it doesn't.

 

[TCfromBN]

Does not contain over usage of: :|

 

[Raziaar]

I'm not generally a good thread maker. So mine mostly suck.

 

[Narcolepsy]

I consider it a real victory if my threads make it past the one page mark.

 

[Tyguy]

as long as theres one lemon party link, id say its a sure win

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

To be a success, a thread has to:
1.) Make me laugh, chuckle, smile, or get an erection
2.) Have a post by Darkside55
3.) result in at least a short-lived meme between myself, GordonFreeman911, and Toolbooth Willie.

Seconded.

 

[Qonfused]

Could you guys stop circle jerking for two seconds?

 

[mastag]

Could you guys stop circle jerking for two seconds?

I lol'd and agree.

This thread is now a success, because I have a post in it.

 

[sinkoman]

dick dick.

I like dick dick.

 

[Seppo]

this threads fail because you say it doesn't.

No. Your grammar fails!

BOOM IN YOUR FACE OUT OF NOWHERE!

 

[Jintor]

Could you guys stop circle jerking for two seconds?

Impossible.

 

[Pesmerga]

IF A THREAD HAS A POST OF MINE IN IT, IT IS SUCCESSFUL.

Therefore, this thread = success.

 

[Dan]

more than 4 pages usually means that there are 2 people using it as their private chat room.

 

[The Monkey]

I consider myself an expert in the art of thread-making, or at least damn good at it.

 

[Lucid]

If a thread doesn't contain anything from those shithole meme websites, stays on topic, and goes over the 2 page mark... I'd consider it a success.

 

[CrazyHarij]

criteria: does not contain "in before lock"

 

[Zunni]

more than 4 pages usually means that there are 2 people using it as their private chat room.

a/s/l???

 

[Solaris]

Most successful thread was the bestiality one.

 

[soulslicer]

I like "people" threads, like comment on the above sig, or my object or personality threads. Hl2.net bonding lol

 

[pistolero!]

To be a success, it has to get spammed with hundreds of "Agreed" or "Idiot" synonyms.