Wing mutation on your body

[Mr-Fusion]

If you could have mutated functional wings on your body would you prefer a pair of seperate wings jutting out of your spine like that guy in xmen, or would you prefer your arms to be wings.

I just can't relate the feeling of wings jutting out the back. I currently have functional arms and it's easier to relate to having those arms turned into wings. The problem is you'd have to eat like a bird, always bending over pecking like a pidgeon. If you could have a claw on the end it might be helpful.

 

[Lizardizzle]

back wings, from the shoulder blades

 

[MJ12]

Yeah, I sure do want the option where I don't have hands or free moving arms....

 

[Vegeta897]

So what exactly is the disadvantage to having wings on your back? Because you can't imagine it?

Seems like a stupid reason to instead choose the option of sacrificing of the most useful parts of our body, the hands.

 

[Viperidae]

I'd rather just have jets on my feet. Extra damage in kicking situations etc.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I'd rather DBZ style.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I would rather have a mental retardation, no arms and legs, and wings sprouting from my anus.

 

[Saturos]

I'd rather DBZ style.

Superman did it that way long before DBZ.

Although not with chi power.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Angel wings god darmit.

 

[Saturos]

Gargoyle/dragon/imp wings.

 

[Ennui]

Hands are far too stupefyingly kickass of a thing to have to let go. They're at least as cool as wings

 

[Dekstar]

Shoulder Blade wings ftw. Also, if they were bulletproof.

 

[lefty]

Bat wings blargleargle.

 

[Eejit]

Sugar glider wings. Like Lexington has in Gargoyles.

 

[Danimal]

Yeah, I sure do want the option where I don't have hands or free moving arms....

Seriously, this is a pretty lame poll LOL

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

You can't always have your cake and eat it too. If we acquired flight we'd have to lose something, dammit.

Honestly, though, probably jutting out of the back. It would make sleeping really uncomfortable for a while, but it would be worth it to sit brooding atop skyscrapers in the night, like Batman and shit. Who the hell would honestly vote to lose use of their hands?

 

[Danimal]

amputation fetishees.

 

[Acepilotf14]

OP was the only one to vote for option 2.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I want wings on my ankles. Tiny little wings that mean I can run a bit faster.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I wouldn't mind having wings in the place of arms if I could have pterosaur-style claws on them and still be able to type on my computer.

 

[Remus]

Wings can go **** right off. Flying without wings FTW.

 

[xcellerate]

Flying without wings FTW.

You and ruben are soul mates:
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[bryanf445]

Wings on the back, so I can use my hands to throw fireballs at people below me.

 

[swan_song1973]

i need my arms, shoulder wings ftw.

 

[Lester]

Shoulder wings
I need my arms to play TF2 and other stuff =)

 

[CR0M]

Cock wings ftw.

Anyway, wings are forelimbs. Wings on your back + normal arms would make you an insect, lamers.
What a ridiculous poll.

 

[bryanf445]

Cock wings ftw.

Anyway, wings are forelimbs. Wings on your back + normal arms would make you an insect, lamers.
What a ridiculous poll.

Not true. It would be awesome to be a man-sect. You know it.

 

[Bob_Marley]

Eitherway they'd have to be unfeasably large to actually work and you'd probably loose the ability to go through doorways.

I'll take a hoverboard instead.

 

[Tyguy]

what about wings with tiny hands, that would at least give you the ability to hold shit.

 

[CR0M]

Archaeopteryx is extinct because holding shit while flying causes accidents.

 

[Letters]

Hah, 50 to 1 in favor of arms+wings.

Eitherway they'd have to be unfeasably large to actually work and you'd probably loose the ability to go through doorways.

I'll take a hoverboard instead.

That's why they fold up!

 

[Hurricane]

definitely dark, raven-like wings on my back.

 

[Krynn72]

Hrm, I dont know, let me see. Lose the use of a necessary extremity in order to have wings, or not lose it and still have wings. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.


I want wings on my feet, and I could be all like "I'm Hermes bitches, and I'm a ****ing God!"

"Now give me all your mail so I can deliver the shit out of it!"

 

[Sledgehammer]

Oh I'd love to have sex with a girl with wings.

*tries to find that kind of pornography*

 

[Darkangel]

F14 winds coming out of my hips plz.

 

[KiplingsCat]

Definately arms + wings. That way I'd be able to lift people from burning buildings and other heroic things like that But I'd have to cut the backs off all my clothes.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I like a combination of the two. Not an extra pair but functional arms + wings.

 

[Stigmata]

I like a combination of the two. Not an extra pair but functional arms + wings.

Wings with fingers?