Which way do you...

[Qonfused]

...wipe your ass?

 

[Que-Ever]

I am the majority.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm very disappointed in you you Qonfused.

 

[Pesmerga]

Qonfused, you you bring shame to your family name.

 

[Que-Ever]

Needs to be public, btw.

 

[highlander]

I do not wipe.





Gouche too crack.

 

[kineaesth]

F*cking lovely.

 

[Que-Ever]

I do not wipe.





Gouche too, crack.

Fixed, I think.

 

[Naudian]

Need an option for both...

 

[Irksome]

Normally it's gouche to crack, but sometimes if my stool is really loose, or especially wet (creamy) going gouche to crack pushes it up. So it requires me to go crack to gouche.

 

[CyberPitz]

"gouch"? the hell?

I go from bottom to top.

 

[Raziaar]

It's astounding the variety of threads that have been made over the years, about the act of cleaning ones buttocks after defecation.

Each new one poses a different question entirely.

"Do you bunch, do you fold?"

"Which way do you wipe?"









..................................................

:x

 

[Qonfused]

Normally it's gouche to crack, but sometimes if my stool is really loose, or especially wet (creamy) going gouche to crack pushes it up. So it requires me to go crack to gouche.

Post of the week.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

"gouch"? the hell?

I go from bottom to top.

This.

 

[delusional]

Neither. That's what water geysers are for.

 

[MJ12]

like a z axis right into it, pull it out, use it to paint photos of your cat. lawl poooop

 

[Azner]

I have no idea what they mean.

Goodgame

 

[delusional]

First I get a square of toilet paper, then I poke a hole through it with my finger. With the toilet paper around my finger, I stick my finger up my butt, then I crook my finger like a pirates hook and do a rotating motion, to collect the feces. Remove my finger than use the toilet paper on my finger, to remove the feces from my finger. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Asuka]

Crack to gouche hows is that even possible...

 

[Shamrock]

Why Qonfused? Why did you create this thread? It is incredibly detrimental to the success of HL2.net. This is only causing the inevitable downfall.

 

[VirusType2]

air dry.

 

[Crash]

What the f*ck is a "gouche"?!

 

[Azner]

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

words here to avoid getting capsowned

 

[Sulkdodds]

Qonf is a goddamn gouchebag.

 

[evil^milk]

Imagine you have a pineapple in your index finger and wipe from bottom to top.

Works miracles.

 

[PvtRyan]

Women don't poop. You silly person you.

 

[jimbo118]

I smell the paper after I wipe :|

 

[Cormeh]

Woof.

 

[Seppo]

i hear that communists wipe from crack to gouche.

 

[Krynn72]

I'll have to ask my assistant which way she wipes my ass. I'll post back.

 

[Que-Ever]

There's too much resistance going gouch to crack.

 

[iizbl4ck]

majority

 

[Pesmerga]

I wipe crack to lower lip.

 

[Solaris]

I hate both.

I have a friend who wipes from the front rather than putting his hand behind his ass he puts it between his legs and wipes.

Thats weird!

 

[Seppo]

I hate both.

I have a friend who wipes from the front rather than putting his hand behind his ass he puts it between his legs and wipes.

Thats weird!

is he a girl?

 

[Solaris]

no he isnt

 

[iizbl4ck]

i lol'd

 

[Omnomnick]

I hate to think about what goes on inside that man's head sometimes...


Sunday 13 April 2008 - Qonfused wakes from his bed

'Mmmm, I wonder which way the guys on the forum wipe their arses...'

Thats just not healthy.