when women think you are gay

[rambler]

but what about someone such as i? a dashing trendy metrosexual, yet i ooze masculinity.

oh yeah, i moisturise, i shop, but i get the girl.

nah i do get your point. i'd be lying if i said no one had ever thought i was gay, but i guess i do joke about it. and actually i'm not that closed to the idea of a bit of experimentation. but i stick by my well cared for guns:

the title is funny.

 

[Ome_Vince]

funny there was this documentary on on how gay men are setting the standards for straight men. Pretty interesting.
Some of the stuff they said were like how gay men started shaving bodyparts (everywhere...), putting on facecream, buying expensive cloths, and now straight men are doing it.

Seems the gays did that because in the 80's they were seen as "dirty" due to the aids thing. So they straightened op their looks, cloths, face, eyebrows etc etc.
And women started to fall in love with gay men...
So then straight men started to do the same things....

I must say when i go to clubs and see some of the guys ( especially italians) its metrosexual all over the place.....
And women love it! you should see what gorgious women they get.
I wouldnt want to trade places though cause those women are usually better-looking than regular but extremely nasty in character
And i can tell ya, after 1,5 years you dont give a shit about the looks all that much, and if she's a pain in the butt, that starts irritating you more and more....
Just get a good looking friendly lady

 

[ComradeBadger]

but what about someone such as i? a dashing trendy metrosexual, yet i ooze masculinity.

oh yeah, i moisturise, i shop, but i get the girl.

nah i do get your point. i'd be lying if i said no one had ever thought i was gay, but i guess i do joke about it. and actually i'm not that closed to the idea of a bit of experimentation. but i stick by my well cared for guns:

the title is funny.

Agree't!

 

[Beerdude26]

oh yeah, i moisturise, i shop, but i get the girl.

It's not personal, but the verb "to moisturise" simply SCREAMS "I am gay."

Imho.

 

[Jangle]

It's not personal, but the verb "to moisturize" simply SCREAMS "I am gay."

Imho.

Who doesn't moisturise? :O
Seriously, there's nothing gay about good skin care.

You know what I does annoy me? People who use the word "gay" as a negative or an insult. It just seems that when I hear someone saying "I hated that film, it was so gay" it flips a switch in my head that says "I probably won't like you".

 

[Beerdude26]

Who doesn't moisturise? :O
Seriously, there's nothing gay about good skin care.

I think that if I would moisturise my hands they would probably explode by the sheer cold that is reigning here currently.

 

[el Chi]

Loads of people have presumed I'm gay in the past, and probably will do in the future, but it doesn't really bother me too much. I can be rather camp (not in a horrendous mincing caricatured stereotype way), but, again, I don't really care. I'm comfortable with who I am.

Besides, it can be fun having a girl presume you're gay and then, shall we say, "prove her wrong" :naughty:

 

[Beerdude26]

Loads of people have presumed I'm gay in the past, and probably will do in the future, but it doesn't really bother me too much. I can be rather camp (not in a horrendous mincing caricatured stereotype way), but, again, I don't really care. I'm comfortable with who I am.

Besides, it can be fun having a girl presume you're gay and then, shall we say, "prove her wrong" :naughty:

Which brings us to another oddity:
A girl thinks you're gay and you're turning her on by just being yourself. Then, when she discovers you're not, she's completely turned off. Wtf.

 

[sHaDdoW]

moisturising is gay :O


I have a cleansing treatment, exfoliator, and a moisturizer.
I'm not gay...............................................................................yet

Don't moisturise my body as much though, just face.

 

[Que-Ever]

I use aquaphore on my face every once in a while when my skin gets really dired out, but I refuse to refer to it as moisturizing.

 

[Beerdude26]

I use aquaphore on my face every once in a while when my skin gets really dired out, but I refuse to refer to it as moisturizing.

Dude moisturising your face is simply silly
Moisturising your hands though just screams gheyness. :|

 

[el Chi]

Well, it's the whole wanting-what-you-can't-have thing, isn't it? Something's far more attractive if it's just out of reach. Also, perhaps they felt more at ease beforehand.

Although I must say that that's not actually happened to me. As far as I know, at least.

 

[Beerdude26]

Well, it's the whole wanting-what-you-can't-have thing, isn't it? Something's far more attractive if it's just out of reach. Also, perhaps they felt more at ease beforehand.

Although I must say that that's not actually happened to me. As far as I know, at least.

Ok, you lost me in your labyrinth of English grammar.

 

[Que-Ever]

Dude moisturising your face is simply silly
Moisturising your hands though just screams gheyness. :|

but my face gets really dried out

and it ISN'T moisturizing.

 

[el Chi]

Sorry

Okay, I'll start again...

Which brings us to another oddity:
A girl thinks you're gay and you're turning her on by just being yourself. Then, when she discovers you're not, she's completely turned off. Wtf.

My point was that, a lot of the time, something/someone is more attractive because it's less obtainable. Sometimes a girl/guy is more attractive because you want them, but you can't have them.
So if the girl thinks you're gay, they may feel more attracted to you because you're out of reach.

Either that, or they felt more comfortable around someone who they figured wasn't trying to get in their pants.

a dashing trendy metrosexual

I hate that word, although in some ways I'd fit into it. I seem to remember hearing that the person who coined the phrase publicly apologised!

 

[Beerdude26]

Sorry

Okay, I'll start again...

My point was that, a lot of the time, something/someone is more attractive because it's less obtainable. Sometimes a girl/guy is more attractive because you want them, but you can't have them.
So if the girl thinks you're gay, they may feel more attracted to you because you're out of reach.

Either that, or they felt more comfortable around someone who they figured wasn't trying to get in their pants.

hmmm pants

Wha? Oh right :|
I thought you were talking about the guys not being able to use certain things because they'd be looked down upon as gay. I got the "can't-have-it" thing, but I just applied it to the wrong people

 

[el Chi]

Oooooohhhh! Sorry! Should've made that clearer.
It made sense in MY head...

 

[Que-Ever]

heh, what word do you think brought this up? gay? moisturizer?

 

[Beerdude26]

heh, what word do you think brought this up? gay? moisturizer?

"Moisturisers are gay" ?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Gays are moisterisers?

 

[Beerdude26]

Gays are moisturisers?

That's ****ing creepy because it's true D:

 

[Lou]

Yes, short recoil, every woman on earth invited lou to their meetings and told him in person that this was their tactic.... didn't you get the newsletter?

Lou, I think you are full of shit

Bliink what happens is that the few times I have told women I am gay (which I am not) I end up in their beds 10 times faster than normal. That's what I meant to say by "first hand experience". But that day at the restaurant I was being myself, and this random girl still thought I was gay

 

[sHaDdoW]

Gays are moisterisers?

Sounds very wrong, But I have a quick to the point mind.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Bliink what happens is that the few times I have told women I am gay (which I am not) I end up in their beds 10 times faster than normal. That's what I meant to say by "first hand experience". But that day at the restaurant I was being myself, and this random girl still thought I was gay

Which is what happens when you go after the fat shemales.

 

[Garfield_]

Interesteing read, makes me wonder how many gay's there are on these forums ;D

 

[Beerdude26]

Interesting read, makes me wonder how many gay's there are on these forums ;D

:naughty:

 

[Captain M4d]

I wouldn't be surprised if some people did think I was gay, but I don't worry about it, because I know I'm straight.

 

[Garfield_]

I'm so not gay I don't even touch my penis when I go to the bathroom

HARD-****ING-CORE!

How gay of you D:

 

[Teta_Bonita]

moisturising is gay :O


I have a cleansing treatment, exfoliator, and a moisturizer.
I'm not gay...............................................................................yet

Don't moisturise my body as much though, just face.

really? I moisturise my penis. :naughty:

I also moisturise the back of my hands, but only because if I don't my evil skin legions will take overy my brain.

BTW this thread has SEXUAL ORIENTATION

 

[Que-Ever]

really? I moisturise my penis. :naughty:

I also moisturise the back of my hands, but only because if I don't my evil skin legions will take overy my brain.

BTW this thread has SEXUAL ORIENTATION

how fabulous.

 

[Jangle]

I can't believe it took 8 pages for somebody to say that.

 

[Que-Ever]

I can't believe it took 8 pages for somebody to say that.

some people are trend-setters, I'm a trend-necromancer.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I am ashamed. Fabulous!

 

[Captain M4d]

I just realized that everything is so fabulous!

 

[sHaDdoW]

Man this thread is soo fabulous

 

[K e r b e r o s]

You guys, this thread is so gay. C'mon, lets get out of here. ... /end joke

 

[Que-Ever]

You guys, this thread is so gay. C'mon, lets get out of here. ... /end joke

No. You're staying right here... in the gay bar.

 

[Beerdude26]

No. You're staying right here... in the gay bar.

But I want to take him to it D:

 

[Que-Ever]

But I want to take him to it D:

...I really suck at these "hidden link" things...

 

[Jangle]

edit: beaten to it D: